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wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 07:56 PM

does it mean she likes you, or hates you? Just had a meeting with this girl, and she farted in my office!

maxjohan · 04-15-2007, 07:59 PM

depends on the smell i guess

starpimps · 04-15-2007, 08:02 PM

means she wants it in the butt

SomeCreep · 04-15-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

does it mean she likes you, or hates you? Just had a meeting with this girl, and she farted in my office!

It means she's in the mood for mexican food and wants you to ask her out.

notabook · 04-15-2007, 08:03 PM

It was a queef.

Bdiddy · 04-15-2007, 08:08 PM

her asshole just winked at you

Spunky · 04-15-2007, 08:10 PM

Girls fluff,not fart

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 08:12 PM

yes they do, explaining the sudden wofting which began its drift immediately as she stood up to leave.

JFK · 04-15-2007, 08:17 PM

well she must be at very ease with her self

IllTestYourGirls · 04-15-2007, 08:32 PM

anal sex time bro! ask her out and fuck that ass for sure!

dougeetx · 04-15-2007, 08:33 PM

she's trash

Phoenix · 04-15-2007, 08:34 PM

get rid of her...i mean mistakes happen..but i dont just fart in front of anyone i just meet out of respect...she is obviously fucked in the head

Spunky · 04-15-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

get rid of her...i mean mistakes happen..but i dont just fart in front of anyone i just meet out of respect...she is obviously fucked in the head

I'd be very lonely if I was dumped every time I farted.She feels comfortable as men do and it is just a fart,not like she shit on you while you were sleeping

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 08:37 PM

she used to work on grey street in st kilda. Maybe to much anal. It smelt like fruit tingles.

sicone · 04-15-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bdiddy

her asshole just winked at you

J. Falcon · 04-15-2007, 08:59 PM

it means shes very straightforward lmao

natas · 04-15-2007, 09:00 PM

lick her ass

spooky181 · 04-15-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

she used to work on grey street in st kilda. Maybe to much anal. It smelt like fruit tingles.

Hehe I was just down there 10 minutes ago, there was only one hanging out on the corner where the church is...

tony286 · 04-15-2007, 09:09 PM

depends on the girl and the smell

donkevlar · 04-15-2007, 09:14 PM

I know the girl that farted on Canadian Idol...

fangtastic · 04-15-2007, 09:16 PM

An ancient form of communication!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-15-2007, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

she used to work on grey street in st kilda. Maybe to much anal. It smelt like fruit tingles.

I am not going to ask why you have a girl from grey street in your office, but that is fucking sick, those girls are disgusting.

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by spooky181

Hehe I was just down there 10 minutes ago, there was only one hanging out on the corner where the church is...

are you looking? icq me.

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

I am not going to ask why you have a girl from grey street in your office, but that is fucking sick, those girls are disgusting.

sounds like maybe you have a packet of fruit tingles in your bum today. Hope you can have a happier day.

spooky181 · 04-15-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by wyldworx

are you looking? icq me.

No I just drove through n always have a look and see whos about..

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-15-2007, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

sounds like maybe you have a packet of fruit tingles in your bum today. Hope you can have a happier day.

I am happy everyday man.

spooky181 · 04-15-2007, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldworx

are you looking? icq me.

Although do you know any that like being fisted...

amateurcanada · 04-15-2007, 09:31 PM

Dude, I had this ex of mine, sitting my pad on my white couch do the silent killer, goto grab a pepsi and came back to that shit? I fucking westjetted her ass back to the prairies.

2012 · 04-15-2007, 09:35 PM

minestrone and cabbage soup farts ( with a dash of some guinness pints ) I hope ...

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

I am happy everyday man.

good to hear mate.

Aussie Rebel · 04-15-2007, 09:44 PM

You have an office now? what happened to the milk crates and the door for a computer desk you had a coupla months ago? fuck you kicked on quick man

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-15-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

You have an office now? what happened to the milk crates and the door for a computer desk you had a coupla months ago? fuck you kicked on quick man

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

You have an office now? what happened to the milk crates and the door for a computer desk you had a coupla months ago? fuck you kicked on quick man

thanks buddy, it is state of the art. Told you I wouldn't give up - even at the risk of looking stoopid.

Aussie Rebel · 04-15-2007, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

And now he has street crackers farting in his new office

do you sell gear by any chance wildworx?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-15-2007, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

And now he has street crackers farting in his new office

do you sell gear by any chance wildworx?

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

wyldworx · 04-15-2007, 09:56 PM

nah, strictly legal. She hasn't worked there in years.

