Phlegm - most annoying bodily fluid? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 02:55 AM

Phlegm certainly gets my vote for most annoying bodily fluid. Does it even have a purpose other than making having a chest infection go from inconvenient to being a living hell?

Goodings Media · 05-29-2007, 04:42 AM

I like it, especially when you wake up in a morning after a loooong lie in, and it feels like the same piece thats in your mouth is also half way down your throat...

...so then you cough up this 'snake like' phlegm and what makes it 100x better is then it's likely to be chewy!!! So you can play with it in your mouth while you walk to the bathroom to send it on it's way....

Phlegm is cool

..... it also traps air particles from going into the lungs

notabook · 05-29-2007, 05:01 AM

If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

cool1 · 05-29-2007, 05:01 AM

I agree is sucks
but it does help get rid of the dirt and crap in our lungs

Empress_JoinRightNow · 05-29-2007, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Phlegm certainly gets my vote for most annoying bodily fluid. Does it even have a purpose other than making having a chest infection go from inconvenient to being a living hell?

i seem to agree with you...i really hate it when im having a cough...

Spunky · 05-29-2007, 06:23 AM

Agreed,one of the nastiest especially after a bad cold

WebTitan · 05-29-2007, 06:24 AM

it is the grossest thing...

TG Rebecca · 05-29-2007, 06:26 AM

ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one.

okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day..

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

You can take Imodium and that is pretty much dealt with in an hour. Phlegm just keeps on going and going until it decides it will stop.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one.

okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day..

lol..I know what you mean and it is like there are little phlegm gnomes that wait until right before you are about to go to bed to step up the productions to a rate that makes it impossible to sleep without feeling like you are hacking up a lung all night long.

I can't imagine what it would be like if I smoked.

Sharky · 05-29-2007, 06:35 AM

Anal leakage would have to take the cake! Can they even treat a non-tight asshole? Do they make you do sphyncter clenches to tighten it up again?

zeruel · 05-29-2007, 06:42 AM

yicckkssss... i guess that's really annoying...

jdc · 05-29-2007, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sharky

Anal leakage would have to take the cake! Can they even treat a non-tight asshole? Do they make you do sphyncter clenches to tighten it up again?

But that isn't eh 'fluid' causing that..it is the blown out tushy...and even then phlegm would probably find a way to take part in the anal leakage too.

testpie · 05-29-2007, 08:32 AM

Phlegm is just pure fun - nothing like when you drink some orange juice in the morning and it combines with phlegm to create "won't-get-the-fuck-out-of-your-throat-em" which nearly chokes you from breathing all day.

baddog · 05-29-2007, 08:39 AM

I know it tops my list right now. Can't even hit the pipe.

JFK · 05-29-2007, 08:44 AM

I had it for about a week now, big lumps in my throat. Coughing up some real Juicy ones

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 08:49 AM

I just dared to drink some iced tea and now it is like I am going to die from rupturing a vein in my throat.

shekinah · 05-29-2007, 09:13 AM

yes it's so gross mostly when turned yellow ewww.

ungratefulninja · 05-29-2007, 09:37 AM

I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.

frostyimpressions · 05-29-2007, 09:40 AM

Phlegm is very annoying, but burning hot diarreah takes the cake home for me. LOL

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ungratefulninja

I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.

I am scared to ask .....

JamesK2 · 05-29-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by frostyimpressions

Phlegm is very annoying, but burning hot diarreah takes the cake home for me. LOL

I agree. I also have a lot of ass hair so I'd have to wipe at least 20 times to get it clean. Then my anus gets sore and the next time I poop that day is a true hell

Evil Chris · 05-29-2007, 10:06 AM

really reaching for a topic today are we Sarah? ;)

carol.prime · 05-29-2007, 11:00 AM

and its really itchy to the throat when you don't threw it up..

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

really reaching for a topic today are we Sarah? ;)

lol ..no more like it is ruling my life over the last few days

Sarah_Jayne · 05-29-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by carol.prime

and its really itchy to the throat when you don't threw it up..

And there isn't a medicine that will properly take that away either.

krazycd5 · 05-29-2007, 03:47 PM

lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.

tranza · 05-29-2007, 04:07 PM

It's pretty annoying indeed...

munki · 05-29-2007, 04:09 PM

Phlegm is poopie...

SomeCreep · 05-29-2007, 04:23 PM

Phlegm? No way, diarrhea is the worst.

Sarah_Jayne · 05-30-2007, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by krazycd5

lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.

I would have to agree ...though, perhaps if I had taken stock out in a tissue company before hand there would be something about it to make me smile

05-29-2007, 02:55 AM	#1
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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid. __________________

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cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I agree is sucks but it does help get rid of the dirt and crap in our lungs __________________

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WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	it is the grossest thing...

05-29-2007, 06:26 AM	#8
TG Rebecca Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,450	ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one. okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day.. __________________ ICQ: 263-993 \| AIM: TG Rep Rebecca Email: [email protected]

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zeruel Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: I was born intelligent, but Google ruined me! Posts: 1,387	yicckkssss... i guess that's really annoying...

05-29-2007, 08:32 AM	#15
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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I just dared to drink some iced tea and now it is like I am going to die from rupturing a vein in my throat.

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05-29-2007, 09:37 AM	#20
ungratefulninja Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 682	I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.

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krazycd5 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 59	lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.

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