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![]() ![]() Paris Sent Back to Jail in Hysterics AP - Sat, 9 Jun 2007 05:16:46 -0400 (EDT) By LINDA DEUTSCH She was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. She was escorted into court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears. Crying out for her mother when she was ordered back to jail, Paris Hilton's cool, glamorous image evaporated Friday as she gave the impression of a little girl lost in a merciless legal system. "It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to Kathy Hilton, who also was in tears. The 26-year-old hotel heiress tried to move toward her parents but was steered away by two sheriff's deputies, who held her by each arm and hustled her from the courtroom. CONTINUE HERE
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awesome news
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Back where she belongs.
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lalalalallalala i dont listen
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learn the lesson hard there
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btw, about this photo.. Paris Hilton is seen the window of a police car as she is transported from her home to court by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Los Angeles on Friday, June 8, 2007. (AP Photo/Nick Ut)
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did anyone see the "cop car driving her to jail" footage , her parents and sister were in a black suburban trying to pull up to the window of the cop car as their driving down the highway so they can try and yell stuff to her . lol
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LOL, just another hilarious chapter in the sorry life story of the poor little rich kid attention whore that is Paris Hilton
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Ha ha ha ha ha
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Poooooooor little girl :P
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This story is pathetic on so many levels.
So she has 18 more days left to serve behind bars. And she acts like she just got life. Fuck, I've had longer hangovers. Poor little rich bitch. The judge deserves accolades - the sheriff of naught deserves a reprimand. The public deserves Paris to fade away to obscurity after all this farce and travesty is over. People only need to point to singular cases like this to illustrate why the U.S. Justice system is broke. |
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stupid bitch
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she deserves it. i guess she'll now learn from that.
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don't hate paris hilton.
Also go in and out the jail is probably disturbing for a lot of people and not only paris hilton. |
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Well I for one don't "hate" Paris Hilton, in fact if anything I find her a somewhat tragic figure. When people of her ilk act as though they think they are at the centre of the universe and that their privaleged position should mean that the normal rules of society don't apply to them you can't blame people for cocking a snoot at them when they end up on their arse. Karma can be a tough teacher sometimes.
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Now we can see how fucking ugly that bitch really is.
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i do feel a little bad for her..
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hahaha, well i guess she won't do the same mistakes again...
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![]() ![]() Seriously. What IS the big fucking deal? Give me a stack of books and I'd consider 3 weeks in solitary a vacation.
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This is probably the first time in her life she couldn't get her way through money or contacts - that spoiled little brat can't deal with the fact that she can't do whatever she wants, and that she has to follow the law after all.
and she's gonna make millions off of this stunt easily, just shut up and take it I say.
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poor paris
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She is one ugly bitch.
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A freakin' legend!
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Paris, "Welcome to the real REAL world."
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Paris Hilton Won't Appeal Jail Sentence
AP - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:06:37 -0400 (EDT) By ALEX VEIGA A day after a tearful Paris Hilton was ordered back to jail, the hotel heiress said she won't appeal her 45-day jail sentence and is "learning and growing" from her time behind bars. Her change of heart came Saturday when she announced in a statement released by one of her attorneys that she won't fight her sentence after a brief stint under house arrest at her Hollywood Hills home. "Today, I told my attorneys not to appeal the judge's decision," Hilton said in the statement. "While I greatly appreciate the sheriff's concern for my health and welfare, I intend to serve my time at L.A. County Jail." The celebutante was at a maximum-security detention center, where she was believed to be undergoing medical and psychiatric evaluations ADVERTISEMENT to determine the best jail to keep her in as she serves the rest of her sentence. Hilton, in tears and screaming for her mother, was taken to the downtown Twin Towers facility Friday afternoon after Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered her back to jail. "Being in jail is by far the hardest thing I have ever done," she said in the statement. "During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience." Hilton added she was "shocked" by the attention her case has received and suggested the public and media focus on "more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq." Her lawyers had sought to keep her out of jail on grounds that the 26-year-old was suffering an unspecified medical condition. Sauer suggested that could be taken care of at jail medical facilities. Although authorities wouldn't discuss Hilton's condition, citing privacy laws, Sheriff Lee Baca indicated it was psychological. He said she arrived at her original jail with a condition he hadn't been apprised of and that it immediately began to deteriorate to the point that he feared for her safety. Sheriff's officials expect Hilton to be at Twin Towers at least through Sunday. Which jail the heiress will end up at depends on the results of her assessment by the facility's doctors. Sauer sentenced Hilton to 45 days in jail and said she could not serve it at home. When she was released she had served only three full days but was credited with five because she surrendered to authorities late Sunday night after attending the MTV Movie Awards and was released early Thursday morning. Before her release, she was fitted with an ankle bracelet and ordered not to leave her house until her sentence was up. Hilton was expected to serve only 23 days because of a state law that requires shorter sentences for good behavior. She was credited with both her time served in jail and at home, so by Saturday she had completed seven days of her sentence. With time off for good behavior, she could be released in a little more than two weeks. Hilton's path to jail began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night run to a hamburger stand. She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. In the months that followed, she was stopped twice by officers who discovered her driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom, where he sentenced her to jail.
