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MarkTiarra · 04-19-2007, 11:54 PM

Saw this on an MMA board and just had to share:

"It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late. Accordingly, I'm readily willing to yield my command to these obviously superior intellects, and I'll, in turn, do my best for the Cause by writing editorials - after the fact."

Robert E. Lee, 1863

Swish · 04-19-2007, 11:55 PM

Nice

LiveDose · 04-20-2007, 12:03 AM

That's awesome. Amazing how some quotes are timeless.

2012 · 04-20-2007, 12:51 AM

"We made a great mistake, Mr. Hill, in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake," he said to me, after General Bragg ceased to command the Army of Tennessee, an event Lee deplored.

"What mistake is that, general?"

"Why, sir, in the beginning we appointed all our worst generals to command the armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers. As you know, I have planned some campaigns and quite a number of battles. I have given the work all the care and thought I could, and sometimes, when my plans were completed, as far as I could see, they seemed to be perfect. But when I have fought them through, I have discovered defects and occasionally wondered I did not see some of the defects in advance. When it was all over, I found by reading a newspaper that these best editor generals saw all the defects plainly from the start. Unfortunately, they did not communicate their knowledge to me until it was too late." Then, after a pause, he added, with a beautiful, grave expression I can never forget: "I have no ambition but to serve the Confederacy, and do all I can to win our independence. I an willing to serve in any capacity to which the authorities may assign me. I have done the best I could in the field, and have not succeeded as I could wish. I am willing to yield my place to these best generals, and I will do my best for the cause in editing a newspaper."

***

So you are saying the "gifted and brilliant" are editing our newspapers? Is this "deep thought" about Iraq? ... the best generals have been appointed. Bush and his hand jobs didn't listen to them let alone read the paper !

Big_D · 04-20-2007, 01:51 AM

werd, thats a quote

2012 · 04-20-2007, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D

werd, thats a quote

Just curious ...

why ?

2012 · 04-20-2007, 02:01 AM

anybody ? ... OP ?

Am I the only one struggling with what the fuck your talking about ?

2012 · 04-20-2007, 02:05 AM

Okay I've got one...

"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

-Jack Handy

More quotes by Jack Handy here
http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm

04-19-2007, 11:54 PM	#1
MarkTiarra Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 3,833	A great quote Saw this on an MMA board and just had to share: "It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers! In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late. Accordingly, I'm readily willing to yield my command to these obviously superior intellects, and I'll, in turn, do my best for the Cause by writing editorials - after the fact." Robert E. Lee, 1863 __________________ Retired Pornosticator

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04-20-2007, 12:03 AM	#3
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	That's awesome. Amazing how some quotes are timeless. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

04-20-2007, 12:51 AM	#4
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	another version "We made a great mistake, Mr. Hill, in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake," he said to me, after General Bragg ceased to command the Army of Tennessee, an event Lee deplored. "What mistake is that, general?" "Why, sir, in the beginning we appointed all our worst generals to command the armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers. As you know, I have planned some campaigns and quite a number of battles. I have given the work all the care and thought I could, and sometimes, when my plans were completed, as far as I could see, they seemed to be perfect. But when I have fought them through, I have discovered defects and occasionally wondered I did not see some of the defects in advance. When it was all over, I found by reading a newspaper that these best editor generals saw all the defects plainly from the start. Unfortunately, they did not communicate their knowledge to me until it was too late." Then, after a pause, he added, with a beautiful, grave expression I can never forget: "I have no ambition but to serve the Confederacy, and do all I can to win our independence. I an willing to serve in any capacity to which the authorities may assign me. I have done the best I could in the field, and have not succeeded as I could wish. I am willing to yield my place to these best generals, and I will do my best for the cause in editing a newspaper." *** So you are saying the "gifted and brilliant" are editing our newspapers? Is this "deep thought" about Iraq? ... the best generals have been appointed. Bush and his hand jobs didn't listen to them let alone read the paper ! __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

04-20-2007, 02:01 AM	#7
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	context anybody ? ... OP ? Am I the only one struggling with what the fuck your talking about ? __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself

04-20-2007, 01:51 AM	#5
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	werd, thats a quote

04-20-2007, 02:05 AM	#8
2012 So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 17,189	Okay I've got one... "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." -Jack Handy More quotes by Jack Handy here http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm __________________ best host: Webair \| best sponsor: Kink \| best coder: 688218966 \| Go Fuck Yourself Last edited by 2012; 04-20-2007 at 02:07 AM.. Reason: a great quote