Why France Is Cooler Than The USA, Lesson 1 - GoFuckYourself.com

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 07:45 AM

Lesson One.
France Is Cooler Than America Because Of The Public Acceptance Of Tits.

This is a screenshot of my internet / phone account:

Stay Tuned For Part 2!

WDjay · 07-31-2007, 07:49 AM

THANKS TO AMERICA !!!!!

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 07:49 AM

Lesson 2:

YARLY

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 07:51 AM

THANKS TO FRANCE

We can play this game all day ;)

CDSmith · 07-31-2007, 07:53 AM

I like France and the French, but they really got owned with that whole Maginot line fiasco.

And what's with all the surrendering?

:D

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I like France and the French, but they really got owned with that whole Maginot line fiasco.

And what's with all the surrendering?

:D

Buggers me, I'm not here for the war ;)

OG LennyT · 07-31-2007, 07:58 AM

but you live in Australia?

LOL ok dude

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OG LennyT

but you live in Australia?

LOL ok dude

My location is outdated. I live in Paris

WDjay · 07-31-2007, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

THANKS TO FRANCE

We can play this game all day ;)

Well played sir, well played

Angelo22 · 07-31-2007, 08:02 AM

Same here in italy, tits arent as scandalous as they are over there

But hey, America is what it is now only because of the europeans that emigrated to there

sniperwolf · 07-31-2007, 08:04 AM

I want to visit France! It's so beautiful there...

nico-t · 07-31-2007, 08:06 AM

tits arent censored anywhere in europe not just france

Babaganoosh · 07-31-2007, 08:09 AM

France would be great if it weren't for all the French people there.

steved · 07-31-2007, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

France would be great if it weren't for all the French people there.

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

tits arent censored anywhere in europe not just france

This is true, this is true.
I guess we could rename the thread to WHY THE EU IS > THE USA

pornguy · 07-31-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Angelo22

Same here in italy, tits arent as scandalous as they are over there

But hey, America is what it is now only because of the europeans that emigrated to there

If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

Catch up to what exactly?

Libertine · 07-31-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

If that were so, then why is the greater portion of Europe still trying to catch up?

Ignoring your question, is there seriously a doubt in your mind as to whether it's true or not?

America is what it is today because of European immigrants. Without them, the Native Americans would still be the majority, maybe with a few handfuls of Asians thrown in.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2007, 08:29 AM

slapass · 07-31-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

Lesson 2:

YARLY

Not sure why a picture of a bus makes France better... Crepes and all things Paris come to mind but lets face it you have very ugly women as the norm.

Jarmusch · 07-31-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

Lesson 2:

YARLY

Oh look, it's an orly bus!

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Not sure why a picture of a bus makes France better... Crepes and all things Paris come to mind but lets face it you have very ugly women as the norm.

Front of the bus: ORLY BUS.

RE: Ugly women - I'd really have to counter that as total bs. Sure, this is Paris, so there's a disproportionate amount of gorgeous women here, but I've travelled pretty extensively through the US, Asia, Europe, the Middle East and Australia, and French Women rank quite up there - American women with farmed out teeth not so much.

Not saying there's not exceptions - but in general..

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

You gotta admit - Riots in France are fucking cool. It shows the people are passionate, they care, and they're not going to get fucked over.

In the US, AU, and other sheep country if the government does something the people don't like, we take it in the arse.

In France, if the government does something the people don't like, they go mad and *make change*.

I am always impressed by this.

stickyfingerz · 07-31-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

You gotta admit - Riots in France are fucking cool. It shows the people are passionate, they care, and they're not going to get fucked over.

In the US, AU, and other sheep country if the government does something the people don't like, we take it in the arse.

In France, if the government does something the people don't like, they go mad and *make change*.

I am always impressed by this.

Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France..

CaptainHowdy · 07-31-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Oh look, it's an orly bus!

!

slapass · 07-31-2007, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

Front of the bus: ORLY BUS.

RE: Ugly women - I'd really have to counter that as total bs. Sure, this is Paris, so there's a disproportionate amount of gorgeous women here, but I've travelled pretty extensively through the US, Asia, Europe, the Middle East and Australia, and French Women rank quite up there - American women with farmed out teeth not so much.

Not saying there's not exceptions - but in general..

I have traveled a bit and seriously, the french women did nothing for me and when i say French my experience is only Paris. Must just be that as a rule they do not fit my ideal type. I am nuts for Brazilian women.

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France..

The contributing factors to the riots aside, it shows the country is not ambivalent to their situation.

As an australian, where most of the population, particulally the younger generations are completely indifferent to everything, it's really refreshing to see people proud of their role as citizens etc, and not content to be walked over.

xclicks · 07-31-2007, 09:01 AM

Hi,
You can see tits and thongs all over any european beach. Not the same in USA, remember Jackson's nipple scandal. However there was a law-suite and women's advocates won so it is alowed to go topless on beaches. That means you can't be arested but any beach have a by-law where were it say to not disturb the others and most are disturbed by seeing a tit.

