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Worst Press Release Ever?
Within this industry we've seen some horrific press releases.
In your opinion, what is the worst press release that you've seen?
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I've never seen a good one, can you show me a good one mr press release?
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Don't know and don't really care.
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all of them are horribly written
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We have yet to find one that is done very well.
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No, we just want to find the content in the form of existing, poorly written press releases.
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no idea....dont care
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i know a place for good pr's but not shitty ones
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What might that be?
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jesus christ. someone FINALLY put together a site where you can go read horrible press releases for fun?
this only proves there is a god, he does answer prayers and miracles can happen. |
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I love it, a niche for everything! Actually very creative way to promote your writing services.
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I did not mean to hijack your thread and will be happy to get my posts removed through the GFY moderator. sorry about that, and feel free to stop by any thread I post. who knows, if this didn't happen perhaps we could have worked together on stuff.
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Any good press release will include the company's contact information, and only that company's contact information. We would never include our own contact information as the client is paying us to promote them, not us.
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I can show you several good ones. Beg to differ. Quote:
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I would bet that 75% of the releases that come in from XBiz are rejected for lack of content, with another 15% rejected because of no contact info on them. Of the remaining 10%, about half of them have the contact info of the person writing the release rather than the company being promoted. It is pretty sad. |
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Would we both agree that the literary world would be a better place if all companies would use professional writing services for their press releases? The adult industry has virtually no entry bar; anyone can do it. As a result, we can find ourselves reading press releases composed by individuals with very little writting skill or ability.
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It warms our hearts to know that someone else gets it. Sadly, we find ourselves in a very small group.
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You might want to look at using our feeds: http://www.pradult.com/category-feeds/
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As you may note, I had my original posts removed in good faith to prove that I did not intentionally hijack your thread.
I know how that feels and wouldn't consciously do it. Thanks and wish you the best in business
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this is a great thread
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Can you drop me a line at roald @AT freeones .com please got some q's for you ;)))
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Who are you?
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I think announcement emails are more filled with gems. I personally love the ones that insult the affiliates. There are less of those these days though.
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http://www.pradult.com/2006/06/13/ce...s-version-2-0/ http://www.pradult.com/2007/01/23/go...hosting-plans/ a small sampling |
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This one still is one of my favourites.
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i write the best ones
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the looking for work thread from the pr guy lol
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All three press releases qualify for a review on our site, thank you for posting.
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KB's press releases were always the worst, but the dude fucking gets it done. I'd be embarrassed to say they were mine, but they manage to get him LOADS of coverage.
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I would say Lars Zango statement....
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That can happen when you have 47 words in one sentence.
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We will present a bad press release with our commentary. A category for good press releases has been created, yet it remains empty.
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WHoa! Watch out Mattz! This is my quote. I always say "Don't know, don't care" You're treadin dangerously close to my catch phrase.
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We feel that 47 words in one sentence is not desirable.
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so does that mean the press releases you write for others are also in the bad press release section since your 'good press release' category remains empty?
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I have my doubts that he actually writes press releases . . . it is much easier to criticize others.
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No, it does not. Why would we put a great release in the same category as the bad ones?
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Any Acacia press release. Fuckers.
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