I destroyed my friend's ex girlfriend's ego - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 09:56 PM

so i'm in the bar with my friend - and his ex ends up being there. she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot. anyway she starts going on to me about hot hot she is compared to my friend's new girlfriend (he's been with the new one for 2 years and she is about have his baby) - so she asks me - straight up - if I think she's hotter then his new GF. SO I say - and she's being an egotistical bitch all night that we can't get away from and is staking us in the bar just for a lead up

"do you want an HONEST answer and you know what I do for a liing so this isn't going to be a bullshit response but a real response to your question from a professional standpoint of someone who knows hot girls?"

and she bites and get excited and says "YES"

so i look at her - tell her to turn around - and ask AGAIN if she wants the REAL honest answer - she says "YES"

so I lay it out.

I say - "Gota say - you are one good lookign woman. You know I know his ex VERY well and tonight you're without a dount the hottest girl in the bar (my friends' ex wasn't there that night) but I gota tell you that even though you're a beautiful woman, a 9/10 - his girlfriend is def hotter"

and I wasn't lying either and she KNEW it looking in my eyes and was destroyed.totally destroyed - shes one of those girls that LIVES for her looks

and the best part is his new GF IS hotter and ISN'T one of those girls that lives for her looks.

i don't normally like hurting someone's ego like that but stop trying to break up my friends

Spunky · 06-22-2007, 09:59 PM

So did you get her number?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 06-22-2007, 10:00 PM

hi sleazyyyyyyyyyyyy

jonesy · 06-22-2007, 10:00 PM

was this before or after you trie hooking up with her?

Alky · 06-22-2007, 10:01 PM

if you can't handle the truth, then don't ask questions....

Digipimp · 06-22-2007, 10:01 PM

fuck your stories make me want to shoot myself in the face, but its my fault for reading them

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 10:01 PM

Question:

Is the blender working?????????/ Ice cubes in good shape???

SPACE GLIDER · 06-22-2007, 10:04 PM

did she comment on how you look?

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 10:12 PM

Yo i just realized this , secuirty at airport doesnt let you bring anything initially more than 3oz of liquids!!!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkkk

I get from duty free , worst case we go to liquor place in canadia or i give reacharound

dynastoned · 06-22-2007, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 10:14 PM

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

lazycash · 06-22-2007, 10:14 PM

Boy you really showed her

DBS.US · 06-22-2007, 10:16 PM

WTF???? Thats the best you could do?

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

actually we ran into her again the next week at a different bar - she runs up to my friends and says - all cocky like and loud "so why you hanging with these loooosers" and my friend says - "loosers?" there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined. So if they're loosers who SHOULD I be hanging with in here? the cool guys who make $7/hour?

her mouth drops - she KNOWs he's right too - she just stops dead and then walks away.

soo sweet

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

WTF???? Thats the best you could do?

dude i can tear someone to shreads. any fucking MORON with 12 brain cells can do that. I'm a master at it - so i try my best NOT to do it.

the funniest thing ever is watching a MORON who THINKS they are good at shreading people - baiting them and then making a fool of them in public. withou going tooo far. that takes talent.

just couldn't help myself this time as she put me on the spot.

Juicy D. Links · 06-22-2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

this means i have to bring my ulta HUGE suitcase then

will76 · 06-22-2007, 10:28 PM

yawn, so you going to answer any of these questions ? http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/745047-bros-interview-1-sleazydream.html

06-22-2007, 10:28 PM

Sounds like she deserved it. I have never figured out why ex's want to be such asses sometimes. I have an ex that always sends me messages about how his new women are so hot and they all turn heads. People like her and him need to get a life. Their looks will fade, and they will both be fucked since they don't have much else to fall back on.

06-22-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

yawn, so you going to answer any of these questions ? http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/745047-bros-interview-1-sleazydream.html

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

nico-t · 06-22-2007, 10:53 PM

if you were an interesting person with at least a LITTLE depth, I would have read that first post. But you're not. You're an ignorant slob. So I didn't care to read your shit.

sirkakashi08 · 06-22-2007, 11:04 PM

actually that's good for her!

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

actually i just answered them - mostly cause i answered them all truthfully and the answers show just how stupid will76 is

will76 · 06-22-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

actually i just answered them - mostly cause i answered them all truthfully and the answers show just how stupid will76 is

thanks for answering.

SleazyDream · 06-22-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

thanks for answering.

go take a big rotten cucumber and break it off deep in your asshole

Swish · 06-22-2007, 11:14 PM

I give you permission to use my trademarked term next time, here it is...

"You're pretty hot, but you're a SWAMP DONKEY compared to the new girl."

zeruel · 06-22-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Swish

I give you permission to use my trademarked term next time, here it is...

"You're pretty hot, but you're a SWAMP DONKEY compared to the new girl."

hehehe...

Spunky · 06-22-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

go take a big rotten cucumber and break it off deep in your asshole

Wouldn't a rotten cucumber be mush and hard to break off?

noam · 06-22-2007, 11:30 PM

sleazy this shit is too deep for GFY. why don't you post pics of naked chicks or something?

Blingbaby · 06-22-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

Exactly! I see a thread that contain EGO and SLEAZY I know exactly where this is going.. even if the OP doesn't.. the power of the ego.. sheesh..

Blingbaby · 06-22-2007, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

juicy - you can brink liquid in checked luggage - not on carry on

and for the others - I wouldn't fuck a friends woman unless he was there watching or swapping with my girl

Swapping with your girl? Dude, not everyone likes rubber dolls..

