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TheSenator · 03-20-2007, 08:57 PM

I must be getting old or something but I let out a morning power fart and some shit juice sprayed out all over my underwear.

I am so ashamed.

Has this happen to anybody else?

Mr Pheer · 03-20-2007, 08:59 PM

I'm sure you are the only person this has ever happened to.

Spunky · 03-20-2007, 08:59 PM

Only on Sundays after a heavy night of drinking

Profits of Doom · 03-20-2007, 09:13 PM

I was taking a supplement for a short time called Oxy Powder that is supposed to clean out ye 'ole colon, and suffice to say farting is pretty much out of the question. I'll tell you what though, the shit worked...

TheSenator · 03-20-2007, 09:22 PM

My wife looked at me funny and told me to throw away my underwear. She threw me a plastic shoprite bag to put it in.

96ukssob · 03-20-2007, 09:23 PM

i was hooking up with this girl my sophmore year in college and one night when i was staying over she crapped herself while she was half asleep. it was pretty disturbing, but i felt the need to share

SomeCreep · 03-20-2007, 09:25 PM

This thread makes me feel like doing a number two.

Aussie Rebel · 03-20-2007, 09:27 PM

Yeah I'm guilty of it too

notabook · 03-20-2007, 09:28 PM

Only after eating an entire bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos.

Profits of Doom · 03-20-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Only after eating an entire bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos.

My niece dropped a bag of those on the floor the other day and my pug got to them. Poor little guy drank two bowls of water and shit a puddle

notabook · 03-20-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

My niece dropped a bag of those on the floor the other day and my pug got to them. Poor little guy drank two bowls of water and shit a puddle

Poor Pug!

Those chips are evil... so good going down, so horrible coming out.

TheSenator · 03-20-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

Poor Pug!

Those chips are evil... so good going down, so horrible coming out.

The pug deserved what it got and so did I.

mechanicvirus · 03-20-2007, 10:16 PM

This one time I was trying to shit my pants but could only fart, I was so embarrased

kaylacam · 03-20-2007, 10:21 PM

"rip ass" means something TOTALLY different to me...

Mr Pheer · 03-20-2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacam

"rip ass" means something TOTALLY different to me...

the old XXXL buttplug again?

TheSenator · 03-20-2007, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacam

"rip ass" means something TOTALLY different to me...

Kayla cutie ... haven't seen a post in a while.

kaylacam · 03-20-2007, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

Kayla cutie ... haven't seen a post in a while.

Been busy! Shoting 2 scenes tomorrow

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/716667-production-companies-manage-pornsites-pic.html

TheSenator · 03-20-2007, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaylacam

Been busy! Shoting 2 scenes tomorrow

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/716667-production-companies-manage-pornsites-pic.html

Do you know Cousin Stevie? Is he cool or an ass?

uno · 03-20-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator

Kayla cutie ... haven't seen a post in a while.

Sharting always brings her out of the woodwork.

Jace · 03-20-2007, 11:29 PM

this thread has made me laugh out loud 3 times, my wife kept looking at me funny

Jace · 03-20-2007, 11:30 PM

http://www.shart.com/

wow, i wonder if they know?

minusonebit · 03-20-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I'm sure you are the only person this has ever happened to.

Or at least the only one who would admit to it... LOL

RyuLion · 03-20-2007, 11:44 PM

that's called sharting..

Fap · 03-20-2007, 11:46 PM

i think we've all been there..

VeriSexy · 03-20-2007, 11:46 PM

Not in a long long time ;)

soulbleed · 03-20-2007, 11:54 PM

very rarely. sometimes i come very close though

EdgeXXX · 03-21-2007, 12:21 AM

Ok, this thread did actually make me laugh

kaylacam · 03-21-2007, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator

Do you know Cousin Stevie? Is he cool or an ass?

He is the coolest, sweetest guy! I wonder if he still has the pics of me sitting on his lap...let me email him and see, if so, I will post a few!

nikki99 · 03-21-2007, 12:25 AM

happend to me today, weird... just happend 2 hours ago and now I am reading this thread... I took 2 lax yesterday and now I am fucked

The Walrus · 03-21-2007, 12:29 AM

Yes, in school in 1992 and was wearing a pair of Guess jeans and no underwear. Yes, I thought I was the man and thought I would squeeze one out in French class. It was splatter city in my denim and I sat in it for like five minutes comtemplating what the fuck I should do.

Suddenly, the girl sitting in front of me turned and said, "Do you smell shit? What the fuck is that smell?"

Iwas embarrased, slowly took off my sweatshirt,was wearing a tee shirt underneath and wrapped it around my waste. I raised my hand, teacher called on me and told him I needed to run to the bathroom. The girl in front never caught on believe it or not (as far as I know).

I walked out of the room, straight to my car and rode side cheeked 4 miles home (velour seats, I didn't want to taint my ride). Got in the house, ripped off my jeans, threw them into a garbage bag, tied them up, hopped in the shower, grabbed a sammich, drove back to school and walked into the end of my following class stating I was sick in the bathroom. Teacher didn't say shit and I smelled baby fresh.

I didn't try to pass gas for the rest of the day lol

dougeetx · 03-21-2007, 02:37 AM

Heck! I did that last night!!

cranki · 03-21-2007, 02:46 AM

SHITjuice sounds like the name of a new product from coca cola

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