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Sarah_Jayne · 04-12-2007, 08:32 AM

I would have been *so* dead.

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Myspace-advertised party wrecks family home

Up to 200 teenagers from across the country trashed a family house while the parents were away after their daughter advertised the bash on the MySpace internet site, police said.

The £230,000 property in a quiet cul-de-sac in Co Durham suffered £20,000 of damage.

The devastated parents have now moved out of their home to have it professionally cleaned after it was left filthy with vomit and urine.

According to reports, the invitation for the Easter Monday party was posted on the popular site as a ?Skins Unofficial Party? - a reference to the controversial Channel 4 series which featured scenes where a teenage get-together got out of hand.

Worried neighbours repeatedly called police as hordes of drunken yobs caused chaos from 10.30pm on the Bank Holiday to 3am on Tuesday.

The sixth former?s parents returned that morning to find a trail of devastation, which police are now investigating.

It has been alleged that party-goers urinated on the mother?s wedding dress and children?s clothes; stole cash and jewellery; ripped light fittings from the ceiling by swinging on them; stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet; vomited throughout the house; barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours from intervening and dyed Fred Perry clothes belonging the host?s brother because they ?didn?t like charvas? (the North East dialect for chavs).

A Durham Police spokesman said: ?The girl?s parents were away, she invited people around and it spiralled out of her control.

?We had a large number of complaints from neighbours and at various points we had to intervene.?

Officers left the house when the party-goers turned the music down, only to be called back later when the party resumed to full effect.

Officers even provided some youngsters with the phone numbers for local taxi firms, to get them off the streets.

The force spokesman said many youngsters were not local - with two reportedly travelling from London - and had no way to get home.

He said the force made no arrests on the night but will attempt to trace all the party-goers while investigating the allegations of criminal damage.

It was understood the teenage host was lying low today, but has not been reported missing by her family.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...myspace112.xml

Boobs · 04-12-2007, 08:38 AM

that sucks

Angelo22 · 04-12-2007, 08:38 AM

Ouch... i bet her parents whooped her ass

tASSy · 04-12-2007, 08:40 AM

advertising your party on my space sounds like a very teenage mistake to make. clearly an expensive one too.

corvette · 04-12-2007, 08:46 AM

i had one of those when i was 20, well worth it

IllTestYourGirls · 04-12-2007, 08:46 AM

lmao so funny

Sosa · 04-12-2007, 08:47 AM

god damn lol.

DamageX · 04-12-2007, 08:51 AM

I think somebody is gonna write a wiki article about a new definition for "grounded".

Ssv · 04-12-2007, 08:53 AM

looks like they really had fun

lol

Pimpin_J · 04-12-2007, 08:56 AM

"urinated on the mother?s wedding dress and children?s clothes"

Sarah_Jayne · 04-12-2007, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpin_J

"urinated on the mother?s wedding dress and children?s clothes"

when I read 'wedding dress' I just had visions of my mother's veins bursting out of her face as she went insane

Ravage · 04-12-2007, 09:13 AM

I've been saying it all along in many MySpace threads.

MySpace: It RUINS lives!

rob34 · 04-12-2007, 10:44 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid people left there kids in the house by themselves HAHAHAHAHAHA serves'em right!

scouser · 04-12-2007, 10:50 AM

haha.
almost happened to me once though.

jonesonyou · 04-12-2007, 10:53 AM

Went to a few of those parties at that age. I remember a Explorer being driven across the neighbors yards! 5minutes later the Cops arresting everyone.

Tubgirl · 04-12-2007, 10:54 AM

crazy shit, my shit is all over my space ....

ADL Josh · 04-12-2007, 10:59 AM

damn!!!!

Violetta · 04-12-2007, 11:04 AM

that sucks big time... what a fool

woj · 04-12-2007, 11:04 AM

heh, what was she thinking

XTNBruno · 04-12-2007, 11:07 AM

I already had an experience like that, it cost my friends 10 000$ in stolen things. Bad move but insurance gave them back 20 000$ !!

beta-tester · 04-12-2007, 11:11 AM

lol, that was off the hook party :LOOOL

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 04-12-2007, 11:26 AM

best word to describe that... pwnt!

