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s9ann0 · 03-23-2007, 02:13 PM

my cat is a slut I am sick of it getting raped by next doors fat tabby
whats the best way to finish it?

stuff it in a pillow and launch it into the piss?

wdsguy · 03-23-2007, 02:14 PM

Your cat gets around.

madawgz · 03-23-2007, 02:14 PM

dont give your cat to notabook

BusterBunny · 03-23-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

dont give your cat to notabook

if by chance you do....make sure stuff it into the mail slot in his door

Zester · 03-23-2007, 02:17 PM

EDIT: nevermind

AaronM · 03-23-2007, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

my cat is a slut I am sick of it getting raped by next doors fat tabby
whats the best way to finish it?

stuff it in a pillow and launch it into the piss?

So is your cat a slut or a rape victim?

It's typical of sluts to later claim rape because they feel guilty about being a slut. Sounds to me like you and your cat need to sit down and discuss this issue before you go around accusing other innocent cats of rape.

stickyfingerz · 03-23-2007, 02:21 PM

Enter notabook in 3.......2...........

Zester · 03-23-2007, 02:23 PM

http://www.geocities.com/m3agan.geo/...at-carrier.jpg

BusterBunny · 03-23-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Enter notabook in 3.......2...........

shoulda started the countdown at 10, he is proly writing a five page manifesto reply as we speak

notabook · 03-23-2007, 02:23 PM

The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They’ll be distracted and you’ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

stickyfingerz · 03-23-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

shoulda started the countdown at 10, he is proly writing a five page manifesto reply as we speak

Nope I had it right... lol

BusterBunny · 03-23-2007, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Nope I had it right... lol

yeah you got me

no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words

stickyfingerz · 03-23-2007, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

yeah you got me

no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words

notabook · 03-23-2007, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

yeah you got me

no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words

I actually am

Got an upper respiratory infection and also I?m all out of hot pockets

teksonline · 03-23-2007, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

if by chance you do....make sure stuff it into the mail slot in his door

mailbox slot, drawer, same thing

pornguy · 03-23-2007, 02:45 PM

My dog says that she will be happy to drop by and take care of that tasty tabby.

She already has 5 nothces in her tail.

BusterBunny · 03-23-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I actually am

Got an upper respiratory infection and also I’m all out of hot pockets

i recently kicked my hotpocket habit, fuckers are gooooood...was going thru an 18pack of pepperoni every 3 days

AaronM · 03-23-2007, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They?ll be distracted and you?ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

This is the first post of your that I have enjoyed reading.

isabelllo · 03-23-2007, 03:04 PM

try giving it to the humane society so somebody who isn't an idiot will adopt it

Pumba · 03-24-2007, 07:23 AM

Make solo site for the cat

Malicious Biz · 03-24-2007, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

yeah you got me

no fair tho he must be sick, cause he stopped around 200 words

HAHA!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-24-2007, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

So is your cat a slut or a rape victim?

It's typical of sluts to later claim rape because they feel guilty about being a slut. Sounds to me like you and your cat need to sit down and discuss this issue before you go around accusing other innocent cats of rape.

AaronM · 03-24-2007, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

It's not a laughing matter. There are a lot of cool cats in prison because of false rape charges.

baddog · 03-24-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

I actually am

Got an upper respiratory infection and also I?m all out of hot pockets

Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.

mattz · 03-24-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really.

Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They?ll be distracted and you?ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone.

tASSy · 03-24-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.

don't make mittens, make smittens!

baddog · 03-24-2007, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy

don't make mittens, make smittens!

Sounds like my kitty variation of smores.

germ · 03-24-2007, 11:34 AM

i prefer glittens.

dig420 · 03-24-2007, 11:36 AM

Spanno, why are you trying to be the new JTF? Not getting enough attention from your mommy lately?

born2blog · 03-24-2007, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

i recently kicked my hotpocket habit, fuckers are gooooood...was going thru an 18pack of pepperoni every 3 days

during college I use to live on those things and I agree they are very good and I still buy them from time to time

s9ann0 · 03-24-2007, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Spanno, why are you trying to be the new JTF? Not getting enough attention from your mommy lately?

some hillbilly was sawing bricks next door to me all day driving me mad!

when he stops sawwing fucking bricks I migth relax a bit!

you should know I've always been a nutter!

BusterBunny · 03-24-2007, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Cats are as tasty as hot pockets, and you can make mittens out of their kittens.

shekinah · 03-24-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumba

Make solo site for the cat

sounds interesting

Gerco · 03-24-2007, 02:15 PM

There's a reason its called a CATapult.

Dvae · 03-24-2007, 02:56 PM

Heres a few ideas.

RawAlex · 03-24-2007, 03:24 PM

The answer is there....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WNyqXsv4Ueo

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	The easiest thing to do is to give it some meat (just about any will do, ham, spam, etc.) that has been mixed with about a 1/4 ounce of antifreeze. Granted, most feline exterminators will tell you that you need to use about half a ounce to get the job done but I assure you that this just isn't the case. A fourth of an ounce is plenty AND you have the added benefit that their organs will shut down more slowly than if you had used a half an ounce or more. By using less antifreeze, you actually cause MORE pain to the cat! Quite intriguing, really. Honestly though in your case even that may be overcomplicating it. Just wait until they are going at it then smash them both with a huge rock. They’ll be distracted and you’ll be able to literally kill two cats with one stone. __________________

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