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What can You Cook
can you cook
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I think I have become a pretty competent cook over the last few years.. I've had to learn since my better half works nights
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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anything except seafood....and i can cook it but refuse cause i hate it
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Why, who needs a cooker?
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#5 |
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Haha, I can make some killer mac and cheese! Oh, top romen and microwave pizzas are also a specialty of mine. Hehe
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I make kickass omlettes.
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#7 |
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if you have a recipie for it.. I can make it. Not afraid of anything
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#8 |
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Well, here in holland we have something called "wereldgerechten" (recepies from over the world) and when i follow those instructions that are given on the back of the package.....I'm king baby :P
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me too buddy, they are the best form of egg on the planet.. haha not counting baked shit like cookies that is..
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I can cook almost everythinhg but I am too fucking lazy
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#11 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
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I can cook most things. I wanted to be a chef once upon a time. Just a bit to lazy.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I worked as a pastry chef for sometime and my specialty is flourless chocolate cake ;o) Yummy. I can also make anything you throw at me. I love to create sauces as well...
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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hehe...that's my father's frustration bout me...i can only cook noodles, fried eggs and hotdogs..
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pasta,meat, Im pretty handy in the kitchen when I want to be
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fried eggs :D
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not much heh
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IM a frickin whiz in the kitchen. I offer my recipes here sometimes.
ANyone looking for one tonight. I can cook near anything. What I offer to people is tell me what you have or what you want to get at the store, and Ill step you through a great meal....Just something I do when im bored.... tonight im probably buying dinner though, got hooked on this local pizza joint that serves the best fuckin sammiches. Might even try a calzone... a hidden wonder.
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I make a deadly ketchup soup..I cup hot water and 2 ketchup packets..salt and pepper to taste
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grill-cheese .. my specialty..
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I cook a mean smoked neckbone and pinto beans.
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I'm pretty good in the kitchen....I went to school and got a A.S. in Culinary arts & B.S. in Culinary management. Unfortunatley, I only show off my skills at every family gathering where I'm nominated to do all of the cooking, but my specialty is actually pastry....anybody need a wedding cake?
Have any cooking/pastry questions I'll be glad to help out...... |
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Besides I learned that the way to a man's heart is through his dick and stomach?
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#25 |
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I can cook. I used to live alone and it was a kind of hobby. I cook soups, meat, seafood, sushi and some stuff from Chinese quisine.
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I totally kick ass at boiling water. It's an olde family recipe.
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Damn good question
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Yeah, I cook. I cook most Filipino dishes, Italian pasta, pizza, and can handle most recipes. My wife and I sometimes have a cook off
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just fried foods..such as egg, hotdog, chicken...
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#30 |
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I can cook anything and everything.....as long as i have the recipe and ingredients lol
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I can make my grandma's Crab Cioppino pretty well.
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I was a sous chef before porn...so I can get it done in the kitchen...sauces were my forte
I also did garde manger work like ice carvings, fruit and vegetable bouquets and stuff that looked too pretty to eat...
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I can cook heroin
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I can fry and barbecue but I rather eat pizza
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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About anything that is considered food.
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I cooked since I was 16 , I`ll do it pretty good I think. But people said my best is Chinese.
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I'm not a good cooker and I can't cook without guidance
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I can cook nothing
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I can cook pretty much anything as long as I have directions. I never baked though.
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I rock at porridge...
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I love using a charcoal smoker for quality meats and stews. It takes like 4-8 hours to cook, but so worth it.
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I've only been cooking for 2 1/2 years--a new hobby prompted by the purchase of a stainless steel cookware set, which in turn was prompted by the purchase of a new home.
These days, I'm pretty proficient in the kitchen. I can follow any recipe, but I don't like to. I like to take what I have and just cook something! My non-recipe repertoire is not extensive, but a more diverse lineup means looking at menus once in a while! |
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