I've found a new set of bros to sponsor. - GoFuckYourself.com

LEGENDARYLiARS · 06-18-2007, 05:07 PM

Oh yes....They don't call me Legendary for nothing. Hey, bros and haters. As you know in the pursuit of the almighty dollar. You know the same dollar I would pimp my mother out for, I've been approached by a very distinguished organization to help sponsor their various causes.

As you know, I support ASACP. It doesn't matter that my company advertises on CP torrent sites. It's not my business to know what these people are selling. It's my business to fatten up my wallet, so fuck you haters.

Palo Alto, California- In a groundbreaking move, Adult innovator Legendary Liars has entered into a partnership with NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association).

Marketing director Legendary Liars said. "NAMBLA are stand up guys and top notch bros. I mean I have no trouble taking traffic from CP torrent sites so I figured these guys would be a great additions to the bros at those sites."

NAMBLA president Dick Van Ram Cock (Not his real name)"Legendary Liars is a legend and an absolute saint. Our friends at the CP torrent sites speak so highly of him. He also bought all our drinks at the bar last night. He's great!"

A reporter asked if representing ASACP and NAMBLA was a conflict of interest.

"Of course not," Legendary Liars assured the reporters. "There's nothing wrong with playing both sides of the fence. It's making me money. Let's face it, NAMBLA members are the ones surfing these so called bad CP torrent sites. Maybe they'll click on our banner and give our dating service a try. I'll take traffic from anyone. Anyone know any good snuff film makers looking for banners for their websites? I'll take their traffic."

xclusive · 06-18-2007, 05:10 PM

lol great fake nick

Xenophage · 06-18-2007, 05:12 PM

Hahhahahahhhaha Awesome

You dont buy enough drinks at shows Liar so you can never be a BRO

Sean · 06-18-2007, 05:14 PM

that is funny

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2007, 05:15 PM

omg i read the whole post and thought it was really lars till i scrolled down

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2007, 05:16 PM

FYI

We been using the term "Bro" here in NY for years. We have it copyrighted and trademark. Anybody who says it or uses it owes me 2 bucks for each occurence.

LiveDose · 06-18-2007, 05:16 PM

Doh, funnay...

sextoyking · 06-18-2007, 05:17 PM

Juicy,

like the jdlmg link, jdl media group... Your name or Jewish Defence League

xclusive · 06-18-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

FYI

We been using the term "Bro" here in NY for years. We have it copyrighted and trademark. Anybody who says it or uses it owes me 2 bucks for each occurence.

Sadly acacia bought the rights to that and you have to pay them $3 for every time you use it. Those fuckers.

Xenophage · 06-18-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

FYI

We been using the term "Bro" here in NY for years. We have it copyrighted and trademark. Anybody who says it or uses it owes me 2 bucks for each occurence.

I will hook you up with your royalty checks Double Bro

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2007, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

Juicy,

like the jdlmg link, jdl media group... Your name or Jewish Defence League

i just realized that , its corporated under juicy d links

but i think if non bros ask ill tell em jewish defense league

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2007, 05:22 PM

Anyone not paying royalties will be

Bro RAPED like this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

philguy · 06-18-2007, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sextoyking

Juicy,

like the jdlmg link, jdl media group... Your name or Jewish Defence League

I don't understand this about this business. How does someone in porn call them self "Jewish" and deal in pornography? Someone is Jewish because their mom is Jewish or they convert but both criteria are based on Torah. Jews aren't a race contrary to popular belief. It isn't based on culture. Jewish culture is based on the Torah as well. It can't be because everyone else calls you a Jew because if that was the case, if everyone called you a slug, you'd identify with being a slug.

Do all the Jews in this business think the one part of the Torah that makes them a Jew is true but the rest of the mitzvoh are rubbish? Those parts about keeping kashrut, observing Shabbat, the Moshiach, and so on, aren't true but that one part that I can use to call myself a "Jew" is actually true?

The only comparison can be baptist anal explorers or something. People selling video of first time anal creampies and then lauding each other for being baptists doing it.

It's an absolute hypocrisy.

06-18-2007, 05:07 PM	#1
LEGENDARYLiARS So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stand up Guyville Posts: 8	I've found a new set of bros to sponsor. Oh yes....They don't call me Legendary for nothing. Hey, bros and haters. As you know in the pursuit of the almighty dollar. You know the same dollar I would pimp my mother out for, I've been approached by a very distinguished organization to help sponsor their various causes. As you know, I support ASACP. It doesn't matter that my company advertises on CP torrent sites. It's not my business to know what these people are selling. It's my business to fatten up my wallet, so fuck you haters. Palo Alto, California- In a groundbreaking move, Adult innovator Legendary Liars has entered into a partnership with NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association). Marketing director Legendary Liars said. "NAMBLA are stand up guys and top notch bros. I mean I have no trouble taking traffic from CP torrent sites so I figured these guys would be a great additions to the bros at those sites." NAMBLA president Dick Van Ram Cock (Not his real name)"Legendary Liars is a legend and an absolute saint. Our friends at the CP torrent sites speak so highly of him. He also bought all our drinks at the bar last night. He's great!" A reporter asked if representing ASACP and NAMBLA was a conflict of interest. "Of course not," Legendary Liars assured the reporters. "There's nothing wrong with playing both sides of the fence. It's making me money. Let's face it, NAMBLA members are the ones surfing these so called bad CP torrent sites. Maybe they'll click on our banner and give our dating service a try. I'll take traffic from anyone. Anyone know any good snuff film makers looking for banners for their websites? I'll take their traffic."

06-18-2007, 05:10 PM	#2
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	lol great fake nick __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

06-18-2007, 05:14 PM	#4
Sean revolutionforce.com Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i moved from an ICQ box to a Skype box. left the skype box for a telegram box Posts: 2,909	that is funny __________________ -sean skype: sean.a.christian sean @ revolutionforce.com

06-18-2007, 05:16 PM	#7
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Doh, funnay... __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

06-18-2007, 05:17 PM	#8
sextoyking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Portland, OR. Posts: 6,034	Juicy, like the jdlmg link, jdl media group... Your name or Jewish Defence League __________________ ICQ: 52344098 -------------------------------------- 50% Commissions on all Product Sales. http://www.wishing.com/money

06-18-2007, 05:12 PM	#3
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Hahhahahahhhaha Awesome You dont buy enough drinks at shows Liar so you can never be a BRO

06-18-2007, 05:15 PM	#5
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	omg i read the whole post and thought it was really lars till i scrolled down

06-18-2007, 05:22 PM	#12
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Anyone not paying royalties will be Bro RAPED like this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8