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Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 06:08 AM

Vacuum screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

Danny B · 05-18-2007, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Vacuum screamer

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

Damian_Maxcash · 05-18-2007, 06:26 AM

Str8 men need to watch out.

Pornwolf · 05-18-2007, 06:30 AM

I don't get it. Does this thing blow pulsating air or does it suck?

stickyfingerz · 05-18-2007, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornwolf

I don't get it. Does this thing blow pulsating air or does it suck?

Looks like it sucks, but the trick is the prongs hold the vacuum just far enough away from the skin that it doesnt clamp down on it, but it continues to try making a girls clit flutter quickly back and forth due to the vacuum.

Bama · 05-18-2007, 06:44 AM

I can see Juicy thinking up a design for the "Fleshcume Cleaner" now!

mattz · 05-18-2007, 06:45 AM

wow, what a discovery, she must have been really desperate

schneemann · 05-18-2007, 06:48 AM

Fucking brilliant

MikeVega · 05-18-2007, 07:13 AM

sounds good to me as long as she cleans the house after ....

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-18-2007, 07:14 AM

My hand works just fine.. takes no batteries and is free...my luck I will get arthiritis of the fingers ..

Rochard · 05-18-2007, 07:35 AM

Somene needs to try this and report back to us. If it works I'll gladly buy one for my wife.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 07:54 AM

I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc

he-fox · 05-18-2007, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc

that's because you probably had sex in the last 15 years

RedShoe · 05-18-2007, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc

And thus.. in just one sentence Sarah managed to do what sceintists and relationship experts have been trying to do for centuries, she summed up the ENTIRE difference between men and women.

Cash · 05-18-2007, 08:06 AM

Nice idea

geedub · 05-18-2007, 08:08 AM

she only came in 10 seconds cas that pussy was illin for some attention

RP Fade · 05-18-2007, 08:15 AM

Dammit...now my wife will want to tear out our hardwood floors to put carpet in

AK · 05-18-2007, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

i wonder if this is because of the product or is it because she had not had sex for 15 years.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

And thus.. in just one sentence Sarah managed to do what sceintists and relationship experts have been trying to do for centuries, she summed up the ENTIRE difference between men and women.

Well yes, though she is apparently a woman so I was attempting to speak form the female perspective ;)

notabook · 05-18-2007, 08:52 AM

I've never bought an expensive vacuum cleaner, always just the cheapo brands and all of them are loud. Are the more expensive ones quieter? Seems it would be pretty hard for most women to get relaxed with that much noise to enjoy themselves.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox

that's because you probably had sex in the last 15 years

Yeah but even if I hadn't had sex in 15 years I would still have had an orgasm...

CDSmith · 05-18-2007, 08:58 AM

Sex with a vacuum cleaner?

Hmm... I suppose for some women it's an alternative to luring the dog with peanut butter.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Sex with a vacuum cleaner?

Hmm... I suppose for some women it's an alternative to luring the dog with peanut butter.

two words that have kept lonely housewives happy in the past: spin cycle

Kevin Marx · 05-18-2007, 09:41 AM

ok.. here's the only thing.... 35 pounds for a vacuum attachment? You are talking an extruded plastic/rubber tube for about $65 US???? isn't that a bit much? I mean the Fleshlight (no I don't pimp for them) is $59 and surely takes more manufacturing effort than this. Hell, a decent vibrator with all the working parts goes for around this amount.... pricing seems a lot high.. but then again, the Sybian goes for $1400 and the wife wants one of those.

Yo Adrian · 05-18-2007, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

Slick · 05-18-2007, 10:34 AM

ROFL, ha ha, did anyone check out the demonstration video -
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-...fm?videoid=174

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin-SFBucks

ok.. here's the only thing.... 35 pounds for a vacuum attachment? You are talking an extruded plastic/rubber tube for about $65 US???? isn't that a bit much? I mean the Fleshlight (no I don't pimp for them) is $59 and surely takes more manufacturing effort than this. Hell, a decent vibrator with all the working parts goes for around this amount.... pricing seems a lot high.. but then again, the Sybian goes for $1400 and the wife wants one of those.

Somebody just pointed out - no batteries...they add up, I guess.

ready lube · 05-18-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

Danny_C · 05-18-2007, 10:45 AM

Filthy, filthy pussy

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

ROFL, ha ha, did anyone check out the demonstration video -
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-...fm?videoid=174

lol..if that doesn't turn the women on, I don't know what will.

Though, as a woman, I am slightly distrubed that the font on the box is the same font as the old Kotex boxes ..though I can't remember if Kotex is available in the UK.

will76 · 05-18-2007, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Str8 men need to watch out.

no worries there for you eh ?

D · 05-18-2007, 10:50 AM

WARNING!

Prolonged use of the product may result in this:

will76 · 05-18-2007, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Looks like it sucks, but the trick is the prongs hold the vacuum just far enough away from the skin that it doesnt clamp down on it, but it continues to try making a girls clit flutter quickly back and forth due to the vacuum.

You should write product reviews for them

will76 · 05-18-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

WARNING!

Prolonged use of the product may result in this:

oh my, thats scary, its mini dick.

BigCashCrew · 05-18-2007, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

WARNING!

Prolonged use of the product may result in this:

Is this girl on steroids?

D · 05-18-2007, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCashCrew

Is this girl on steroids?

Possibly.

There's a small discussion going on about it here:

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/734324-wtf.html

I was just playing GFY-connect-the-dots.

TonyL · 05-18-2007, 11:19 AM

Didnt they make a movie about a vacum cleaner attachment like this? I cant remember the name...

JamesK2 · 05-18-2007, 11:22 AM

lol 15 years without having sex

no wonder she came so fast

bobby666 · 05-18-2007, 11:26 AM

that thing sucks

pigbait75 · 05-18-2007, 11:33 AM

Yea instead of buying batteries you'll be buying a new vacuum every 3 months.vacuum sales are gonna explode but there will be dirty carpets everywhere.(pun intended)

jonesonyou · 05-18-2007, 11:37 AM

great....I will get some for my models.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesonyou

great....I will get some for my models.

It would be good for a horny housewife site.

_Richard_ · 05-18-2007, 12:10 PM

man.. a suck job.. stupid joke.. lol

ukxtra · 05-18-2007, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVega

sounds good to me as long as she cleans the house after ....

With a little modification she can do both at the same time, multi-tasking

tranza · 05-18-2007, 12:46 PM

Lol... Cool mom!

u-Bob · 05-18-2007, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny B

No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

hehe

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-18-2007, 02:31 PM

I guess it can be fun.

Looks a little bit dangerous.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-18-2007, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I guess it can be fun.

Looks a little bit dangerous.

In the UK there is a brand that looks just like that *except* that it has a smiley face on it ..would perfect for these purposes.

jhauser · 05-18-2007, 03:11 PM

I may never leave home now.

ukxtra · 05-18-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

In the UK there is a brand that looks just like that *except* that it has a smiley face on it ..would perfect for these purposes.

You mean Henry?

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