CaptainHowdy · 04-15-2007, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bdiddy

her asshole just winked at you

!!

g$$$ · 04-16-2007, 12:05 AM

means shes in love...more rice and beans for her

calibra · 04-16-2007, 01:14 AM

Spank her hard

1215 · 04-16-2007, 01:54 AM

shes a dirty fucking pig and you should want nothing more than to fuck her and chuck her.

Mr Pheer · 04-16-2007, 02:55 AM

if it sounded like 'spbspbspbspbspb' then she's got a tight ass

but if it sounded like 'wooosh' then you may not want to be putting your dick in there....

BusterBunny · 04-16-2007, 02:57 AM

dont know what it means but i'd punch the stinky whore in the face

Sarah_Jayne · 04-16-2007, 03:14 AM

Three possibilities:

1. It was an accident and she didn't have time to go somewhere else.

2. She is comfortable enough around you to be a real person when you are around.

3. You have already farted in front of her and it was so bad that she thought 'fuck it, why should I be embarrassed by my small feminine farts' and just went with it.

HouseHead · 04-16-2007, 03:15 AM

excuse me, did you pass gas?

bvds · 04-16-2007, 03:18 AM

Plain Jane. One-second duration, nice resonant reverberation, and pungent odor cloud with a nearly instantaneous 5-foot radius. Your standard, everyday, friendly fart.

Beefy One. Sounds loud and butch, e.g., 'BRAAAMMPPP!' Smells like a cross between a decaying meadow muffin on a hot day and a fresh dog-turd.

Eggy. Smells very much like rotten eggs (or hydrogen sulfide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster (see below).
Fireball

Bunbuster. 'BRAAAP!' Sounds something like a Beefy One, except much more sudden and much more powerful. May smell either eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies.

Ripper. Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss.

bvds · 04-16-2007, 03:25 AM

Diesel. Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless cloud of dirty, noxious fumes.
Surprise! You didn't even know that it was there, but suddenly . . . 'BRRMP!' Yellow surprise

Gunshot. Sounds just like a gunshot. Unbelievably loud indoors. Hard to believe that this emanates from between your buttocks. Bullet explodes into billions of virulent odor molecules. Gunshot farts are relatively rare but, like guns, very dangerous.

Squeaky. Puny and unsatisfying. Sounds a bit like a muffled 'Wheeeek,' but smells foul.

Worrier. The kind that seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage, matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the first possible opportunity.

ToiletPoopie Prelude. It feels like it's going to be a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny little squeaker fart plus the head of something massive. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin.

Present. The type of fart that seems harmless, but then brings a small poop as a housewarming gift. You shuffle off to the toilet and give thanks you weren't in a business meeting or job interview when it happened. If you were, you're screwed.

Burble. Bubbly! Sometimes messy too.

Ecchi22 · 04-16-2007, 03:28 AM

Not my type of girl for sure ;)

Ecchi22 · 04-16-2007, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bvds

Plain Jane. One-second duration, nice resonant reverberation, and pungent odor cloud with a nearly instantaneous 5-foot radius. Your standard, everyday, friendly fart.

Beefy One. Sounds loud and butch, e.g., 'BRAAAMMPPP!' Smells like a cross between a decaying meadow muffin on a hot day and a fresh dog-turd.

Eggy. Smells very much like rotten eggs (or hydrogen sulfide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster (see below).
Fireball

Bunbuster. 'BRAAAP!' Sounds something like a Beefy One, except much more sudden and much more powerful. May smell either eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies.

Ripper. Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bvds

Diesel. Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless cloud of dirty, noxious fumes.
Surprise! You didn't even know that it was there, but suddenly . . . 'BRRMP!' Yellow surprise

Gunshot. Sounds just like a gunshot. Unbelievably loud indoors. Hard to believe that this emanates from between your buttocks. Bullet explodes into billions of virulent odor molecules. Gunshot farts are relatively rare but, like guns, very dangerous.

Squeaky. Puny and unsatisfying. Sounds a bit like a muffled 'Wheeeek,' but smells foul.

Worrier. The kind that seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage, matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the first possible opportunity.

ToiletPoopie Prelude. It feels like it's going to be a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny little squeaker fart plus the head of something massive. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin.

Present. The type of fart that seems harmless, but then brings a small poop as a housewarming gift. You shuffle off to the toilet and give thanks you weren't in a business meeting or job interview when it happened. If you were, you're screwed.

Burble. Bubbly! Sometimes messy too.

