Angry Husband chainsaws house in two in divorce split - GoFuckYourself.com

DEA - banned for life · 03-10-2007, 04:02 PM

well she got her fucking half!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070309/..._chainsaw_dc_2
A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

Screaming · 03-10-2007, 04:03 PM

thats fuckin classic

Mr Pheer · 03-10-2007, 04:04 PM

heh, i got nothing but respect for him

pornoblogger · 03-10-2007, 04:04 PM

That's a slightly unorthodox solution - was the wife happy with the settlement?

Barefootsies · 03-10-2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

thats fuckin classic

Martin3 · 03-10-2007, 04:06 PM

Based on the thread title I was expecting a trailer in Alabama.

Deputy Chief Command · 03-10-2007, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3

Based on the thread title I was expecting a trailer in Alabama.

alabama .. arizona . . kentucky ... texas . . virginia . . any of hose yes

Michaelious · 03-10-2007, 04:09 PM

Nice one

billybathgate · 03-10-2007, 04:33 PM

lol nice.

Paparazzi · 03-10-2007, 04:44 PM

read about it in the newspaper before, cool guy haha

VeriSexy · 03-10-2007, 09:01 PM

haha that is great

LiveDose · 03-10-2007, 09:01 PM

Saw that on TV.

Awesome.

the alchemist · 03-10-2007, 09:09 PM

Hahaha good for him

porno jew · 03-10-2007, 09:11 PM

typical groid behavior.

Spunky · 03-10-2007, 09:13 PM

Lol..that is priceless..chalk one up for the man

tony286 · 03-10-2007, 09:27 PM

he showed her lol

Jace · 03-10-2007, 09:49 PM

that guy is my hero

Farang · 03-10-2007, 09:58 PM

Hilarious

TigerDragon · 03-10-2007, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin3

Based on the thread title I was expecting a trailer in Alabama.

KrisKross · 03-10-2007, 10:20 PM

Hahaha... that's awesome. I'd imagine it's a lot of work to saw even a small place in half.

bizarredollars · 03-10-2007, 10:34 PM

Hehe, That's a classic

Good for him!!

rowan · 03-10-2007, 10:35 PM

He should have taken the entire house - the land is probably worth more.

martinsc · 03-10-2007, 10:46 PM

hahahaha
great

JD · 03-11-2007, 02:19 AM

haha that is the most awesome shit EVER

ADL Josh · 03-12-2007, 07:14 AM

lol..that's awesome!

Ravage · 03-12-2007, 07:15 AM

He's entitled to 1/2.... he took it. Nothing wrong with that at all.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-12-2007, 07:26 AM

That is funny.. but makes you wonder what the real story was.

Grand Master T · 03-12-2007, 07:28 AM

as funny as that is - it's stupid. he'll never get his money back from the value of the house.

TheLegacy · 03-12-2007, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grand Master T

as funny as that is - it's stupid. he'll never get his money back from the value of the house.

perhaps, but love and hate make us do things that are stupid - and justify it later

Tanya_AWP · 03-12-2007, 07:51 AM

That makes them even, LoL wonder how the wife reacted.....

GT-Omar · 03-12-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanya_AWP

That makes them even, LoL wonder how the wife reacted.....

She didn't. She got half didn't she?...........lol

PR_Sebas · 03-12-2007, 07:55 AM

lol, come on, thats the greatest story ever told

TG Rebecca · 03-12-2007, 08:23 AM

that is hilarious! stupid, but pretty awesome. ;)

shekinah · 03-12-2007, 08:32 AM

I'm still wondering for the real score...

webair · 03-12-2007, 09:48 AM

wow he must have been pissed off

The Real Sinatra · 03-12-2007, 10:12 AM

cut the kids in half too

lorine · 03-13-2007, 02:35 AM

Very nice.I`ve never heard of something like that before.Although I`m a girl I have nothing but respect for that man

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	Angry Husband chainsaws house in two in divorce split well she got her fucking half! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070309/..._chainsaw_dc_2 A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

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