Blingbaby · 06-22-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

actually we ran into her again the next week at a different bar - she runs up to my friends and says - all cocky like and loud "so why you hanging with these loooosers" and my friend says - "loosers?" there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined. So if they're loosers who SHOULD I be hanging with in here? the cool guys who make $7/hour?

her mouth drops - she KNOWs he's right too - she just stops dead and then walks away.

soo sweet

ok so what I get out of this post is you spelled LOOSER instead of LOSER way too often and that she walks away.. you showed her didn't you? LOOSER

Blingbaby · 06-22-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JaneB

Do you really expect him to answer those questions? They are not very nice, so if I were him I would not answer them. It shows more class to ignore that post then to respond to it.

Get your head out of his ass they are funny questions..

Blingbaby · 06-22-2007, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

if you were an interesting person with at least a LITTLE depth, I would have read that first post. But you're not. You're an ignorant slob. So I didn't care to read your shit.

I take rare excpetion with this fat egomaniac slob, it's precisely WHY I read SOME of his posts..

NoWhErE · 06-23-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Blingbaby

ok so what I get out of this post is you spelled LOOSER instead of LOSER way too often and that she walks away.. you showed her didn't you? LOOSER

I think you completely missed the point.

She was trying to be a bitch and they completely owned her. The fact that she just walked away means she didn't have any kind of rebutle whatsoever.

BucksMania · 06-23-2007, 03:00 AM

the next time just punch her in the face, and kick her all around while she is on the ground

oh, but wait, what you did probably hurt her more

NTM · 06-23-2007, 03:02 AM

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anyway she starts going on to me

this is where i stopped reading.

2/10 on the troll scale

NTM · 06-23-2007, 03:06 AM

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she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot.

you're wrong again.

8.5/10 by GFY standards is about 4/10 in real life

the basement boys here need to higher their standards

Ace_luffy · 06-23-2007, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by SPACE GLIDER

did she comment on how you look?

NTM · 06-23-2007, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

there is 4 of us - and points to one friend with us and says "he's a doctor (he was too) - another and says "he's a lawyer (he was too) and then me and say and scott makes more than both of them combined

making tons of $ doesn't make you a winner.

i mean, look at you.

my left toe has a more interesting personality

jewpunk · 06-23-2007, 03:19 AM

scott stop....... a girl must love you for who you are... that is all period... and you are awesome ... if they do not figure that out that is their mistake ... take it at that have fun with the rest...

V_RocKs · 06-23-2007, 05:40 AM

I'll break down and fly in for a mercy fuck but you are going to have to fly me out on your dime for puting us in this situation in the first place.

Dirty Dane · 06-23-2007, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NTM

this is where i stopped reading.

2/10 on the troll scale

markz08 · 06-23-2007, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Question:

Is the blender working?????????/ Ice cubes in good shape???

bobby666 · 06-23-2007, 06:12 AM

hehe well done !!

swampthing · 06-23-2007, 06:14 AM

her ego couldn't have been much to begin with if she went out with you

Vick! · 06-23-2007, 06:52 AM

you did well

- sometime hurting bitches is better.

LadyMischief · 06-23-2007, 06:53 AM

Sounds like she walked into that one. When people ask for an honest opinion, far be it from anyone to lie ;)

evad3 · 06-23-2007, 06:55 AM

thats one frank answer.

tranza · 06-23-2007, 07:46 AM

This thread needs pics....

Jman · 06-23-2007, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Yo i just realized this , secuirty at airport doesnt let you bring anything initially more than 3oz of liquids!!!!!!! Fuckkkkkkkkk

I get from duty free , worst case we go to liquor place in canadia or i give reacharound

Dude don't worry about liquor, Sleazy makes killer mooshine

06-22-2007, 09:56 PM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	I destroyed my friend's ex girlfriend's ego so i'm in the bar with my friend - and his ex ends up being there. she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot. anyway she starts going on to me about hot hot she is compared to my friend's new girlfriend (he's been with the new one for 2 years and she is about have his baby) - so she asks me - straight up - if I think she's hotter then his new GF. SO I say - and she's being an egotistical bitch all night that we can't get away from and is staking us in the bar just for a lead up "do you want an HONEST answer and you know what I do for a liing so this isn't going to be a bullshit response but a real response to your question from a professional standpoint of someone who knows hot girls?" and she bites and get excited and says "YES" so i look at her - tell her to turn around - and ask AGAIN if she wants the REAL honest answer - she says "YES" so I lay it out. I say - "Gota say - you are one good lookign woman. You know I know his ex VERY well and tonight you're without a dount the hottest girl in the bar (my friends' ex wasn't there that night) but I gota tell you that even though you're a beautiful woman, a 9/10 - his girlfriend is def hotter" and I wasn't lying either and she KNEW it looking in my eyes and was destroyed.totally destroyed - shes one of those girls that LIVES for her looks and the best part is his new GF IS hotter and ISN'T one of those girls that lives for her looks. i don't normally like hurting someone's ego like that but stop trying to break up my friends __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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JaneB Guest Posts: n/a	Sounds like she deserved it. I have never figured out why ex's want to be such asses sometimes. I have an ex that always sends me messages about how his new women are so hot and they all turn heads. People like her and him need to get a life. Their looks will fade, and they will both be fucked since they don't have much else to fall back on.

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