Would you be stunned if a doc told you you had cancer? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 03-27-2007, 07:55 AM

I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"

What about you?

polish_aristocrat · 03-27-2007, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"

yeah, sure

DarkJedi · 03-27-2007, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

yeah, sure

I shit you not.

The chances are, living in modern society with all its chemicals and pollution, you are more likely than not to die painfully from cancer.

scottybuzz · 03-27-2007, 08:15 AM

well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.

directfiesta · 03-27-2007, 08:17 AM

no

.........

Rhesus · 03-27-2007, 08:17 AM

Why act so much like a retard?

Danny B · 03-27-2007, 08:17 AM

Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.

DarkJedi · 03-27-2007, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

Why act so much like a retard?

I don't know. Why do you ?

DarkJedi · 03-27-2007, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.

Hmm makes sense..

Coughing up blood and half a lung that makes one seek out a doctor....pretty much why would one be surprised? Same thing if you cannot take a shit, and when you do, it is tarry, stinky and blood gushes along with the excrement...not too surprising.

WarChild · 03-27-2007, 08:22 AM

Smoked for 15 years, wouldn't be too surprised.

I think your "more likely than not" is a little off though.

Jakke PNG · 03-27-2007, 08:22 AM

Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.

Fletch XXX · 03-27-2007, 08:26 AM

Cancer: one of my main reasons I stopped eating meat.

Been veg for awhile and lovin it.

czarina · 03-27-2007, 08:28 AM

yes, it would be really hard to accept, mostly because I have a little son

Rhesus · 03-27-2007, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.

The risk is a lot higher among people from lower socio-economic classes, who also tend to practise a more devastating lifestyle, such as being obese, smoking. Virtually all of the 'big killers' are significantly more prevalent in 'poorer' people - that is, in western society.

scottybuzz · 03-27-2007, 08:31 AM

anway im off cya guys, enjoy ur gang banging.

Sharky · 03-27-2007, 08:40 AM

My Mother died on Mothers day last year from Cancer. She was 51yrs old. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. When she passed she looked 100yrs+. It was horrible.

BusterBunny · 03-27-2007, 08:43 AM

i was told i had an malignant osteoma and had months to live in error a few years back.....the doctor no longer works there

Mr. Manson · 03-27-2007, 08:49 AM

I'd probably get very drunk, again and again and again!!!

V_RocKs · 03-27-2007, 09:15 AM

There is either something on the other side of death or there is nothing.

Either way, the only way to know is to die.

JamesK2 · 03-27-2007, 09:19 AM

That's why enjoy your life to the fullest every single day.. ;)

CherryLipsRosa · 03-27-2007, 09:45 AM

i will not be stunned but worried i think

LittleSassy · 03-27-2007, 06:51 PM

i'll be....but then again, look at the bright side, i might die young, not from old age :P

cool1 · 03-27-2007, 07:26 PM

nope
happened to me last year
went to the doc for chest pains and breathing problems and after xrays and shit he tells me he is sure I have lung cancer. So I ask him whats the next step, MRI was it, and the test showed no cancer but it did show that I do have COPD (emphysema), so then I was a bit stunned and decided to get me a new doctor.
now I am on 3 different puffers and can climb to my third floor apartment with no difficulties. Quit smoking etc.
Hopefully I won't need an oxygen tank for 10 or 15 yrs.

Barefootsies · 03-27-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz

well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.

The 30's? Are you kidding? They had it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before that sire.

03-27-2007, 07:55 AM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Would you be stunned if a doc told you you had cancer? I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?" What about you?

03-27-2007, 08:15 AM	#4
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society. __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

03-27-2007, 08:17 AM	#5
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,615	no ......... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

03-27-2007, 08:17 AM	#7
Danny B Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,423	Well, that depends on your lifestyle. I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy. __________________ Danny B ICQ: 407485488 SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

03-27-2007, 08:22 AM	#10
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	Smoked for 15 years, wouldn't be too surprised. I think your "more likely than not" is a little off though. __________________ .

03-27-2007, 08:17 AM	#6
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	Why act so much like a retard?

03-27-2007, 08:22 AM	#11
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-27-2007, 08:26 AM	#12
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Cancer: one of my main reasons I stopped eating meat. Been veg for awhile and lovin it. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

03-27-2007, 08:28 AM	#13
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	yes, it would be really hard to accept, mostly because I have a little son

03-27-2007, 08:31 AM	#15
scottybuzz Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 14,800	anway im off cya guys, enjoy ur gang banging. __________________ $$$$$ MAKE HUGE MONEY IN CAMS - CLICK HERE $$$$$

03-27-2007, 08:40 AM	#16
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	My Mother died on Mothers day last year from Cancer. She was 51yrs old. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. When she passed she looked 100yrs+. It was horrible. __________________ Sharky

03-27-2007, 08:43 AM	#17
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	i was told i had an malignant osteoma and had months to live in error a few years back.....the doctor no longer works there __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

03-27-2007, 08:49 AM	#18
Mr. Manson Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 890	I'd probably get very drunk, again and again and again!!!

03-27-2007, 09:15 AM	#19
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	There is either something on the other side of death or there is nothing. Either way, the only way to know is to die.

03-27-2007, 09:19 AM	#20
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	That's why enjoy your life to the fullest every single day.. ;) __________________

03-27-2007, 09:45 AM	#21
CherryLipsRosa Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 3,603	i will not be stunned but worried i think __________________ Rosalia M. ICQ.12150439 Skype. cherrylipsrosa

03-27-2007, 06:51 PM	#22
LittleSassy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind you Posts: 7,402	i'll be....but then again, look at the bright side, i might die young, not from old age :P __________________ Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0 OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003 ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

03-27-2007, 07:26 PM	#23
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	nope happened to me last year went to the doc for chest pains and breathing problems and after xrays and shit he tells me he is sure I have lung cancer. So I ask him whats the next step, MRI was it, and the test showed no cancer but it did show that I do have COPD (emphysema), so then I was a bit stunned and decided to get me a new doctor. now I am on 3 different puffers and can climb to my third floor apartment with no difficulties. Quit smoking etc. Hopefully I won't need an oxygen tank for 10 or 15 yrs. __________________