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Old 06-25-2007, 10:28 PM   #1
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Fuck. I just got THE CALL. I knocked up a black chick.

My family is going to fucking murder me.

This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma.

If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:31 PM   #2
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umm..... goodluck i guess.. or congrats..... I'm not really sure what to say.

But im sure your parents will come to accept it after a while.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:33 PM   #3
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just what the world needs... one more kid parented by selfish, immature, low class morons
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:35 PM   #4
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condoms? pulling out?


things morons never use or do............
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:37 PM   #5
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Get another bitch to beat her ass and kick her in the stomache simple as that
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:45 PM   #6
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Sounds like a bummer.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:46 PM   #7
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My family is going to fucking murder me.

This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma.

If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked.
congrats???
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:48 PM   #8
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:50 PM   #9
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:51 PM   #10
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Probably best to go on Maury and get the dna test and let your family find out that way.
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Old 06-25-2007, 10:52 PM   #11
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Not sure what to tell ya,...figure out what your options are, with her and/or without her. If it's yours - you're fucked. Not just cause your family is gonna hang your ass + balls out to dry, but she's going to rape every paycheck you'll get for the next decades to come.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:05 PM   #12
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dude you recognize shes a hoot rat and still banged that shit raw come on man!
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:23 PM   #13
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congrats on that
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:23 PM   #14
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Thats what you get for fucking nasty hood rats.
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:29 PM   #15
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Did you find her on Craigslist?

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Old 06-25-2007, 11:30 PM   #16
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this is why you should never fuck them, only fist
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:30 PM   #17
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gotta wrap it before you slap it
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:40 PM   #18
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The good news is you will have her in your life for a long time.

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Old 06-26-2007, 02:52 AM   #19
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dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:10 AM   #20
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:08 AM   #21
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They don't have abortions over there?
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:13 AM   #22
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sounds like a job for muary
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:13 AM   #23
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thats exactly what i was thinking


guess its true what they say.... stupid things happen to stupid people
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:47 AM   #24
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Honestly, that's what you get for not wrapping it
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:03 AM   #25
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dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway
Is that really him? I thought it was a fake nick.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:06 AM   #26
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Wooops... lol.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:13 AM   #27
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Cool Ice and a niggah sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:14 AM   #28
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good luck...
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:16 AM   #29
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sounds like a job for muary
Beat me too it. Buy yes. Hold out for as long as you can till you get on the gravy boat that is the Maury Povich show
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:17 AM   #30
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run, hide. Or your going to pay child support.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:25 AM   #31
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things morons never use or do............
And the pull out method is so effective..
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:27 AM   #32
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Nice, I thought this nick was banned forever ago.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:28 AM   #33
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Thats cool dude A job for Maury.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:31 AM   #34
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:44 AM   #35
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why the fuck would you fuck some gross bitch like that... if you're THAT desperate just go to a whore
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:47 AM   #36
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are there black girls in germany?
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:55 AM   #37
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Now there will be baby trolls with afros running around the board.
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:49 AM   #38
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dont run off now - take responsibility for your lack of concern for your life (now you ruined it), hers and your newborn child by not wearing a condom
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:20 AM   #39
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:32 AM   #40
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:34 AM   #41
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:36 AM   #43
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damn, good luck with that hun!
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