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Fap · 03-05-2007, 05:53 PM

Steak and a Blowjob Day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

horvy · 03-05-2007, 05:54 PM

I celebrate that everyday...

Spunky · 03-05-2007, 05:58 PM

I thought it was Wendys and a rumpfuck day

Waveu6410 · 03-05-2007, 06:11 PM

March 14th is my birthday

Fap · 03-05-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Waveu6410

March 14th is my birthday

Well it's a double prizer for you my freind

Fap · 03-05-2007, 11:35 PM

So no one celebrates? come on now

03-05-2007, 05:53 PM	#1
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Most Romantic Day of The Year March 14th Steak and a Blowjob Day You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. http://www.steakandbjday.com/

03-05-2007, 05:54 PM	#2
horvy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 811	I celebrate that everyday... __________________ I like Boobs.

03-05-2007, 05:58 PM	#3
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,939	I thought it was Wendys and a rumpfuck day __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-05-2007, 06:11 PM	#4
Waveu6410 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 4,038	March 14th is my birthday

03-05-2007, 11:35 PM	#6
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	So no one celebrates? come on now