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Old 06-20-2007, 08:57 AM   #1
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Why can't you shake it more than 2 times?

Seriously. Sometimes you just need to shake it 8 times to make sure there's no dribble in the drawers.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:59 AM   #2
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exactly... those 2 timers have yellow undies
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:59 AM   #3
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Shake it more than twice you playing with it!
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:14 AM   #4
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Shake it more than twice you playing with it!
what he said
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:16 AM   #5
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No matter how you shake and dance,
The last two drops end in your pants.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:18 AM   #6
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Drip dry is the only way to roll. Who has time to be shaking it, or whatever.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:21 AM   #7
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NinjaSteve doesn't stand a chance,
'cuz even with a mighty long dance,
He tried to shake it
But for Pete's sake, it
would drip and show on his pants.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:28 AM   #8
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Shake it more than twice you playing with it!
Don't you know that masturbation causes blindness ?
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:32 PM   #9
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exactly... those 2 timers have yellow undies
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:34 PM   #10
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I always use a piece of toilet paper
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:43 PM   #11
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I shake it like a redheaded stepchild.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:45 PM   #12
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stop listening to your mother now.

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Old 06-20-2007, 12:46 PM   #13
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I usually shake it more than twice.....
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:54 PM   #14
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It's mine , so I'll play with it as long as I want to.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:15 PM   #15
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is there a rule book with these rules
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