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spamiam · 04-16-2007, 06:53 AM

no joke

Can anyone tell me what to do? It's about 6 inches and made of some sort of sillicone material. It's narrow at both ends. Someone please help us.

should she walk around, lay on her back with legs in the air or should she squat.

How embarraing a situation. I am pretty sure I'm asking the right people for advice, please help.

VicD · 04-16-2007, 06:55 AM

Let her fart a couple of times, this usually helps

Dirty F · 04-16-2007, 06:55 AM

Stick your fist in it and search.

Jakke PNG · 04-16-2007, 06:56 AM

Ram 500grams of margarine up his ass and tell him to go take a shit.

notabook · 04-16-2007, 06:57 AM

You may have to end up going to the doc... =\ Try to get her to lay on her side and tell her to relax. If you can help her, with a latex glove and some lube, reach inside her and probe. Don't go too deep, if you don't feel it you are probably going to have to bring her to the doc.

Klen · 04-16-2007, 07:00 AM

Give her laxative,that would help.

Phoenix · 04-16-2007, 07:03 AM

shit man..if she cant feel where it is..you might have to go to a doctor..or just let her shit it out

istanboys · 04-16-2007, 07:05 AM

go to first aid immediately..

spamiam · 04-16-2007, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

You may have to end up going to the doc... =\ Try to get her to lay on her side and tell her to relax. If you can help her, with a latex glove and some lube, reach inside her and probe. Don't go too deep, if you don't feel it you are probably going to have to bring her to the doc.

This "is" a scary situation. She says she feels like pushing every once in a while. It's been about an hour. She is not in any pain. Would a laxitive oe enema help?

Jman · 04-16-2007, 07:08 AM

Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

Good luck

04-16-2007, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

Good luck

OMFG!!! HaHAhaHaHaHa

lakroze · 04-16-2007, 07:13 AM

now this thread deserves see sig

Goblin · 04-16-2007, 07:19 AM

No problem.

gornyhuy · 04-16-2007, 07:23 AM

This is why you use a BUTT PLUG. Its wide at the base for a reason.

ro8in · 04-16-2007, 07:25 AM

errrr..

Just feed her allot of McDonalds it will come out..

Murderous · 04-16-2007, 07:32 AM

Sit on the shitter and relax... in about 15-45 minutes you will hear a splash. Better take a book or magazine.

v4 media · 04-16-2007, 07:35 AM

this thread is useless without pics...

Sosa · 04-16-2007, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

this thread is useless without pics...

no please!

JD · 04-16-2007, 07:37 AM

damn that's pretty shitty

tayloryum · 04-16-2007, 07:45 AM

have her eat something. this will start the process of peristalsis:

Peristalsis is the rhythmic contraction of smooth muscles to propel contents through the digestive tract.

this works!

Tanya_AWP · 04-16-2007, 07:55 AM

Give her a laxative....

johnydo · 04-16-2007, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd

Let her fart a couple of times, this usually helps

LOL yes that should help.

TG Rebecca · 04-16-2007, 08:11 AM

good luck with everything. not sure what to recommend her doing but be careful, when something gets lost in the anus it has so many places to go.. whereas if it were lost into the vagina it would only be able to go into a cul-de-sac type of environment. dildos/vibrators without a wide base or fake balls should never be used in there..

but at least you/she knows for next time!

i really hope she doesn't have to go to the doctor, keep us posted!

StarkReality · 04-16-2007, 08:16 AM

Go see a doctor, a laxative can work, but it could be dangerous as well if this thing doesn't move. It's embarassing, yes, but if sitting on the toilet and relaxing doesn't help, it's the safest way...way better than any damages down there.

HighSociety · 04-16-2007, 08:32 AM

I would not give her a laxative, it might be blocking her up and taking that will make everything come out which will not work if it is blocked and really fuck it up, just go to a doctor, i'm sure this is something that happens all the time LOL

AZSarah · 04-16-2007, 08:39 AM

Wow, I just posted a thread about something kind of like this that my Nurse friends were talking about last night.
She needs to go to the hospital.. once something gets to a certain point there is a second sphincter muscle that acts as a vacuum... she probably needs to seek medical attention to have it removed if it reached that point.

