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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-06-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GooSearch

ok this one i never tried but interesting read
Lactuca - L. virosa
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=8519

Kratom
http://www.sagewisdom.org/kratomguide.html

or my fav
Zanax

good luck to you

i will hit this joint fo ryou

The first one is actually in..

And the kratom has a different effect then I seek, thanks

Basic_man · 04-06-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

theres these things called "bidi sticks" sp? they are like hindu smokes.. they give you a buzz. they come in bindles wrapped in red string . they are like prerolled joints in leaves

They don't give you a buzz, they give you a headache!

GooSearch · 04-06-2007, 07:53 PM

ah well i tried.. grab a beer and a zanac you'll b fine.. i will keep one rolled onmy desk for you

Turboface · 04-06-2007, 08:02 PM

I used to sell traffic to this guy that had an online head shop. It had all kinds of things for sale like bongs, bowls, and 'legal' buds. One day he asked me for my address, to send me a package. Sure enough a couple days later, I get package of different flavored papers, a super cool lighter, and a bunch of other things but most notably - a bag of 'buds'.

I took a hit to see what it was like and it tasted absolutely horrible. It didn't even look like weed. I just gave it to the neighbor.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-06-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GooSearch

ah well i tried.. grab a beer and a zanac you'll b fine.. i will keep one rolled onmy desk for you

xanax put me to sleep for a 24hrs+ and I can't drink either

ayne468 · 04-06-2007, 10:09 PM

So if it's not for your job, what do you have to keep clean for??

GooSearch · 04-06-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

xanax put me to sleep for a 24hrs+ and I can't drink either

damn man...
Bong Hit Fo ryou

GooSearch · 04-06-2007, 10:16 PM

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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-06-2007, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ayne468

So if it's not for your job, what do you have to keep clean for??

It is a condition of my bond....

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Originally Posted by GooSearch

Synthetic Marijuana Compound Reduces Agitation, Improves Appetite In Alzheimer's Patients

http://www.marinol.com/

\how about that 1

Um, I think the fact that it is THC would defeat the purpose for me... But thanks for the effort

I have tried them in the past though and they do have a great effect

rotowa85 · 04-07-2007, 04:31 AM

seriously why dont ya just smoke the bud, i mean seriously. i walk down the streets smoking purple haze all the time and cops dont do shit. fuck im pretty sure the cops know that im growing and they still dont do shit, they got better things to do with their time

but whatever you do dont try poppers, they are just fucking gay

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-07-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rotowa85

seriously why dont ya just smoke the bud, i mean seriously. i walk down the streets smoking purple haze all the time and cops dont do shit. fuck im pretty sure the cops know that im growing and they still dont do shit, they got better things to do with their time

but whatever you do dont try poppers, they are just fucking gay

Seriously, because if I drop a dirty urine my bond will be revoked

Not smoking pot and being home is much better then smoking pot and being in lockup....

porno jew · 04-07-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

It is a condition of my bond....

what were you in jail for? bad website design?

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-07-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

what were you in jail for? bad website design?

DatingGold · 04-07-2007, 01:32 PM

bannana peels lol

Nookster · 04-07-2007, 01:46 PM

Option A: Move to California, see Dr. Jimenez down in Dana Point to get yourself a license, then get yourself your meds the legal way.
Option B: Smoke that nasty shit.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-07-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nookster

Option A: Move to California, see Dr. Jimenez down in Dana Point to get yourself a license, then get yourself your meds the legal way.
Option B: Smoke that nasty shit.

I am guessing you didn't read the whole thread...

I smoked pot for 10 years.. But now I have legal issues that prevent me from doing so..

Moving is not a option at all and even if it was I wouldn't do it..

HouseHead · 04-07-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Marijuana + State issued prescription card.

Hollywood Baby.

CyberHustler · 04-07-2007, 02:05 PM

I tried salvia yesterday that shit is retarded. I gave the rest of it to the crack head I use to always send to the weed spot for me when I got lazy. I tried every marijuana "alternative" and nothing works like the real thing. I too have to drop piss every sunday to my P.O.... I'm going to wait till i'm off this probation shit to head up to washington heights and enjoy some real haze. The alternatives ain't worth it.

High Plains Drifter · 04-07-2007, 02:06 PM

I've never heard of anybody trying legal alternatives to marijuana ever being happy with the results. These alternatives also contain some harsh shit that isn't great for the lungs.

