I was bitch slapped last night - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-18-2007, 07:32 PM

A few of my mates decided to come over late last night and go out for a pizza at a legendary pizza place called Topilinos in St Kilda in my opinion the best pizza?s in Melbourne.

So the three of us are sitting there enjoying a great pizza and beer and these two girls walk in and sit on the table next to us. I was sure that they were shemale?s.

My friend said that there was no way that they were shemales. I said that I have seen enough girls in my life to know if they were transsexuals or not, so I asked them to come and sit with us, which they did.

Anyway after a few drinks and some chatting about the Melbourne Grand Prix, I came out with the million dollar question ?Are you a transsexual? well, did that set a big chain of events of. She first slapped me on the face, stood up and started abusing me in front of everyone ?I have never been so offended in my life she said? I said that there is a first time for everything.

?Do I look like a fucking man? she said, I said well to me you do look like a transsexual but please don?t take offence to that, she walked out. Then my friend wanted to bitch slap me to as he thinks I cost him a night of pleasure with the half man half women.

DEA - banned for life · 03-18-2007, 07:34 PM

Sounds like "she" wanted you..

nico-t · 03-18-2007, 07:34 PM

lol.... what a subtle question

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-18-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

lol.... what a subtle question

Well i would rather ask than find out when i take her to my house and she has an erection

hahaha

sicone · 03-18-2007, 07:38 PM

DonkeyPunchProductions · 03-18-2007, 07:40 PM

should have had your friend tell you the next morning.

CDSmith · 03-18-2007, 07:42 PM

I've told you before, why you no listen?

Just think of it as a really big clit. :D

beemk · 03-18-2007, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

Well i would rather ask than find out when i take her to my house and she has an erection

hahaha

so you're saying, that if someone you totally suspected to be a man turned out to not have a penis you would take them back to your place? wow.

NGU · 03-18-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

A few of my mates decided to come over late last night and go out for a pizza at a legendary pizza place called Topilinos in St Kilda in my opinion the best pizza?s in Melbourne.

So the three of us are sitting there enjoying a great pizza and beer and these two girls walk in and sit on the table next to us. I was sure that they were shemale?s.

My friend said that there was no way that they were shemales. I said that I have seen enough girls in my life to know if they were transsexuals or not, so I asked them to come and sit with us, which they did.

Anyway after a few drinks and some chatting about the Melbourne Grand Prix, I came out with the million dollar question ?Are you a transsexual? well, did that set a big chain of events of. She first slapped me on the face, stood up and started abusing me in front of everyone ?I have never been so offended in my life she said? I said that there is a first time for everything.

?Do I look like a fucking man? she said, I said well to me you do look like a transsexual but please don?t take offence to that, she walked out. Then my friend wanted to bitch slap me to as he thinks I cost him a night of pleasure with the half man half women.

I agree with DonkeyPunchProductions you should of got your mate to nail him/her and found out in the morning now you will never know unless you take her flowers and nice bottle of wine and take one for the team yourself

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-18-2007, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

Well i would rather ask than find out when i take her to my house and she has an erection

hahaha

You should of recruited them as models and made a side bet with your friend and found out that way

stickyfingerz · 03-18-2007, 08:00 PM

That's a MAN BABY!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-18-2007, 08:28 PM

Way to go, Battsanova!!!

You should have tried something more subtle like sliding your hand over her crotch - the results probably wouldn't have been any worse (unless of course you came up with dick in your hand that was not your own)...

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J.R. · 03-18-2007, 09:15 PM

notice how "she" never said NO .... ha ha ha .....

gandalfuy · 03-18-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA

Sounds like "she" wanted you..

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-18-2007, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Way to go, Battsanova!!!

You should have tried something more subtle like sliding your hand over her crotch - the results probably wouldn't have been any worse (unless of course you came up with dick in your hand that was not your own)...

ADG Webmaster

jonpotz · 03-18-2007, 11:11 PM

aahahha...

and i thought my night was bad...

HomerSimpson · 03-19-2007, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

Well i would rather ask than find out when i take her to my house and she has an erection

hahaha

exactly... if there are any doubts they should be solved on the start... but in nicely and friendly manner...

dig0 · 03-19-2007, 04:49 AM

Holy....

It would've been really funny if your friend got drunk and took "her" home. Cruel, yet funny.

But then again, if it's a transsexual how will you know? I mean if there's no dick.

Adultnet · 03-19-2007, 04:53 AM

ahh lol great story mate

TigerDragon · 03-19-2007, 05:09 AM

great story ;)

pussyluver · 03-19-2007, 06:25 AM

Sensitivity training for Batts. You hurt the poor girls feelings. Even if the person was transgendered, many of them think of themselves as a real woman. So they are woman until they drop their panties and you find out otherwise. So it is hit it at your own risk.

As for reaching down for a feel, a good tuck might elude that?????

The shemale niche works well. You might of missed an opportunity for good content. BTW don't call her a shemale. Transgendered is a safe word once they are outed.

Your assignemnt is to watch TransAmerica (available on DVD) for a better understanding.

The flip side is that it was an orginal girl and you enjoyed a bitch slapping.

