Would You EAT OUT A HOOKER??????????? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2007, 03:44 PM

NAME EDITTED (06:22 PM) :
lets say someone ate a pussy of an escort, can you catch anything?
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
wtffffffffffffff
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
u ate out a hooker???????????/
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
u nuts?????????????/
NAME EDITTED (06:30 PM) :
lol
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
im not insane lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
dude u crazy
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
did u tongue her ass?
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
no
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
why not?
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
duno
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
u might as well of
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
you prob have like gonnorea and the clap and syphllis
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
nice
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
u really did or joking?
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
i was really drunk, i think i did
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
omg
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
when was this?
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
like friday
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
you have any rashes? any sores in your mouth or tongue? any drips from your penis?
NAME EDITTED (06:33 PM) :
no, i have a bump on the end of my toungue but i think its from eating too much chips
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
did you just lick the clit or go all in?
NAME EDITTED (06:33 PM) :
i didnt go all in
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
what you mean by bump?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
its a small bump on the end of my toungue
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
like from too much salt
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
showed up after you ate her?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
no
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
from last night when i ate a full bag of salt n vinegar chips
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
was she hot?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
7/10
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
pics?
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
anything online?
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
she works at the massage parlor downtown montreal
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
i can see her anytime
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
:-( omg
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
youve been there before?
Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
dont they have sex ed classes in canada?
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
LOL
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
i never learned

Mr Pheer · 06-24-2007, 03:45 PM

I think I'd rather eat roadkill.

Jman · 06-24-2007, 03:46 PM

Bro lololol I just had the same conversation.

We need to write a Bro's Code of Ethics book and write some rules.

These bro kids have to straighten up their act ;-))))))))

Mr Pheer · 06-24-2007, 03:46 PM

And who the fuck eat a full bag of salt n vinegar chips lol omg

eroswebmaster · 06-24-2007, 03:47 PM

with a little tabasco yes

cranki · 06-24-2007, 03:47 PM

no thanks.

MikeVega · 06-24-2007, 03:47 PM

we both know one guy that loves eating hooker ass .. lol .. he's never got anything from what i know .. I wouldn't do it but fuck it .. if it gets you off then go for it but be safe and get tested before your with anyone else ..

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2007, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Bro lololol I just had the same conversation.

We need to write a Bro's Code of Ethics book and write some rules.

These bro kids have to straighten up their act ;-))))))))

oui ouiiiiiiiiiiii we gotten straiten him out b4 his cock falls off

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2007, 03:49 PM

"Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
dont they have sex ed classes in canada?"

lolololollllllllllllllllllllllll

Jman · 06-24-2007, 03:49 PM

I'm going to tell him best thing to do is to hot knife is tongue so he can burn all the Bacteria's LOLOL

Jman · 06-24-2007, 03:50 PM

Yo juicy, this is a reminder to NEVER take a sip out of this guys drink LOLOLOL

And wash your hands after each handshakes ;-)

Loki · 06-24-2007, 03:51 PM

The day I have to pay for sex is the day I'll just give up all together.

BUT If I DID have to bang a hooker My mouth ain't goin south lol

-Loki-

baddog · 06-24-2007, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

I think I'd rather eat roadkill.

JP513 · 06-24-2007, 03:53 PM

Whore pussy tastes great!

YUM!

The Walrus · 06-24-2007, 03:54 PM

http://www.gfy.com/1418868-post1.html

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2007, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Yo juicy, this is a reminder to NEVER take a sip out of this guys drink LOLOLOL

And wash your hands after each handshakes ;-)

i will bring lysol with me to disinfect

Juicy D. Links · 06-24-2007, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus

http://www.gfy.com/1418868-post1.html

omg man i never saw that post

MaDalton · 06-24-2007, 04:00 PM

i would bet the regular hooker is much cleaner than the sluts you pick up in most of the clubs

The Walrus · 06-24-2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

omg man i never saw that post

Made me laugh like a mother fucker. I would have bumped it but it was RIP'd

Jman · 06-24-2007, 04:03 PM

At least he didn't have to pay xtra for eating her snatch ;-)

(dirty pussy eater) ‎(6:53 PM):
i havnt brushed my teeth yet, 1sec ill go do that
JMan ‎(7:01 PM):
Did you pay more to eat her out ?
(dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM):
no
JMan ‎(7:01 PM):
Well at least that's a bonus I guess
(dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM):
lol

Mr. Cool Ice · 06-24-2007, 04:17 PM

yea man, i eat a whores pussy and lick her ass. i also like sloppy seconds if another guy dumps a load in her before me, i will fuck her with it still leaking out.

when it comes to the bedroom, all bets are off.

Deej · 06-24-2007, 04:31 PM

well my first thought was Jman... but... either playing it off, orrr......

hrmmmm

d-null · 06-24-2007, 04:31 PM

It is very common for guys to eat out hookers in Quebec, all over actually, but the French girls are especially hot. 69 is very common.

