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05-22-2007, 07:03 PM
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Neighbor is turning 100 yrs old, what to buy?
What do you buy someone turning 100 yrs old?
I don't think a card quite does the trick. Neither does an ipod. I would like to do something nice. Maybe a card that list things that are older than you, just kidding. Any thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated. Have a great day! |
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05-22-2007, 07:05 PM
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Dont buy him green bananas, that's for sure ;)
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05-22-2007, 07:08 PM
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A coffin
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05-22-2007, 07:09 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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My great-grandmother would have appreciated a bottle of good sherry
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05-22-2007, 07:36 PM
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depends...
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05-22-2007, 07:41 PM
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It's coming look busy
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05-22-2007, 07:41 PM
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male or female?
are you invited to the party? |
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05-22-2007, 07:44 PM
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05-22-2007, 07:47 PM
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Ah My Balls
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the deed to his house
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05-22-2007, 07:48 PM
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Something for their great great great great grand children, naturally.
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05-22-2007, 07:50 PM
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A "A today could be the final day of your life "t shirt lol
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05-22-2007, 07:51 PM
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05-22-2007, 07:57 PM
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I need a beer
 
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A new suit or a dress
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05-22-2007, 08:02 PM
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Viagra and a fleshlight
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05-22-2007, 08:11 PM
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Pet Rock!
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05-22-2007, 08:31 PM
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05-22-2007, 08:34 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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a pacemaker
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05-22-2007, 08:59 PM
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a CD of really old type music from their time
that is...if they have something to play it on |
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05-22-2007, 09:28 PM
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cake with a stripper inside
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05-22-2007, 09:49 PM
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A gentle hooker
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05-22-2007, 10:18 PM
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a nice pillow... he can take it with him.
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05-22-2007, 10:20 PM
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a nice casket
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05-22-2007, 11:49 PM
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wtf
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Maybe take him out for a nice dinner or lunch, or just spend some time playing checkers or cards or something like that. Listen to their stories, etc etc....
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05-22-2007, 11:51 PM
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05-22-2007, 11:59 PM
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05-23-2007, 12:03 AM
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Lap Dance!
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05-23-2007, 12:23 AM
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 Wouldn't want to do that. they've had enough problems in New Orleans. Somebody asked about a party. We are giving her a party. So she will be telling us stories of the old days, which is always nice. I still have a few days to brainstorm. |
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05-23-2007, 12:25 AM
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05-23-2007, 12:34 AM
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05-23-2007, 12:34 AM
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05-23-2007, 12:41 AM
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maybe just spend some time with him, get a card and eat lunch or something
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05-23-2007, 01:39 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Let him tell you one long 'when I was young' story.
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05-23-2007, 03:16 AM
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Kamagra?!
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05-23-2007, 03:20 AM
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Get him a hooker...
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05-23-2007, 04:00 AM
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hahahaha, i was thinking the same, or better some Program owners or content shooters on "GFY" can send him their models to him. |
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05-23-2007, 05:30 AM
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100 dollar bill.
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05-23-2007, 05:34 AM
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Try soft baby food or diapers
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05-23-2007, 05:37 AM
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One hundred Dollar bills
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05-23-2007, 05:52 AM
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05-23-2007, 06:00 AM
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don't buy too difficult puzzle...maybe he won't have time to solve it
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05-23-2007, 06:06 AM
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Hooker is best idea,let him die happy
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05-23-2007, 06:12 AM
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You all guys have a nice idea....
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05-23-2007, 06:25 AM
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Video tape her telling the stories and also some family comments... Then edit it with some nice titles and slow fades and that damn Louis Armstrong song "what a wonderful world"...
Then be ready with lots of tissue since the water works are sure to start from the entire crowd soon as that song starts to play. I speak from experience on this one... You just need to be quick in the edit or spend time a few days before the party to get all the stories in advance to play at the party. You will be known as that super sweet neighbor from then on and be the hero of the group.. It also gives the family a nice gift to play at the funeral or just to remember her by.
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05-23-2007, 07:00 AM
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a coffin
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05-23-2007, 07:05 AM
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LSD
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05-23-2007, 08:52 AM
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05-23-2007, 09:08 AM
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i agree with the more sentimental, "home made" gifts that a few people suggested! it would be cool to burn a cd of some of the most popular songs throughout her lifetime.. i would love that if i were her, it would bring back memories and i'm sure there are songs that she hasn't heard for a while. what about pictures of her, are you able to get those from family/friends? maybe a picture of her from each time frame of each song, so that they sort of go along together? you could make that into the insert for the cd, if you have that sort of software (i used to have something like that). that would be awesome and i'm sure some of her family members would like a copy, too (i would of my grandma or great grandma's if someone did that for her).
OR if that is just a bit too much work, throw together the songs on the cd, take her out on a scenic road trip (if you two are that close and she is in good enough health/spirits) and play the cd while you're on the trip.. it doesn't even have to be far, even just local destinations i'm sure would still be awesome for her. if you're not that close with her, i have no idea then. but good luck!
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05-23-2007, 09:29 AM
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How about 100 Silver Dollars? Im all about the money LOL
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