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Old 07-02-2007, 06:36 PM   #1
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DUMBEST FUCKING HEADLINE of the century!

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Study: More than 30 percent in U.S. have abused alcohol
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070702/.../alcohol_abuse

Like, No Shit!!!
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:39 PM   #2
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lay off the booze.

it makes you angry and confused.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:40 PM   #3
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lay off the booze.

it makes you angry and confused.
Huh? WHAT? MOFO!!!!!!!!

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Old 07-02-2007, 06:41 PM   #4
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thats it???
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:41 PM   #5
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Headline: 4/5's of the people in this country make up 80% of the population
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:48 PM   #6
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In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
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Old 07-02-2007, 06:54 PM   #7
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In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying!
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:11 PM   #8
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I guess that gives me minority status.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:13 PM   #9
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In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
They were too drunk to complete the survey
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:13 PM   #10
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I guess that gives me minority status.
Not if you consider that your weed was fertilized with beer.


edit: fuck! I didn't read good enough. back-track. hehehe.

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Old 07-02-2007, 07:14 PM   #11
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67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:29 PM   #12
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0% of me believes 100% of that statistic.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:40 PM   #13
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In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
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Old 07-02-2007, 07:47 PM   #14
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:12 PM   #15
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50% of married couples are women
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:13 PM   #16
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50% of married couples are women
Not in Massachusetts
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Old 07-02-2007, 08:23 PM   #17
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:24 PM   #18
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lol, weak numbers
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Old 07-02-2007, 09:30 PM   #19
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:30 AM   #20
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Like the genius Homer Simpson said: "14 pct. of people already know stats can be easily manipulated"
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Old 07-03-2007, 11:39 AM   #21
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I thought it was going to be "BUSH COMMUTES LIBBYS SENTENCE".... :P
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