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Old 05-08-2007, 05:19 PM   #1
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Rappers that don't suck? How many MC's must get dissed...

This some remote control, cereal bowl, soul train, saturday matinee karate flick shit
Stick it in your grand mammy's biscuits, with tighty whities and one sock
Coleco Vision missions... Kissin girls at the bus stop, listen,
different day, same shit, Tame shit hood like Clyde Drexler's basket suede kicks,
but back to the basics style laces, Yves St. Laurent frames,
names on trains, Donkey Kong, Fogger and Pacman games,
Before cigar droppers was a problem.. And we was callin reefer cheeba,
before them cellies we all had them big ass grey beepers...
Gold caps from japs to cheeks, on koreans for 40 bee'ans,
for shelltoes and lee stripe jee'ans...
The nigga in the mirror with a brush for a mic,
bustin like I seen them do last night... aight?
I'm the winner of the puttin piff in the spliff, championship,
The Unanimous Canibus Cup Evangelist... I can handle this..
It's unanimous.. I'm like the man in this.. .
I don't plan to diss... I just...

Slide on through my so called problems like I was ski'in,
I'm a human, doin, booin, and ruinin human beings,
MC'in? It's more than rappin.
What happened to ceremony masterin?!
All you pains in the ass is reasons for aspirin,
Over half of ya'll jackoffs is suspect as fuck,
The tracks you rap off suck, you need to back off nuts... And a dick!
They can't handle it.. They wack and shit, should quit..
Don't make me go on... Tame one out on the corner,
from New Jersey to California, cats'll warn ya,
I'm more than just a plain rap performer, I'll son ya,
like you was a little kid, askin for quarters,
with a wider selection of shit to drop, than a pack a horses..
I ain't with that back and forth diss industry bullshit crap,
I just contribute to rap.
It ain't all good, but there's good in it..

Tame One.. mmmmm...

Any other great rappers out there I'm missing out on lately? Gotta refresh my tunes here...
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:21 PM   #2
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Rap is spelled with a silent C.
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:22 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:23 PM   #4
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http://abcjin.com/media/audio/yourefired.mp3
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Old 05-08-2007, 05:26 PM   #5
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I guess you like the more intelligent form of music called Rock.

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the island
in the backroom she was everybody's darling

But she never lost her head
even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
and the coloured girls go

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.

And that's a good song. :/
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