How come the SILVER SURFER has no penis??????????? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 10:27 AM

hmmmmmmmmmm

Funbrunette · 06-15-2007, 10:28 AM

I shit you not I was thinking the same thing to myself the other day...lol

budz · 06-15-2007, 10:29 AM

juicy need ta quit lookin fo mo p. nis

=-o

lbc213 · 06-15-2007, 10:29 AM

wow I must be as gay as you Juicy cause i was thinking the same thing the other day LOL

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 10:31 AM

btw he has no testicles also

lbc213 · 06-15-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

btw he has no testicles also

I have them in a pickle jar, I take them out every now and then to have a sniff.

Funbrunette · 06-15-2007, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

btw he has no testicles also

Well can you have testicules and no penis?

Always thought they came as a package deal...No pun intended

Unless you have a REALLY small dick and I mean small

Mighty Chin · 06-15-2007, 11:08 AM

Do you want the geeky answer?

D · 06-15-2007, 11:11 AM

What do you think that surfboard of his is?

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 06-15-2007, 11:21 AM

he's too busy finding planets for Galactus to eat to bother with a penis.

munki · 06-15-2007, 11:22 AM

Maybe he tucks?

nosey · 06-15-2007, 11:32 AM

dougeetx · 06-15-2007, 11:33 AM

He has an "inny" penis. It sits inside until he needs it and then it comes on like a champion!

Rattlehead · 06-15-2007, 11:35 AM

He lost it in a bizarre chroming accident

TimBlaze · 06-15-2007, 11:38 AM

because he is not a real man

Big Red Machine · 06-15-2007, 12:03 PM

He's a Grower ,not a Shower

Swish · 06-15-2007, 12:07 PM

He's a eunuch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

StickyGreen · 06-15-2007, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

Rebel D · 06-15-2007, 12:31 PM

You know he is

1) Not Real
2) Not Human

sexxxydesign.com · 06-15-2007, 01:09 PM

he has silver briefs

High Plains Drifter · 06-15-2007, 01:30 PM

Weird, I was just wondering why she had no tits.

HouseHead · 06-15-2007, 01:30 PM

Fegs... All Fegss

DirtyDreamer · 06-15-2007, 02:17 PM

His body was changed when he made a deal with Galactus to become his herald in exchange for leaving his planet, Zenn-La, alone. The silvery skin protects him against the cosmic rays and other radiation found in space. He also does not have to piss and shit like humans do.

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDreamer

His body was changed when he made a deal with Galactus to become his herald in exchange for leaving his planet, Zenn-La, alone. The silvery skin protects him against the cosmic rays and other radiation found in space. He also does not have to piss and shit like humans do.

but wouldnt there be a bulge still or something?

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 02:20 PM

Did Galactus in the deal take his balls and cock?

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 02:21 PM

Wait!!!!!!!!!! is that a penis i see?

Juicy D. Links · 06-15-2007, 03:20 PM

tony286 · 06-15-2007, 03:23 PM

A hard on would make him less aerodynamic. lol

SexualDragon · 06-15-2007, 04:05 PM

Is the silver surfer Human?

ICEDOG · 06-15-2007, 06:09 PM

He is the bad because hi don't have penis

Miguel T · 06-15-2007, 07:32 PM

Interesting question there Juicy. Will ask him next time I see him.

Silly Guy · 06-15-2007, 07:33 PM

cooluks · 06-16-2007, 01:59 AM

He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing...

It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force...

See this links:

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm

Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...

aico · 06-16-2007, 02:40 AM

Girls surf too.

born2blog · 06-16-2007, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

A hard on would make him less aerodynamic. lol

probably the best response yet

06-16-2007, 03:20 AM

Who needs a penis when you can destroy worlds? Isn't reproduction counter productive for him? Hahah!

Klen · 06-16-2007, 03:43 AM

That's way he is so pissed off beacuse he doesnt have penis hehe

Juicy D. Links · 06-17-2007, 01:33 PM

i saw the movie , he doesnt have one nor did i see him take a piss the whole movie

Swish · 06-17-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i saw the movie , he doesnt have one nor did i see him take a piss the whole movie

He just pissed in the suit to stay warm

Violetta · 06-17-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey

rotowa85 · 06-17-2007, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cooluks

He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing...

It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force...

See this links:

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm

Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...

first of all the silver surfer isnt human he is from Zenn-La, also when i read what u wrote is sounds as if you think that the silver surfer consumes the planets, which isnt true as Galactus' herald it is simply his job to find them.

And concidering the silver surfer is not human simply humanoid, what is their so say that he ever actually had a penis.

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cooluks Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 125	He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing... It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force... See this links: www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...

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