Big_Red · 04-07-2007, 02:09 PM

methadone.....

12clicks · 04-07-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I have tried...

&

They both have a small effect, but not the "stony" effect I want..

Anyone know of anything good?

grow up..

04-08-2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark

xanax put me to sleep for a 24hrs+ and I can't drink either

Damn what was the dose of Xanax that you took? I have Xanax and it has never knocked me out. You can drink while on Xanax, just not all the time.

mattz · 04-08-2007, 05:43 PM

lol, no 'legal' marijauana is going to get you high like real herb

it's a totally different thing, and if you think you are high from that dumb legal shit, its placebo

SmokeyTheBear · 04-08-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

grow up..

yah ... grow up and drink your drugs like 12clicks...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-08-2007, 07:52 PM

if you smoked salvia and nothing happened, you didn't smoke salvia right.....

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

I tried salvia yesterday that shit is retarded. I gave the rest of it to the crack head I use to always send to the weed spot for me when I got lazy. I tried every marijuana "alternative" and nothing works like the real thing. I too have to drop piss every sunday to my P.O.... I'm going to wait till i'm off this probation shit to head up to washington heights and enjoy some real haze. The alternatives ain't worth it.

kristin · 04-08-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

if you smoked salvia and nothing happened, you didn't smoke salvia right.....

No kidding, I reached level five once and I never want to go back there again.

That stuff is crazy ...

riddler · 04-08-2007, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

methadone.....

we have a winner..

methadone wont show up in normal piss screens, it has to be sent to a lab where its really searched for, unless piss tests have changed in the last 2 years.

Big_Red · 04-08-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

No kidding, I reached level five once and I never want to go back there again.

That stuff is crazy ...

yeh i passed through a few dimentions. that was enough for me. my friend had like 50X or 60X and i ripped the biggest hit outta the glass bong. then i insisted on another huge hit. el stupido. i do not suggest anyone doing it unless you have done some heavy acid trips before, or shrooms. thank goodness its over fast. and thank goodness i was with good friends.

kristin · 04-08-2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Big_Red

yeh i passed through a few dimentions. that was enough for me. my friend had like 50X or 60X and i ripped the biggest hit outta the glass bong. then i insisted on another huge hit. el stupido. i do not suggest anyone doing it unless you have done some heavy acid trips before, or shrooms. thank goodness its over fast. and thank goodness i was with good friends.

Sounds about right, my only key piece of advice for anyone doing Salvia is that they have someone there with them that stays stober for the 2 minute trip.

vvq · 04-08-2007, 09:14 PM

nutmeg lol. seriously. research it. i read about it on some forum. you gotta be one desperate motherfucker to get high off nutmeg.

Goodings Media · 04-08-2007, 09:17 PM

For my first undergrad year I moved in with an Indian housemade (from New Dehli) and he introduced us to Shisha (sp?) lol

Ok you gotta buy/rent the big shisha pipe thing, and it doesn't get you high as such, but its fun to smoke and tastes beautiful!!!

nnweb · 04-08-2007, 09:25 PM

you can move to california and just buy the real deal from the store.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

I have tried...

&

They both have a small effect, but not the "stony" effect I want..

Anyone know of anything good?

Randyyy · 04-08-2007, 09:26 PM

i don't like drugs

Goodings Media · 04-08-2007, 09:27 PM

thats the great thing about living in the UK .... Amsterdam's only a ferry away :P

~Ray · 04-08-2007, 10:06 PM

Ricky Williams said it the best...

failing the test was proof that it wasn't recreational

CyberHustler · 04-08-2007, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

if you smoked salvia and nothing happened, you didn't smoke salvia right.....

I didn't say nothing happened, I said the shit was retarded

bufferover · 04-09-2007, 12:55 AM

Drugs are bad

don't smoke eat chocolate

Webby · 04-09-2007, 01:30 AM

Join the DEA - plenty stuff going round

And... as a bonus, they may let ya out with a unit to supervise the burning of seized material. Everyone gets high - even the dogs

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CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,769	I tried salvia yesterday that shit is retarded. I gave the rest of it to the crack head I use to always send to the weed spot for me when I got lazy. I tried every marijuana "alternative" and nothing works like the real thing. I too have to drop piss every sunday to my P.O.... I'm going to wait till i'm off this probation shit to head up to washington heights and enjoy some real haze. The alternatives ain't worth it.

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