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Fucking Punk Ass Kids Are Stealing My Checks From My Mail
I never had anyone steal my mail before. At least to my knowledge. I just found out tonight that 2 punk ass kids are going around stealing my fucking mail. They were bragging to a kid that lives next door which happens to be my nephew's girlfriends brother.
He's getting their full names and addresses so I can prosecute. I thought it was awfully weird I didn't get mail the past two days. Nothing not even junk mail and I always get something. And apparently one of the pieces of mail they took was one of my fucking checks. Exactly what check from whom; I have no idea. I plan on prosecuting. Stealing mail is a federal offense punishable up to 5 years imprisonment and a $250,000.00 fine for each piece of mail stolen. I had a problem here before with mail. I got a birthday card in the mail and I found it outside my box wide open. This time they were ratted out and I will be taking their parents to court for it. Kids have no fucking guidance. These kids are around the ages of 11 and 14. I don't give a flying fuck how old they are they shouldn't be fucking with my mail or anyone's for that matter. When the kid who snitched asked how are you going to cash the check? The one kid replied we have ways. They are fucking with MY money that pays MY bills and puts food on my family's table. Tomorrow I have to get in touch with the post office and I will be getting both of their names and addresses so I can prosecute. Who knows what else they have taken over the 2 years I've lived here. I am LIVID! ![]() ![]() |
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Damn punks..it's too easy for them nowadays
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You're going to prosecute kids? Put a lock on your mailbox and get over it.
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That sucks. I hope you can bring the trouble they deserve.
I don't trust unlockable mail boxes. Get a P.O. box.
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Your mail box doesnt have a lock on it? Get one.
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I got news for you. You cant prosecute them no matter how much you may want to.
Its a federal criminal offense. Only the postmaster for your area can prosecute them.
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I have one. I just have a few places send me checks here because it's easier for me. But I have changed all my info to my P.O. Box. They also stole check stubs with my nephews girls social security # on it as well as her high school ID. I'm getting a new paper shredder too. Mine broke and I just never got a new one. Going out tomorrow to replace it. I asked my landlord awhile ago; actually when I moved in here to put locks on it because I didn't trust it because I don't rust anyone that's just me. And I am still waiting. I called her up tonight and told her I want locks on it ASAP. Plus they were coming back tonight to steal a little kids bike from the backyard. A little 4 year olds bike. Fucking scumbags.
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I had over 3k$ in checks stolen from a UPS store mailbox.
In 2004. I'm still waiting for the woman who stole them to get out of jail and start working so she can pay reparations. Actually, she's probably out of jail now. Fuck, I should call about that. |
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While I can understand your frustration, I highly doubt you are the one that will decide whether or not they are prosecuted under Federal law.
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Fuck those mailbox stores. My brother had his identity stolen by an employee of one of those places in Phoenix.
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Put some traps in mixed in junk mail..nothing like a little zap to wake them up
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I was thinking of mouse traps. I'm going to wait for them and get them on camera. They even have cameras you can put in your mailbox. I am seriously considering it. I want to catch them douche bags in the act.
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You really should pursue it. Even though they will probably just get a slap on the wrist due to their age it will probably frighten them enough to never do it again. Getting away with it will just embolden them to do other things....
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CCTV...one picture is worth 1000 words. Get video of them doing it and it's case closed.
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Unfortunately because of their ages they will get a slap on the wrist unless they have priors. Even then probably nothing will happen. I learned this well when some little cocksucker keyed my car. Pressing charges was a total waste of time. If he had been 4 years older I would have taken a bat to his head.
I would pay some other punk kids to teach them a lesson.
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catching them on camera would be the best thing IF your postmaster isnt a slob who doesnt care and will actually do something. Dont expect a government employee to actually care about you or your mail though.
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There is a GFY user that goes by "Jesus H Christ" also known as Scrapper, aka Mark Osterholt. He once stole mail addressed to me and forged my name on checks and cashed them. The postmaster did not care and neither did the district attorney.
