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hahmike · 08-23-2002, 11:30 AM

so who else loves the simpsons?

i put on the season two dvd and pulled the tv up to the monitor. this kicks ass, moreso because the new episodes are shit.

one of my oldest bookmarks...
http://www.snpp.com/episodes.html

ahhh. memorable moments.

homer falling down the cliff, using burns' head as a bongo, trying to buy illegal fireworks, taking the fbi lie detector test, the oliver stone version of itchy and scratchy...

any favorite simpsons quotes?

Turboface · 08-23-2002, 12:05 PM

Here are some good quotes from Homer:

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will."

"They have the Internet on computers, now?"

"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."

"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."

rip raster · 08-23-2002, 12:06 PM

doh!
does anyone have change for a button?
my cat's breath smells like catfood

rip raster · 08-23-2002, 12:08 PM

Simpson's ROCK

Rictor · 08-23-2002, 12:10 PM

"I broke my Wookie." Grr...I ordered the season 2 DVD set months ago and still haven't gotten it.

Auslander · 08-23-2002, 12:11 PM

Not liking the Simpson's is like not liking Pizza, beer, pussy, and so on...

It's life blood.

WayPay-Kenny · 08-23-2002, 12:21 PM

I would agree, Simpsons rule... If it were the only show on TV, I would be okay. And some of the new episodes still surprise me from time to time, Matt hasn't lost his touch.

"Exxxxxxcellent!"

Juge · 08-23-2002, 12:24 PM

I think my all time favourite quote:

Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!"

at the end of this episode:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F14

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

08-23-2002, 12:28 PM

"I just need something to receive email"
"You need a top-of-the-line machine for that - that's the same computer astronauts used to do their taxes !"

DrGuile · 08-23-2002, 12:29 PM

Personnally, I think season 4 thru 8 are the best.

favorite episodes:

Homer Vs New York City
Homer Vs Eighteenth amendment (beer baron)
The one where homer goes to work for Globex (scorpio)
and
Max Power

- There are 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!

- Isnt that the wrong way?

- Yes... but Faster!

DjSap · 08-23-2002, 12:31 PM

"Three day waiting period for a hand gun?? But I'm mad NOW!"

08-23-2002, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
Personnally, I think season 4 thru 8 are the best.

favorite episodes:

Homer Vs New York City
Homer Vs Eighteenth amendment (beer baron)
The one where homer goes to work for Globex (scorpio)
and
Max Power

- There are 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!

- Isnt that the wrong way?

- Yes... but Faster!

HAHA, I just downloaded those episodes off kazaa a few weeks ago.

Mr. X's Webpage is a great episode too. We all can profit off it

08-23-2002, 12:33 PM

"Seymore, are you looking at naked ladies ?"

"Noooo mother"

"Yoooou Sissyyyy"

DjSap · 08-23-2002, 12:41 PM

Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

Bart: Wow! God is so in your face.
Homer: Yea, he's my favorite fictional character.

Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

hahmike · 08-23-2002, 12:44 PM

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... uh... love!"

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

RedShoe · 08-23-2002, 01:21 PM

My favorite quote was from Homer.

"Welcome to the internet my friend. How can I help you?"
http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp3.wav

other favorites...
http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp2.wav
http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshr...r-internet.wav
http://www.geocities.com/tube_guide/homer-any_key.wav
http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshr...old_harper.wav
http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp4.wav
http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp5.wav

fear · 08-23-2002, 01:35 PM

"I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing there are too many fat children." -Mr. Burns

Auslander · 08-23-2002, 02:08 PM

MadCat · 08-23-2002, 02:14 PM

" Oooh, the girls of the Internet... I'd go online with them any day! "

Mike Semen · 08-23-2002, 02:18 PM

Homer: "To Alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!"

DrGuile · 08-23-2002, 02:18 PM

"Two wrong make a right Lisa" -homer

pr0 · 08-23-2002, 02:59 PM

"singing"

you can close down moe's or the quicky mart & no body would care......but the heart & soul of springfeilds in .........

haha the bordello song i love dit

GoLiaT · 08-23-2002, 04:16 PM

This is a good one to :
"Hello!!! operator give me the number to 911"

But i love al bundy more

"Peggy its not the dress that makes you look fat,
its the fat that makes you look fat"

B40 · 08-23-2002, 04:25 PM

Simpsons rule. It's like a way of life. Wonder if they'll still be playing it when the next generation rolls around.

If not, we'll be watching the DVD's and our kids will be like what's so good about that stupid Simpsons show.

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... uh... love!"

It amazes me how the same episode in different places are cut slightly differently.

Here in the UK that line would just be:

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!"

Don't ask me why??

And Sky (satellite channel owned by Murdoch) tend to cut more. I'm not sure if it's to fit in more ads, or for more politically correct reasons.

Strangely enough, the BBC shows the Simpsons earlier than Sky, and never cuts it.

How strange...

Chris R · 08-24-2002, 03:21 AM

Mr. Burns: Well Smithers, another Friday night is upon us, What will you be doing? Something GAAAY no doubt?
Smithers: Wha...? I...
Mr. Burns: You know... lighthearted, fancy-free... mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town!
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh, EXACTLY sir.

hahmike · 08-24-2002, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jammyjenkins

It amazes me how the same episode in different places are cut slightly differently.

Here in the UK that line would just be:

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires!"

i am in the uk

unfortunately...

