Explain to a Jew like me what is "Good Friday" ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 04-06-2007, 12:09 AM

is that when you put the ash on your forehead?

Fap · 04-06-2007, 12:23 AM

Yeah, something like that..

baddog · 04-06-2007, 12:28 AM

that is ash wednesday . . the first day ol Lent, symbolizing when Christ went out into the desert and fasted for 40 days.

When he returned he was very hungry and got his crew (the apostles) together for some sushi and drinks. They called that the Last Supper.

That night Jesus got popped by the man, and was bounced around between local and county lockup. That was Thursday.

On Friday he was convicted and executed. That was Good Friday.

baddog · 04-06-2007, 12:31 AM

the ashes are from the palms they held onto since Palm Sunday, which is the Sunday before Easter, which as I recall is when Jesus came back into public view after his fast.

He rode into town on his sled (aka a donkey) and the people layed palms in front of the donkey as a sign of respect. I think he got too much attention with that act.

Kimo · 04-06-2007, 01:43 AM

dont eat red meat and be good

:P

martinsc · 04-06-2007, 01:56 AM

isn't it a "good friday" when conv. ratios break records?

pinkz · 04-06-2007, 05:29 AM

It's firday and its good because i dont have to go to fucking work!

in fact i only work on tue, wed & thurs so every friday is good friday

Grapesoda · 04-06-2007, 06:04 AM

isn't that when the 'you know whos' murdered sweet baby jebus?

12clicks · 04-06-2007, 07:05 AM

its when the evil jews killed God's son.

Juicy D. Links · 04-06-2007, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

its when the evil jews killed God's son.

i better stay indoors then today

CDSmith · 04-06-2007, 07:08 AM

I am really enjoying Baddog's version of events.

So much better than sifting through that aweful longwinded book of bible stories.

:D

Pete-KT · 04-06-2007, 07:19 AM

Brad Mitchell says he woke up to a blowjob today, that was his good friday

baddog · 04-06-2007, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazy Pete-KT

Brad Mitchell says he woke up to a blowjob today, that was his good friday

Does he keep you informed of all his sexual activity, or just the special occasions?

baddog · 04-06-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Wanton

isn't that when the 'you know whos' murdered sweet baby jebus?

at 33 years of age, he can hardly be considered a baby . . . there was no GFY back then

tehHinjew · 04-06-2007, 10:16 AM

shabbat shalom

woj · 04-06-2007, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

that is ash wednesday . . the first day ol Lent, symbolizing when Christ went out into the desert and fasted for 40 days.

When he returned he was very hungry and got his crew (the apostles) together for some sushi and drinks. They called that the Last Supper.

That night Jesus got popped by the man, and was bounced around between local and county lockup. That was Thursday.

On Friday he was convicted and executed. That was Good Friday.

heh, brilliant

martinsc · 04-06-2007, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tehHinjew

shabbat shalom

shabat shalom ve chag ssameach

tehHinjew · 04-06-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

shabat shalom ve chag ssameach

you lucky guy, you get 7 days of no eating bread
we get 8

baddog · 04-06-2007, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I am really enjoying Baddog's version of events.

So much better than sifting through that aweful longwinded book of bible stories.

:D

I should teach bible study

Pete-KT · 04-06-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Does he keep you informed of all his sexual activity, or just the special occasions?

No we work in the same office and he was standing next to me when I read the thread

germ · 04-06-2007, 11:53 AM

its when jesus died

Linkster · 04-06-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When he returned he was very hungry and got his crew (the apostles) together for some sushi and drinks. They called that the Last Supper.

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You left out the part about Peter (Rabbit) at the Last Supper - and the reason for the eggs and baskets
- hippity hoppitus

baddog · 04-06-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

You left out the part about Peter (Rabbit) at the Last Supper - and the reason for the eggs and baskets
- hippity hoppitus

I left out a lot as I was not getting paid.

It is the teaser or tour version.

Never give out TMI.

fuzebox · 04-06-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Linkster

You left out the part about Peter (Rabbit) at the Last Supper - and the reason for the eggs and baskets
- hippity hoppitus

"I'm a jew... I have hangups with killing Jesus!"

"Just promise me Eric Cartman never finds out..." "Understood"

TroubleTonya · 04-06-2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I should teach bible study

HEHEHE If you do, I shall attend faithfully.

nastynun · 04-06-2007, 12:49 PM

It's the day that the Easter bunny gets all his eggs, candy, and easter baskets ready to give to the children on Sunday morning.

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