As for ugly - non ugly I would say Americans women have no respect for thier siluette or how they dress. That why Europeans girls dress way much sexy, eat less burgers and wear high heels and look better then Americans girls. After seeing more then 20 countries including East/West CA/UASA, and some Europeans countries I would say Cechs/Polish are among the best then Romanian/Russians/Nordic. French girls are not the best but not the worst.

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by xclicks

Hi,
You can see tits and thongs all over any european beach. Not the same in USA, remember Jackson's nipple scandal. However there was a law-suite and women's advocates won so it is alowed to go topless on beaches. That means you can't be arested but any beach have a by-law where were it say to not disturb the others and most are disturbed by seeing a tit.

As for ugly - non ugly I would say Americans women have no respect for thier siluette or how they dress. That why Europeans girls dress way much sexy, eat less burgers and wear high heels and look better then Americans girls. After seeing more then 20 countries including East/West CA/UASA, and some Europeans countries I would say Cechs/Polish are among the best then Romanian/Russians/Nordic. French girls are not the best but not the worst.

I think you're right - the distinguishing 'french factor' is class, poise and presentation. Lined up against a wall, I don't think they'd be the most attractive european race, but they're not bad

_Richard_ · 07-31-2007, 09:10 AM

goto 'google'

type in french military victories

hit 'i'm feeling lucky'

"the french will always win against the french"

;)

Rochard · 07-31-2007, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by WDjay

THANKS TO AMERICA !!!!!

Oh snap that was great!

Triple10Terry · 07-31-2007, 09:55 AM

This is why France is better than the USA!!

Wait a minute..Im kidding this makes the US better than France!! haha

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Oh snap that was great!

Without sounding like a dick, I can't remember [or see on wiki] the connection between the tour eiffel and america.

It was designed by a french guy, and built by a french guy, for the french exposition...

The statue of liberty, on the other hand ;)

D · 07-31-2007, 09:58 AM

I do wish Americans were as active as the French are in their government's policies.

Most Americans can't even tell you who their congressional representatives are, let alone any issues they're currently discussing.

Martin3 · 07-31-2007, 10:00 AM

Who gives a fuck? Live where ever you're happy.

ContentSHOOTER · 07-31-2007, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Oh snap that was great!

Oh snap this is was even better

crockett · 07-31-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

You know what? I only wish Americans had the balls to strand up and riot in the streets. Maybe this country would be a little better off, if the govt was afraid of the people, rather that the people being afraid of the govt.

Oh and poverity.. I assume you havben't looked around the US much have yea? And that Liberty, that's just something told to school children.

D · 07-31-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum-x

Without sounding like a dick, I can't remember [or see on wiki] the connection between the tour eiffel and america.

It was designed by a french guy, and built by a french guy, for the french exposition...

The statue of liberty, on the other hand ;)

I think they're referring more to the fact that Hitler's standing front-and-center in the pic.

Not that I necessarily agree with the overall argument... France had little choice at the time, and they were just as instrumental in the ejection of Germany from their borders as any foreign force, imho.

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by D

I think they're referring more to the fact that Hitler's standing front-and-center in the pic.

Not that I necessarily agree with the overall argument... France had little choice at the time, and they were just as instrumental in the ejection of Germany from their borders as any foreign force, imho.

Ah, gotchya.
Always hard when the 3rd reich lives next door lol

jonesonyou · 07-31-2007, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TD_Triple10

This is why France is better than the USA!!

Wait a minute..Im kidding this makes the US better than France!! haha

Harry Arm Pit woman. I fucked her.

bobby666 · 07-31-2007, 10:07 AM

france on fire- i like it

Drake · 07-31-2007, 10:11 AM

Is it true that deoderant use or lack thereof isn't considered a big deal there? If true, there is nothing really wrong with it, just a cultural difference. It's just something I've always heard.

pocketkangaroo · 07-31-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Or it shows was socialism doesnt work, and the race issues in France..

How are they socialists? Because they put more tax dollars back into their own country instead of others? I was under the impression they were a Republic just like us.

nico-t · 07-31-2007, 10:27 AM

ahh, ignorance is bliss, isn't it sticky?

Dopy · 07-31-2007, 10:31 AM

ContentSHOOTER · 07-31-2007, 10:32 AM

^^^^^ Nice one

CherryLipsRosa · 07-31-2007, 10:39 AM

lol nice ass

The Sultan Of Smut · 07-31-2007, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dopy

Yup after visiting Oxnard CA I'd have to agree

teg0 · 07-31-2007, 11:00 AM

France is cooler. i'll admit it.

quantum-x · 07-31-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

Is it true that deoderant use or lack thereof isn't considered a big deal there? If true, there is nothing really wrong with it, just a cultural difference. It's just something I've always heard.

I can answer sensibily or stupidly. Stupidly is much more fun.
Isn't it true all Japanese have buck teeth?
Isn't it true all british people drink tea?
Isn't it true all australians are convicts [wait..]

Honestly, come on.

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