ROFL!

bvds · 04-16-2007, 03:30 AM

SBD (Silent But Deadly). Totally inaudible but somehow causes all the occupants in a room to collapse. Smell is undefined because nasal investigators haven't had time to analyze the odor before passing out. (This one is also known as SBL: Silent But Lethal and Toxic Assassin.)

GNL (Gambled 'n' Lost). You take a gamble that it's going to be a fart and stay where you are, but tragically come to realize that this is much more than a fart... Next big gamble: do you put your underpants in the laundry basket and hope your wife won't notice, do you wash 'em out yourself, or do you throw 'em away?

Hydrated. The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. Try to avoid this one if you're wearing white trousers.

Not Now Please! You feel the presence of a mighty fart but are unable to release it due to your situation (first date, new customer, important business meeting, etc.). You clench your buttocks together so hard you nearly have a stroke, and wait for the pressure to subside. Success depends upon a number of factors, but in the end you're probably going to have to face the music (literally). Or you can try the stealth approach (see below).

Who, Me? You let it out as silently as possible and nobody hears it. You discreetly take deep sniffs and smell nothing. You think you got away with it. But 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everybody starts to cough and splutter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent.

ViliTheKid · 04-16-2007, 03:39 AM

I think she's getting ready for anal

04-15-2007, 07:56 PM	#1
wyldworx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: oz-trailer Posts: 5,144	if a girl farts in front of you... does it mean she likes you, or hates you? Just had a meeting with this girl, and she farted in my office!

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bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	Plain Jane. One-second duration, nice resonant reverberation, and pungent odor cloud with a nearly instantaneous 5-foot radius. Your standard, everyday, friendly fart. Beefy One. Sounds loud and butch, e.g., 'BRAAAMMPPP!' Smells like a cross between a decaying meadow muffin on a hot day and a fresh dog-turd. Eggy. Smells very much like rotten eggs (or hydrogen sulfide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster (see below). Fireball Bunbuster. 'BRAAAP!' Sounds something like a Beefy One, except much more sudden and much more powerful. May smell either eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies. Ripper. Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss. __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

04-16-2007, 03:25 AM	#46
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	Diesel. Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless cloud of dirty, noxious fumes. Surprise! You didn't even know that it was there, but suddenly . . . 'BRRMP!' Yellow surprise Gunshot. Sounds just like a gunshot. Unbelievably loud indoors. Hard to believe that this emanates from between your buttocks. Bullet explodes into billions of virulent odor molecules. Gunshot farts are relatively rare but, like guns, very dangerous. Squeaky. Puny and unsatisfying. Sounds a bit like a muffled 'Wheeeek,' but smells foul. Worrier. The kind that seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it. At this stage, matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the first possible opportunity. ToiletPoopie Prelude. It feels like it's going to be a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny little squeaker fart plus the head of something massive. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin. Present. The type of fart that seems harmless, but then brings a small poop as a housewarming gift. You shuffle off to the toilet and give thanks you weren't in a business meeting or job interview when it happened. If you were, you're screwed. Burble. Bubbly! Sometimes messy too. __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

04-16-2007, 03:28 AM	#47
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04-16-2007, 03:30 AM	#49
bvds www.fuckingeverywhere.com Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 25,085	SBD (Silent But Deadly). Totally inaudible but somehow causes all the occupants in a room to collapse. Smell is undefined because nasal investigators haven't had time to analyze the odor before passing out. (This one is also known as SBL: Silent But Lethal and Toxic Assassin.) GNL (Gambled 'n' Lost). You take a gamble that it's going to be a fart and stay where you are, but tragically come to realize that this is much more than a fart... Next big gamble: do you put your underpants in the laundry basket and hope your wife won't notice, do you wash 'em out yourself, or do you throw 'em away? Hydrated. The original wet fart, which leaves a mark on your pants and gives you a cold wet sticky sensation when you walk. Try to avoid this one if you're wearing white trousers. Not Now Please! You feel the presence of a mighty fart but are unable to release it due to your situation (first date, new customer, important business meeting, etc.). You clench your buttocks together so hard you nearly have a stroke, and wait for the pressure to subside. Success depends upon a number of factors, but in the end you're probably going to have to face the music (literally). Or you can try the stealth approach (see below). Who, Me? You let it out as silently as possible and nobody hears it. You discreetly take deep sniffs and smell nothing. You think you got away with it. But 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everybody starts to cough and splutter. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent. __________________ Sex is the question, yes is always the answer .... fucking everywhere you go!

04-16-2007, 03:39 AM	#50
ViliTheKid Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,091	I think she's getting ready for anal