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06-25-2007, 10:18 AM
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I Want to Live My Next Life Backwards... How about YOU???
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.  _
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06-25-2007, 10:20 AM
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haha, that's priceless...nice one Jim!
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06-25-2007, 10:21 AM
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I'd imagine that after a lifetime of experience, 9 months in the womb would get kinda boring.
Piers Anthony, Incarnations of Immortality Series... "Wielding an Hourglass"... deals with the whole idea of someone living their life backwards from a certain moment....
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06-25-2007, 10:42 AM
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Lol....good one!!!!
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06-25-2007, 10:51 AM
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Lol, that's pretty nice actually!!
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06-25-2007, 10:54 AM
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I make pixels work
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dont forget the nine months of tits in your mouth and not caring about shitting on yourself
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06-25-2007, 10:55 AM
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Ewww. 
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06-25-2007, 11:19 AM
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06-25-2007, 12:19 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Martin Amis: Times arrow...
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06-25-2007, 12:32 PM
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