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That really bad,how can some do that.
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Easy. Some have no conscience. They don't think hey maybe we shouldn't steal it because it's needed for this person to live to pay bills, put food on the table etc. If I don't get justice. Hopefully Karma will kick them in their nuts so hard it will make them hit puberty. I have started taking action by having my important mail ie checks, bank statements etc delivered to my P.O. Box.
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Not smart... stealing mail is Fed time.
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Wouldn't hoping for bad things to happen to people result in bad things happening to yourself?
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I got busted for that when I was 18
We would go around and steal mail from mailboxes and pull out the credit cards....activate them and and go on shopping sprees went to far and got caught....since it was my first offense they knocked it down to a misdemeanor, but I was looking at 22 counts of theft of mail matter and 16 counts of fraudulent use of a credit card damn, i was an idiot back then, that is for sure you need to call the police and tell them what you know and also have that little girl tell them too, that is how I got caught...someone found out and called the police |
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that sux, sorry to hear that.
I ll prosecute to the fullest and make an example out of them for the rest of the kids on your street. Good luck |
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this is why for all the big stuff we are going to wires.
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Mouse Traps, big ones... I'd so would love to be there and hear the little bastards scream when they get some fingers broken LOLOL
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heck.. what year do you people live in? wire wire and wire again... rest of the world has hasn't seen a check after the 80's...
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Difference between a man and a woman perhaps. Every man knows as a boy/teen, etc they did a heap of stupid shit, stuff they even feel guilty over now perhaps, and would likely apologise for. It's a part of growing up, everyone does some jackass stuff. You're a serious whore if you prosecute some kids, I am sure the police will tell you the same thing (though most likely they'll be nicer about it). I am sure you can work out which money is missing and contact the sponsors.
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inform your postie of the rat traps installed in your mail box sprung to the flag. when they reach in
#@%^CRACK!@#?> and the pests will be detered. Unfortunate thing is that they get smarter like rats in a maze, so alternate strategies may be required. I say, go to war with the fuckers. ![]() |
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That's fucked up.
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hell, put one of those personal alarms in there. When they reach in they'll trip it and break their legs trying to run.
Or a camera, or a flash bulb, or any motion sensor device. If it were me, I'd probably sit there in the dark just waiting and kick their little punk asses then detain them for the police.
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p.o boxes do wonders
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This is why i use epassporte instead checks hehe
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Fuck you. These aren't kids, they're old enough to know exactly what they are doing and that it is very wrong and if they get caught they will be in trouble. They need to be taught a lesson.
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we live in a technical world forget mouse traps... tape a note inside that says "smile for the camera asshole!" I bet they about piss their pants!
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It?s illegal for anyone to mess with your mail, your mailbox, open it, and screw with it in any form. Call the police or sheriff, get them out and make a report, if you have a witness they will follow up. You can easily get people into trouble if you have proof.
My parents had people just messing with the box, they came out and took prints, to give you an idea. In the wrong state, you can get shot for screwing with people?s mail. And SCREW YOU PEOPLE that think she needs to lock her mailbox. The mailbox and mail is protected like it?s a person. Yup, Good'ol America!
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You know them do you? I am sorry I assumed they were kids because she called them kids, go figure. I can tell you one thing, if you came to my house and told my kid was doing this and the trouble it caused you I'd sure as hell make sure they made it up to you 5 times over. If you tried to prosecute my KID with something that carries 5 years imprisonment and some ridiculous fine (which as kids they realistically wouldn't get of course) for being a jackass KID I'd destroy your life. Not trying to be some internet gangster, but seriously you're a joke if you try to prosecute kids for doing something like this.
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Kids need discipline. These kids CLEARLY are lacking good judgement that should be instilled in them by that age. I would ABSOLUTELY call the police after I took their pictures and tackled their asses to the dirt. If their mom or dad had a problem with it, thats ok. Sometimes you have to do the right thing and thats that.
<edit> Theres not much worse than a parent that defends their kid when the kid was dead wrong.</edit>
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