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Me too.
I mean, having had every reason to think she was out (the sheriff) and then getting tossed back in (the hanging judge) all within a sleepless 24 hour span had to be a bit rough on the little pea brain's nerves. Seriously.
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still making my day
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paris hilton threads surely tend to get lots of views and attention.
Don't even understand what so special about that who*e? lol. |
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She looks like a guy BTW in that picture. A guy with a fake wig who had a sex operation. haha.
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why is everyone obsessed with this stupid bitch
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Is the New Paris Really a Humble Paris?
AP - Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:27:49 -0400 (EDT) By ANDREW GLAZER One day Paris Hilton is screaming for her mommy as she is cuffed and taken to the pokey in a reckless driving case. The next, she's the model of magnanimity, saying she wouldn't appeal her 45-day sentence and that she is "learning and growing" from her time behind bars. "During the past several days, I have had a lot of time to think and I believe that I am learning and growing from this experience." She also said she was "shocked" by the attention her case has received and suggested the public and media focus on "more important things like the men and women serving our country in Iraq." Media image consultant Michael Sands said Hilton's only hope at selling her new found humility is a genuine change of behavior. "Showing is doing," he said. "If Paris is really concerned about the media paying attention to the men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan, then why didn't she sign autographs at military bases and hospitals?" This would be a big deviation for Hilton, who is more famous ADVERTISEMENT for where she parties and who she parties with than her philanthropy -- or talent as a singer and actor, said celebrity publicist David Brokaw. "She will become a real Hollywood star from this experience," he said. "If she handles it like a famous person and goes to a military base, visits Walter Reed, then Hollywood will embrace her. It's very forgiving. It's not like she insulted the Jews."
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First time she didn't get what she want after starting to cry !
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life reality is a little different to reality tv, Paris!
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The majority of you would cry like bitches if you were thrown in jail.
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Paris Hilton Sent Back To Jail In Hysterics ?
I thought the jail was in Lynnwood... |
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Oh, yeah, baby, life is a bitch
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![]() Hilton Says She'll No Longer 'Act Dumb' AP - Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:47:10 -0400 (EDT) Paris Hilton says she is locking up her "dumb" act and throwing away the key. Hilton revealed her new outlook in a weekend phone call to Barbara Walters from a county jail medical ward where she is serving out a 45-day sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute," Hilton said during the call, according to an account posted by Walters on ABC's Web site. "It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me." After spending three days in jail last week, Hilton was briefly released to electronically monitored home confinement Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition. An outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday. According to ABC News, the call came after Hilton's mother, Kathy, phoned Walters. During the conversation, Paris Hilton called her mother on another line, found out her mother was talking to Walters, and then called Walters collect. All jail inmates are required to call collect. Hilton reiterated assertions that jail has changed her: "Now, I would like to make a difference. ... God has given me this new chance." In a related ADVERTISEMENT development, the Rev. Al Sharpton met with Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca on Monday and told reporters afterward that Hilton's situation exemplified an unfair legal system. "People who cannot afford the best lawyers, people who cannot afford the best doctors are not going to get an early release," Sharpton said. Baca has denied giving any special treatment to Hilton by reassigning her to home detention. Also Monday, a claim against the county was announced by a black woman who has a prosthetic leg and was recently an inmate at the same jail where Hilton was held last week. Her attorney, Gloria Allred, said Pamela Richardson, 51, also "had serious medical issues" but was treated much worse than Hilton. A claim against a government entity is a precursor to a lawsuit.
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ACT?? she is dumb like a door - she cant help it i guess.. she just keep on being a whorebitch with the future president of Craps Inc.
I love the fact that she is sent back to the slammer - hope she gets a SM cellmate haha.. I just cant understand why big daddy havent given her a good "spanking" and told thats enough now!. If that was my daughter i would be so much embaresd. What a rolemodel for other wannabee bitches... ummm Im Hot
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Paris Hilton Out of Jail Medical Ward
AP - Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:15:49 -0400 (EDT) Paris Hilton has been transferred out of a medical ward at a Los Angeles County jail and returned to the all-women's facility where she began her sentence for a probation violation more than a week ago, a sheriff's official said Thursday. A judge on ADVERTISEMENT Friday sent Hilton, 26, to the correctional treatment center for medical and psychiatric examination to determine in which facility she should be held for the remainder of her sentence. Around 11 p.m. Wednesday, she was returned to the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Lt. Daryl Meeks told The Associated Press. Meeks would not elaborate on where in that facility the heiress was housed. When she began her 45-day sentence there on June 3, she was confined to a cell in a special unit away from other inmates. Hilton's case caused a firestorm when she was released from Lynwood last week by sheriff's officials to serve the remainder of her sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case in home confinement. Sheriff Lee Baca said Hilton was released because of an undisclosed medical condition. Critics said the celebrity was getting special treatment, and an outraged judge sent her back to jail Friday.
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ooops... she did it again... poor paris...
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