Klen · 03-19-2007, 06:32 AM

In shortly,she was shemale hehe

Mr. Manson · 03-19-2007, 08:19 AM

Well, I guess everybody makes mistakes

rowan · 03-19-2007, 10:50 AM

Hey Batts, did you ever see that show with Miriam where they fooled a bunch of guys into falling for a tranny? They sued the producers and won a settlement. (Couldn't do much else since they'd probably already signed a release).

I didn't watch the whole series but I saw the end.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b48jOkp1u3Q

Watch the guys in the background just before she tells the winner she's a man... they KNOW!!

When Miriam appeared on Big Brother AU Fitzy whispered straight away "that's a man"

Legendary_Samir · 03-19-2007, 10:50 AM

Very smooth! You’re an idiot, Sir!

Jman · 03-19-2007, 12:16 PM

this board will never cease to amaze me lolololol

Quit the thing to be proud of Eh?

gAmE-MaStEr · 03-19-2007, 03:13 PM

great story ;)

Pinacolada · 03-19-2007, 03:20 PM

Everyone sometimes get bitch slapped

MsWild · 03-20-2007, 08:53 PM

great story

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

this board will never cease to amaze me lolololol

Quit the thing to be proud of Eh?

If you knew the area i was in you wound understand lol.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2007, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

Hey Batts, did you ever see that show with Miriam where they fooled a bunch of guys into falling for a tranny? They sued the producers and won a settlement. (Couldn't do much else since they'd probably already signed a release).

I didn't watch the whole series but I saw the end.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b48jOkp1u3Q

Watch the guys in the background just before she tells the winner she's a man... they KNOW!!

When Miriam appeared on Big Brother AU Fitzy whispered straight away "that's a man"

Yeah, that show made me laugh, you could tell straight away that she was a tranny.

Those guys deservered it lol.

Aussie Rebel · 03-20-2007, 09:13 PM

Topilinos make great pizza's down on fitzroy st

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2007, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

Topilinos make great pizza's down on fitzroy st

They are the best, if your ever in the area hit me up.

V_RocKs · 03-20-2007, 09:21 PM

Fuck her... or him... or it...

Aussie Rebel · 03-20-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

They are the best, if your ever in the area hit me up.

I'm up in outback NSW at the moment, but moving back to melb in a few months, cant wait I hate this fuckin place, to hot, too many snakes, and no good pizza shops

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2007, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

I'm up in outback NSW at the moment, but moving back to melb in a few months, cant wait I hate this fuckin place, to hot, too many snakes, and no good pizza shops

hahahaha

hit me up when you arrive man, we will go and eat pizza together.

03-18-2007, 07:32 PM	#1
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	I was bitch slapped last night A few of my mates decided to come over late last night and go out for a pizza at a legendary pizza place called Topilinos in St Kilda in my opinion the best pizza?s in Melbourne. So the three of us are sitting there enjoying a great pizza and beer and these two girls walk in and sit on the table next to us. I was sure that they were shemale?s. My friend said that there was no way that they were shemales. I said that I have seen enough girls in my life to know if they were transsexuals or not, so I asked them to come and sit with us, which they did. Anyway after a few drinks and some chatting about the Melbourne Grand Prix, I came out with the million dollar question ?Are you a transsexual? well, did that set a big chain of events of. She first slapped me on the face, stood up and started abusing me in front of everyone ?I have never been so offended in my life she said? I said that there is a first time for everything. ?Do I look like a fucking man? she said, I said well to me you do look like a transsexual but please don?t take offence to that, she walked out. Then my friend wanted to bitch slap me to as he thinks I cost him a night of pleasure with the half man half women.

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DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	Sounds like "she" wanted you..

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dig0 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 440	Holy.... It would've been really funny if your friend got drunk and took "her" home. Cruel, yet funny. But then again, if it's a transsexual how will you know? I mean if there's no dick.

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03-19-2007, 06:25 AM	#21
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Sensitivity training for Batts. You hurt the poor girls feelings. Even if the person was transgendered, many of them think of themselves as a real woman. So they are woman until they drop their panties and you find out otherwise. So it is hit it at your own risk. As for reaching down for a feel, a good tuck might elude that????? The shemale niche works well. You might of missed an opportunity for good content. BTW don't call her a shemale. Transgendered is a safe word once they are outed. Your assignemnt is to watch TransAmerica (available on DVD) for a better understanding. The flip side is that it was an orginal girl and you enjoyed a bitch slapping.

03-19-2007, 06:32 AM	#22
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	In shortly,she was shemale hehe

03-19-2007, 08:19 AM	#23
Mr. Manson Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 890	Well, I guess everybody makes mistakes

03-19-2007, 10:50 AM	#24
rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	Hey Batts, did you ever see that show with Miriam where they fooled a bunch of guys into falling for a tranny? They sued the producers and won a settlement. (Couldn't do much else since they'd probably already signed a release). I didn't watch the whole series but I saw the end. https://youtube.com/watch?v=b48jOkp1u3Q Watch the guys in the background just before she tells the winner she's a man... they KNOW!! When Miriam appeared on Big Brother AU Fitzy whispered straight away "that's a man"

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