Crazy stuff, at least it's a dildo and not a toothbrush or something. Now that would be embarassing.

Angelo22 · 04-16-2007, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Give her some laxative then after 20 minutes put mouth around her ass hole and start sucking and wish the first hard thing that hits your lips is a dildo.

Good luck

Hahaha, unless the laxative didnt have any effect
and she still has rock hard shit in her

bobby666 · 04-16-2007, 08:54 AM

1st stick it then lick it

shekinah · 04-16-2007, 09:14 AM

drinking of laxatives may not help much I guess.. Go to the doctor at once we're not sure if that will infect her, though she says she's not feeling anything wrong. That's kinda scary you know..

tony286 · 04-16-2007, 09:20 AM

dont fuck around go str8 to the emergency room, its embrassing but she can get very fucked up not going.

viva celebs · 04-16-2007, 09:20 AM

give her an extra $50 for her work related injury and tell her to be on her way

g$$$ · 04-16-2007, 09:23 AM

this happened to a patient at the hospital i used to work at...

except it was a v-8 bottle...hahah...

u should have seen the guy..he was so embarrassed when he walked in...lol

HomerSimpson · 04-16-2007, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

this thread is useless without pics...

I agree!

Pumba · 04-16-2007, 09:34 AM

Try jumping on her stomach. The dildo might get out like rocket.

DirtyDanza · 04-16-2007, 09:36 AM

well since your in vegas bring her to me and we wil dig in there

MattO · 04-16-2007, 09:47 AM

cigarette and a cup of coffee, that'll set the crap muscles in work

d00t · 04-16-2007, 10:52 AM

crappy situation to be in!

candyflip · 04-16-2007, 10:58 AM

Call Bobby Brown.

viki · 04-16-2007, 11:12 AM

If it makes you feel any better, my sister is a doctor and when she did her ER rotation, for residency, she said this was way more common than anyone would think. She heard stories from other doctors of fishing out golf balls, screwdrivers, shot glasses, etc.

Just remember that although it's embarrassing, the doctors have seen much much worse.

Z · 04-16-2007, 12:58 PM

Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc.

DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on.

Good luck

Boobs · 04-16-2007, 01:01 PM

this thread is hilarious

zibril · 04-16-2007, 01:04 PM

Good luck man...

rowan · 04-16-2007, 01:10 PM

So what ended up happening?

After Shock Media · 04-16-2007, 01:39 PM

This thread is fantastic.

Dear gawd how did I miss it all morning.

Congrats on getting a girl who is willing to do anal, to bad its the last time.

Sorry I am tearing up. I am assuming she is wondering around pantyless all worried while you periodically check the absolute worst place possible for any advice regardings ones ass.

PS when you finally do take her to the doctors and they get out the rubber grabbers and retrieve it. Please oh please save the xray, scan it and post it.

bdld · 04-16-2007, 01:59 PM

stick another dildo in with some super-glue on the end of it, the other one will come right out.

GatorB · 04-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Get a gerbil tie a string around it's tail insert it into her ass and let him get it out

Michaelious · 04-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

this thread is useless without pics...

Genius

lulu36 · 04-16-2007, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc.

DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on.

Good luck

the voice of experience!

ffblueocean · 04-16-2007, 03:06 PM

bumping to find out what happened...good luck!

tranza · 04-16-2007, 03:09 PM

Tell her to take a shit.

04-16-2007, 06:53 AM	#1
spamiam Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sin City Posts: 272	I have a friend with me NOW with a dildo lost in her ass no joke Can anyone tell me what to do? It's about 6 inches and made of some sort of sillicone material. It's narrow at both ends. Someone please help us. should she walk around, lay on her back with legs in the air or should she squat. How embarraing a situation. I am pretty sure I'm asking the right people for advice, please help.

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Just have her squat and massage the left (her left) side of her stomach in a downward motion (google "descending colon"). Pop a tube of lube up her butt and grease it up like a diesel mechanic lubing up an 18 wheeler. If the massaging and very gentle pushing doesn't do the trick, go see a doc. DO NOT PUSH HARD...she can blow blood vessels, veins, prolapse her rectum, on and on. Good luck

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