What unique talent do you bring to the table? - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 05-26-2007, 11:03 AM

All these people talking the talk - but what unique talent do you bring to the adult industry table?

What sets you apart from the basement wank artist that makes you a viable commodity?

DamageX · 05-26-2007, 11:04 AM

The talent of many is merely relying on the stupidity of others.

fallenmuffin · 05-26-2007, 11:07 AM

I'm a pretty damn good programmer in many languages. Half way decent in design and fully research my micro-niches before starting a site to make sure it fully connects with the target market.

In other words, I don't outsource shit.. lol self contained.

stickyfingerz · 05-26-2007, 11:40 AM

I can ingest a bowling pin without using my mouth!!

Thats a joke folks nothing larger than a penis enters my ass...

joke again...

CWeb · 05-26-2007, 11:42 AM

Gawd... another thread wasted by the troll...

SilentKnight · 05-26-2007, 11:54 AM

It occurs to me this thread needs a pic.

Kastle Archives - creating fantasy fantasy bondage illustrations since 1995.

Closing in on 5,000 originals in the series.

DamageX · 05-26-2007, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

It occurs to me this thread needs a pic.

Kastle Archives - creating fantasy fantasy bondage illustrations since 1995.

Ah, so it was all just a subtle disguise for a spam attempt.

RedShoe · 05-26-2007, 12:08 PM

I'm a super genius. So I bring my geniosity to the tabel and I am a good speler so I do all our ads. And I good at photShop and I've been known to edit videos a little.

RedShoe · 05-26-2007, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Ah, so it was all just a subtle disguise for a spam attempt.

AH! You're right!! FUCK IT! I withdraw my post. Fucking spammers! If you laughed at the obvious jokes then I want my laughter back! If you caught the sub jokes then you deserve them.

seeric · 05-26-2007, 12:12 PM

i make the best meowwwwwwwws and wooooooooooooofsss

minniesoporno · 05-26-2007, 12:14 PM

I can do some damn wicked keagel exercises.

and my pussy can blow out bubbles. no need for a bubble machine

SilentKnight · 05-27-2007, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minniesoporno

I can do some damn wicked keagel exercises.

and my pussy can blow out bubbles. no need for a bubble machine

Mmm...frothy bubbles.

Now that'd be a marketable video.

stickyfingerz · 05-27-2007, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CWeb

Gawd... another thread wasted by the troll...

So why did you post? Dont you have an aids ridden monkey to fuck.... again?

drowsy · 05-27-2007, 06:33 AM

Does fighting count ?

SilentKnight · 05-27-2007, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

Ah, so it was all just a subtle disguise for a spam attempt.

The jig is up - the news is out.

geedub · 05-27-2007, 07:30 AM

anyone here eat spam? i got a buddy who was poor growin up he said he used to eat spam tacos lol

RedShoe · 05-27-2007, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub

anyone here eat spam? i got a buddy who was poor growin up he said he used to eat spam tacos lol

I eat it all the time. In Hawaii you'll find it on the menus in finer restaurants.

rowan · 05-27-2007, 08:37 AM

I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.

webmasterchecks · 05-27-2007, 08:55 AM

i can issue parking tickets like no other, i have done 18 in an hour

wyldworx · 05-27-2007, 08:59 AM

just me.

that is all.

EBORG9 · 05-27-2007, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub

anyone here eat spam? i got a buddy who was poor growin up he said he used to eat spam tacos lol

I made "Spam Burger" Helper once in College. It tasted like Hot Salty Jello.
I don't recommend it.

The hotels that cater to Hawaiian tourists have spam sushi here.
No shit. I'm serious...Spam Sushi.

CDSmith · 05-27-2007, 10:21 AM

Non-business --- I can wiggle my ears, either both together or independantly.

Business --- Unique? Hmm.. I'd say nothing. Writing, artsy design and digital photography are my strong suits. I have a strong sense of creativity and am a skilled problem-solver and positive thinker..... none of which is unique.

minniesoporno · 05-27-2007, 10:29 AM

I would post the pics of them but you know they are very on the graphic side.

jact · 05-27-2007, 10:31 AM

Talent is overrated...

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
The slogan, 'Press on,' has solved and always will solve the problems of the
human race

- Calvin Coolidge

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stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	I can ingest a bowling pin without using my mouth!! Thats a joke folks nothing larger than a penis enters my ass... joke again...

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	It occurs to me this thread needs a pic. Kastle Archives - creating fantasy fantasy bondage illustrations since 1995. Closing in on 5,000 originals in the series.

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i make the best meowwwwwwwws and wooooooooooooofsss

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