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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Fuck. I just got THE CALL. I knocked up a black chick.
My family is going to fucking murder me.
This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma. If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked. |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto
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umm..... goodluck i guess.. or congrats..... I'm not really sure what to say.
But im sure your parents will come to accept it after a while.
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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just what the world needs... one more kid parented by selfish, immature, low class morons
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I'm here for SPORT
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condoms? pulling out?
things morons never use or do............
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#5 |
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Get another bitch to beat her ass and kick her in the stomache simple as that
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A freakin' legend!
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Sounds like a bummer.
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#7 |
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#8 |
:glugglug
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Congrats
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#9 |
Show Yer Tits!
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Who's your daddy?!
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Troll Patrol
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Probably best to go on Maury and get the dna test and let your family find out that way.
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#11 |
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Not sure what to tell ya,...figure out what your options are, with her and/or without her. If it's yours - you're fucked. Not just cause your family is gonna hang your ass + balls out to dry, but she's going to rape every paycheck you'll get for the next decades to come.
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aka Jimmy James
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dude you recognize shes a hoot rat and still banged that shit raw come on man!
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#13 |
boots are my religion
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Heart of europe
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congrats on that
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Thats what you get for fucking nasty hood rats.
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Back in Black
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Did you find her on Craigslist?
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this is why you should never fuck them, only fist
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The Dirty Frenchman
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gotta wrap it before you slap it
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A freakin' legend!
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The good news is you will have her in your life for a long time.
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dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway
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#20 |
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congrats anyway
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#21 |
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They don't have abortions over there?
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#22 |
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Location: Philadelphia
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sounds like a job for muary
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Orgasms N Such!
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Honestly, that's what you get for not wrapping it
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♦ Web Developer ♦
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Wooops... lol.
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#27 |
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Cool Ice and a niggah sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.
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#28 |
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good luck...
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Beat me too it. Buy yes. Hold out for as long as you can till you get on the gravy boat that is the Maury Povich show
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#30 |
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run, hide. Or your going to pay child support.
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I need a beer
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Nice, I thought this nick was banned forever ago.
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#33 |
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Thats cool dude A job for Maury.
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emperor of my world
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why the fuck would you fuck some gross bitch like that... if you're THAT desperate just go to a whore
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#36 |
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are there black girls in germany?
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
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Now there will be baby trolls with afros running around the board.
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dont run off now - take responsibility for your lack of concern for your life (now you ruined it), hers and your newborn child by not wearing a condom
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#39 |
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You should have wrapped your cock in some Glad Wrap....
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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sounds like you're already fucked
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damn, good luck with that hun!
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