Robatolla · 06-24-2007, 04:32 PM

I know someone who got the herp in his mouth from eating a funky hooker cunt!

Yngwie · 06-24-2007, 04:38 PM

I wouldn't even fuck a hooker so no, I sure as fuck would eat her out.

Andiz · 06-24-2007, 04:39 PM

# Lick a hooker's ass:

Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10

What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

06-24-2007, 04:40 PM

Madawg???

Deej · 06-24-2007, 04:40 PM

isssss itttt Sleazy?

Deej · 06-24-2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

Madawg???

oh shiiiit good call...

baddog · 06-24-2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

Madawg???

my guess too

Project-Shadow · 06-24-2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

Madawg???

I would say lurk the fuck more, but... that's my guess too.

SureFire · 06-24-2007, 05:11 PM

Most guys do and say noooo I didn't

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-24-2007, 05:13 PM

ADG

JamesK2 · 06-24-2007, 05:21 PM

I did it twice

shekinah · 06-24-2007, 05:39 PM

I won't do that eww

UniversalPass Pete · 06-24-2007, 05:41 PM

Fuck no!

More or less like eating a used Urinal Cake!

Spunky · 06-24-2007, 05:41 PM

Only after a shower

mattz · 06-24-2007, 05:42 PM

would you eat steak off of horse shit

Aussie-Mark · 06-24-2007, 05:48 PM

I haven't been with any hooker's, and I don't plan on changing that

tehHinjew · 06-25-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Yo juicy, this is a reminder to NEVER take a sip out of this guys drink LOLOLOL

And wash your hands after each handshakes ;-)

i avoid touching him now LOL

Juicy D. Links · 06-25-2007, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tehHinjew

i avoid touching him now LOL

he isnt online i icqed him if he got the hooker pregnant

crazydude · 06-25-2007, 03:36 PM

mmm...pussy and salt and vinegar chips

shahab6 · 06-25-2007, 03:49 PM

eww, I would never do that. U can catch something

Phoenix · 06-25-2007, 03:54 PM

salty dip

VicD · 06-25-2007, 03:55 PM

I did it when i was a lot younger and still alive, i was lucky

J. Falcon · 06-25-2007, 04:16 PM

No I really would not.

myboringlife · 06-25-2007, 04:39 PM

omg, i have a little bit of throw up in my mouth

nation-x · 06-25-2007, 04:45 PM

hooker isn't the same as an escort... I HAVE eaten out an escort... but I didn't pay for her either... she was a good friend and I had alot of good times with her.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-25-2007, 04:51 PM

ADG

polish_aristocrat · 06-25-2007, 11:49 PM

madawgz why not get a real gf or fuckfriend instead of wassting money on hookers?

come on, you're 19

06-24-2007, 03:46 PM	#3
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,696	Bro lololol I just had the same conversation. We need to write a Bro's Code of Ethics book and write some rules. These bro kids have to straighten up their act ;-)))))))) __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	we both know one guy that loves eating hooker ass .. lol .. he's never got anything from what i know .. I wouldn't do it but fuck it .. if it gets you off then go for it but be safe and get tested before your with anyone else .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,696	I'm going to tell him best thing to do is to hot knife is tongue so he can burn all the Bacteria's LOLOL __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

06-24-2007, 03:45 PM	#2
Mr Pheer I got bored here. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 20,839	I think I'd rather eat roadkill.

06-24-2007, 03:47 PM	#6
cranki Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Café del Mar Posts: 5,162	no thanks.

06-24-2007, 03:50 PM	#11
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,696	Yo juicy, this is a reminder to NEVER take a sip out of this guys drink LOLOLOL And wash your hands after each handshakes ;-) __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

06-24-2007, 03:51 PM	#12
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06-24-2007, 04:03 PM	#20
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,696	At least he didn't have to pay xtra for eating her snatch ;-) (dirty pussy eater) ‎(6:53 PM): i havnt brushed my teeth yet, 1sec ill go do that JMan ‎(7:01 PM): Did you pay more to eat her out ? (dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM): no JMan ‎(7:01 PM): Well at least that's a bonus I guess (dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM): lol __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

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Mr. Cool Ice Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,289	yea man, i eat a whores pussy and lick her ass. i also like sloppy seconds if another guy dumps a load in her before me, i will fuck her with it still leaking out. when it comes to the bedroom, all bets are off. __________________ One Love NUR COOL UND GEIL

06-24-2007, 04:31 PM	#22
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06-24-2007, 04:31 PM	#23
d-null . . . Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 13,724	It is very common for guys to eat out hookers in Quebec, all over actually, but the French girls are especially hot. 69 is very common.

06-24-2007, 04:32 PM	#24
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06-24-2007, 04:39 PM	#26
Andiz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,594	# Lick a hooker's ass: Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10 What you need: a hooker, $0.75. How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

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06-25-2007, 04:39 PM	#47
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06-25-2007, 04:45 PM	#48
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	hooker isn't the same as an escort... I HAVE eaten out an escort... but I didn't pay for her either... she was a good friend and I had alot of good times with her.