Antonio · 04-12-2007, 11:34 AM

there's this dude that I don't like much.... I think he's about to have a party this Saturday

Kevin Marx · 04-12-2007, 12:07 PM

hate when that happens

JD · 04-12-2007, 12:13 PM

yet another person owned by myspace. it swear that shit's the devil

tehHinjew · 04-12-2007, 12:20 PM

i advertised a party i was not supposed to on a local forum, and some one got shot
talk about a fucked up night

dynastoned · 04-12-2007, 12:22 PM

lol i advertised a kegger on myspace. never had any problems that i or a certain 400lb 6'8 friend couldn't handle. ;)

it was actually fun as hell and nothing got trashed.. well except me of course.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-13-2007, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTNBruno

I already had an experience like that, it cost my friends 10 000$ in stolen things. Bad move but insurance gave them back 20 000$ !!

I bet somebody was really popular after that.

CheneyRumsfeld · 04-13-2007, 04:00 AM

if you have a neighbor who is pissing you off that is one way to get even.

Scott McD · 04-13-2007, 04:37 AM

Oops, i just posted a thread about this too. Never saw this one...

yoshine · 04-13-2007, 04:40 AM

it still doesnt beat the craigslist ad posted last week "open house everything is free, first come first servied" everything in the house was taken!!!

Ace_luffy · 04-13-2007, 04:52 AM

hahahahhaha...

bobby666 · 04-13-2007, 04:54 AM

haha i remember my old days when i was a teen

we had no internet - therefore only about 50 came to my parties

Sarah_Jayne · 04-13-2007, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Oops, i just posted a thread about this too. Never saw this one...

She is in enough shit for two threads...her dad was on the news last night too..

Dvae · 04-13-2007, 05:10 AM

jcj · 04-13-2007, 05:12 AM

ok.........

Nicky · 04-13-2007, 05:37 AM

Hehe, seems lika hell of a party

crockett · 04-13-2007, 06:27 AM

lol

"It was understood the teenage host was lying low today, but has not been reported missing by her family."

That's because she is dead...

04-12-2007, 08:32 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	This is why you shouldn't advertise a party on Myspace I would have been so dead. == Myspace-advertised party wrecks family home Up to 200 teenagers from across the country trashed a family house while the parents were away after their daughter advertised the bash on the MySpace internet site, police said. The £230,000 property in a quiet cul-de-sac in Co Durham suffered £20,000 of damage. The devastated parents have now moved out of their home to have it professionally cleaned after it was left filthy with vomit and urine. According to reports, the invitation for the Easter Monday party was posted on the popular site as a ?Skins Unofficial Party? - a reference to the controversial Channel 4 series which featured scenes where a teenage get-together got out of hand. Worried neighbours repeatedly called police as hordes of drunken yobs caused chaos from 10.30pm on the Bank Holiday to 3am on Tuesday. The sixth former?s parents returned that morning to find a trail of devastation, which police are now investigating. It has been alleged that party-goers urinated on the mother?s wedding dress and children?s clothes; stole cash and jewellery; ripped light fittings from the ceiling by swinging on them; stubbed out cigarettes on the carpet; vomited throughout the house; barricaded the back door to prevent neighbours from intervening and dyed Fred Perry clothes belonging the host?s brother because they ?didn?t like charvas? (the North East dialect for chavs). A Durham Police spokesman said: ?The girl?s parents were away, she invited people around and it spiralled out of her control. ?We had a large number of complaints from neighbours and at various points we had to intervene.? Officers left the house when the party-goers turned the music down, only to be called back later when the party resumed to full effect. Officers even provided some youngsters with the phone numbers for local taxi firms, to get them off the streets. The force spokesman said many youngsters were not local - with two reportedly travelling from London - and had no way to get home. He said the force made no arrests on the night but will attempt to trace all the party-goers while investigating the allegations of criminal damage. It was understood the teenage host was lying low today, but has not been reported missing by her family. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...myspace112.xml

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