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Old 04-27-2007, 01:26 PM   #1
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I officially work for Zango now!!!
They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee.

My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound.
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:31 PM   #2
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Cool, who is that girl with you and do they make you wear those clothes every day?

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Old 04-27-2007, 01:38 PM   #3
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Old 04-27-2007, 01:39 PM   #4
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I hope this answers your question:
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DWB you are absolutely diabolical...

I remember the last time I visited you at your secret tranny training camp in Chiang Mai, and you demonstrated the tampon bullet gun which you created to get past airport security:



Now it sounds like you have perfected the anal blow dart gun that you talked about as well, you clever bastard!

We're all doomed...DOOMED!!!

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Old 04-27-2007, 02:33 PM   #14
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the first rule of zango is not to tell anyone about zango
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I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.
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jesus, what people will do for a piece of ass.
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They made me an offer I can't refuse so I'm pleased to announce that as of tomorrow morning, I will be a Zango employee.

My duty will be to coordinate my ladyboy ninja assassins to exterminate, I mean eliminate, any and all people who speak negatively against them in public or online.

My ladyboy ninja assassins are so good, I don't even have a problem letting the first target know his days are numbered. Will76... the bounty is just too high on your head to pass it up. Sorry mate. But don't worry bro, they are damn good at what they do and not only will you not know when they are coming, but you won't feel a thing.

If anyone would like to meet and discuss how Zango can fit into their current marketing schemes, my office is right next to Legendary Lars on the second floor of the new Zango compound.
Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore


Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!
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Sorry we moved out of Zango building, your office is now next to damians of sexsearch since we dont use zango anymore


Paying out an amazing 10% bonus on earnings again this month plus a $50,000 bonus to top affialites. I hope your getting yours get ready cuzz MAY os going to blow everyone away !!!

Hey lars while you are here explain to us again how zango is just like a pop up and similar to adwords.


Also, how do you feel about AFF profiting from and supporting torrent sites ?
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I don't know why, but for some reason it seems like it'd be really fun to beat the shit out of a ladyboy.
Unless you are a well trained fighter, you may have your work cut out for you. Many Asian ladyboys grew up with Muey Thai and can kick serious ass when needed. Then the latin trannys carry knives and guns, will not even think twice about stabbing or killing someone.

They get fucked with all their lives, so many of them prepare for guys who have it out for them.
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