Rocky · 08-24-2002, 03:44 AM

Homer Quote Generator

which includes my favorite

Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike

i am in the uk

unfortunately...

could be worse

could be stabbed

(sorry, couldn't resist Life of Brian quote...)

Crucifixion's a doddle

posh rat in hell · 08-24-2002, 05:46 AM

I think Simpsons has been going a bit downhill the last few years, although it is one of the very few shows I make sure never to miss...

jammyjenkins · 08-24-2002, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by posh rat in hell
I think Simpsons has been going a bit downhill the last few years, although it is one of the very few shows I make sure never to miss...

other people have said that, but I can't see it myself

I still love it ... and always make sure to see new episodes

and even if an episode's been repeated 10 times already -- I'll still watch it!

do you get the simps every day too?

Uncle Moe · 08-24-2002, 06:14 AM

This is funny , This morning i woke up thinking about the Flaming Moe ... the drink Homer invented and moe took all the credit.
Simpsons are great .. Favorite episode - Homer vs New York
mmmmm Beeeerrr

08-24-2002, 08:24 AM

No TV and no beer make Honer something something

Fletch XXX · 08-24-2002, 08:26 AM

Simpsons are good people.

Yellow ones and brown ones.

SykkBoy · 08-24-2002, 12:42 PM

...and let us not forget Ralph Wiggum
"it tastes like...burning..."
"I ate my oven knob"
"Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

ronin · 08-24-2002, 12:47 PM

they rock!!!

pr0 · 08-24-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
No TV and no beer make Honer something something

Marge: Crazy???
Homer: Don't mind if i do!!!

TeraBabes · 08-24-2002, 12:49 PM

Best show on tv...

miss^behaving · 08-24-2002, 03:06 PM

The family sits down to dinner watching the simpsons.

Mmmmm pork chopsssssss

08-23-2002, 11:30 AM	#1
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	The Simpsons so who else loves the simpsons? i put on the season two dvd and pulled the tv up to the monitor. this kicks ass, moreso because the new episodes are shit. one of my oldest bookmarks... http://www.snpp.com/episodes.html ahhh. memorable moments. homer falling down the cliff, using burns' head as a bongo, trying to buy illegal fireworks, taking the fbi lie detector test, the oliver stone version of itchy and scratchy... any favorite simpsons quotes?

08-23-2002, 12:05 PM	#2
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	Here are some good quotes from Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day." "If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!" "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will." "They have the Internet on computers, now?" "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races." "No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you." "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs." __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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WayPay-Kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 136	I would agree, Simpsons rule... If it were the only show on TV, I would be okay. And some of the new episodes still surprise me from time to time, Matt hasn't lost his touch. "Exxxxxxcellent!" __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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DrGuile Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,025	Personnally, I think season 4 thru 8 are the best. favorite episodes: Homer Vs New York City Homer Vs Eighteenth amendment (beer baron) The one where homer goes to work for Globex (scorpio) and Max Power - There are 3 ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way! - Isnt that the wrong way? - Yes... but Faster! __________________ LiveBucks / Privatefeeds - Giving you money since 1999 Up to 50% Commission! 25% Webmaster Referal Powered by Gamma Last edited by DrGuile; 08-23-2002 at 12:30 PM..

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	My favorite quote was from Homer. "Welcome to the internet my friend. How can I help you?" http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp3.wav other favorites... http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp2.wav http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshr...r-internet.wav http://www.geocities.com/tube_guide/homer-any_key.wav http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshr...old_harper.wav http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp4.wav http://www.leoville.com/sounds/simp5.wav __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	Simpson's ROCK

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	"I broke my Wookie." Grr...I ordered the season 2 DVD set months ago and still haven't gotten it.

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Auslander Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: www.whataboutbob.com Posts: 288	Not liking the Simpson's is like not liking Pizza, beer, pussy, and so on... It's life blood.

08-23-2002, 12:24 PM	#8
Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	I think my all time favourite quote: Mr. Burns: Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that!" at the end of this episode: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F14 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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DjSap Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 3,869	Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers Bart: Wow! God is so in your face. Homer: Yea, he's my favorite fictional character. Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

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hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... uh... love!" "Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy." "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

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GoLiaT Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,130	This is a good one to : "Hello!!! operator give me the number to 911" But i love al bundy more "Peggy its not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat"

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B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Simpsons rule. It's like a way of life. Wonder if they'll still be playing it when the next generation rolls around. If not, we'll be watching the DVD's and our kids will be like what's so good about that stupid Simpsons show. __________________

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Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	Mr. Burns: Well Smithers, another Friday night is upon us, What will you be doing? Something GAAAY no doubt? Smithers: Wha...? I... Mr. Burns: You know... lighthearted, fancy-free... mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Heh, heh, heh, EXACTLY sir.

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posh rat in hell Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 403	I think Simpsons has been going a bit downhill the last few years, although it is one of the very few shows I make sure never to miss...

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Uncle Moe Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: USA Posts: 94	This is funny , This morning i woke up thinking about the Flaming Moe ... the drink Homer invented and moe took all the credit. Simpsons are great .. Favorite episode - Homer vs New York mmmmm Beeeerrr __________________ OneVerify Rocks , Get paid for free sign up, massive traffic and Free content too! NastyDollars $35 Per sign up! Free content!! Uncle Moe's Ultra Links Submit your sites here.

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