What would you do if a BRO threatened you with a lawsuit over a poem you wrote? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

aico · 07-23-2007, 07:06 PM

50 horseheads in the bed

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. To many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

Post the e-mail/letter that was sent to you. There is no crime in that (in fact there is no crime in anything you've done).

Pleasurepays · 07-23-2007, 07:09 PM

i think that you, more than anyone has the unique talent to rally support. don't let anyone influence your decision where you alone will pay the price or bear the burdens, but remember that you won't be alone either... and plenty of people will stand behind you.

CurrentlySober · 07-23-2007, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. Too many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

As always, "Teh BoyAlley" lubbins all his breeders.........

Well good luck in whatever you decide to do

stev0 · 07-23-2007, 07:14 PM

I'd be interested to know who exactly these 3 companies threatening to sue you are... this poem must have pissed someone off, lol

Chio The Pirate · 07-23-2007, 07:15 PM

tical · 07-23-2007, 07:16 PM

wow

speechless

Captain Nigg3r · 07-23-2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Ok I want to know what everyone else thinks. Since this is the porn industry, and we are suppose to be champions of free speech and all:

Let's say, hypothetically, a BRO made somewhat of an ass of himself on a certain message board.

You thought it was funnay, so you wrote a parody poem summarizing the incident, and the things that he wrote on the public forum.

Then the BRO realizes he might have went too far in his original thread, and wants the whole incident erased from the minds of the masses.

So, the BRO tells you if you don't delete your poem, he will sick his pitt bull lawyer on you, and it's going to cost you big money.

What would you do?

Tell the BRO to suck your ass. These idiots aren't going to waste money on a pointless lawsuit. Shit, they have to buy drinks for their bros at the next convention.

quiet · 07-23-2007, 07:18 PM

three companies want to sue you over some poem? wtf?

xNetworx · 07-23-2007, 07:24 PM

Take that blog down and burn it. It was kinda funny but not worth pissing off people that can make you money (ya never know)

mikeyddddd · 07-23-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry...

I guess I won't be posting my original comments about allegations regarding Rodman's dick.

It would appear that at least one company and/or person may be the recipient of misplaced respect.

jonesonyou · 07-23-2007, 07:26 PM

Ban All of teh Bro's !

StuartD · 07-23-2007, 07:28 PM

Just do us a favour.... if your attorney says that you are safe, please out the bro's who are trying to pressure you into silence.

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 07:29 PM

He can out them right now if he wants to. There isn't a secret rule about keeping every e-mail/letter you get private. If you got a C&D, post it. You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

sacX · 07-23-2007, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

He can out them right now if he wants to. There isn't a secret rule about keeping every e-mail/letter you get private. If you got a C&D, post it. You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

was this the DrinkingHard + TMC poem? If GTS are threatening you then that's ridiculous and they don't stand a chance.

Scroto · 07-23-2007, 07:51 PM

send it to me and ill post it on one of my blogs

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sacX

was this the DrinkingHard + TMC poem? If GTS are threatening you then that's ridiculous and they don't stand a chance.

It's a parody site, no one stands a chance.

dark1313star · 07-23-2007, 08:03 PM

are the Bros related to Scientologists?

both seem to have more lawyers and money than brains or balls, and no sense of humor

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

Uhm. They're willing to sue a faggot for writing a poem. I don't put much past them at this point......

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm. They're willing to sue a faggot for writing a poem. I don't put much past them at this point......

I'm just surprised you let it get to you. They have nothing to sue you for. It's just a lame threat to get you to take it down and it appears to have worked. Fuck dude, if they sued you, we'd all pitch in for the legal bills, although this would be laughed out of court right away.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Fuck dude, if they sued you, we'd all pitch in for the legal bills

Yea except the peeps with the cash wouldn't be siding with me.

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yea except the peeps with the cash wouldn't be siding with me.

Well at least post what they sent you. They can't sue you for something they fucking wrote.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Well at least post what they sent you. They can't sue you for something they fucking wrote.

My poem was nothing but taking things that THEY wrote and parodying them and making them rhyme.

Cripe Mighty you breeders are some dramas let me tell ya!

Pipecrew · 07-23-2007, 08:27 PM

This has to be fake drama for publicity or something, because if this is true, therapy is needed.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

This has to be fake drama for publicity or something, because if this is true, therapy is needed.

DEFINITELY not fake drama! I promise you all that. It's totally messed up.

Breeders can't take a joke apparently.

xxxdesign-net · 07-23-2007, 08:32 PM

WOW.. is bromaster next? lol.. If they can find who it is.. Btw, i agree with you.. it has nothing to do with balls.. who wants to waste time and risk money and health over couple of humorous poems.. Even if its probably bluff.. But 3 companies? Thats kinda of shocking..

chase · 07-23-2007, 08:32 PM

Lawds Mercy.
That is some majorly shady shit, and I would be inclined to think far worse of someone for pressuring you in these circumstances than for anything you said in the first place. One more circumstance of "damage control" causing more damage than what was to be controlled in the first place.
I got a giggle out of the site; I'm sorry to see it go and I'm doubly sorry that someone thinks it was a threat to them. No more fun here much anymore.

SomeCreep · 07-23-2007, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

What would you do?

I would make a poop and paint it yellow.

BlackCrayon · 07-23-2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. Too many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

As always, "Teh BoyAlley" lubbins all his breeders.........

Some people have more money than brains, what can you do i guess. Nothing i hate more than dicks on a powertrip.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

Some people have more money than brains, what can you do i guess. Nothing i hate more than dicks on a powertrip.

That's EXACTLY what this is, a powertrip.

pocketkangaroo · 07-23-2007, 09:22 PM

I still don't get why you won't say who sent you the e-mail/letter?

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 07-23-2007, 09:40 PM

wow, so I really thought this was all silliness at first. This is an actual, credible legal threat? Over a Dennis Rodman poem? errr......

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle

wow, so I really thought this was all silliness at first. This is an actual, credible legal threat? Over a Dennis Rodman poem? errr......

Yes. Exactly. This is no joke. It's serious shit.

07-23-2007, 10:21 PM

It's too bad BROETRY.COM is taken already.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

It's too bad BROETRY.COM is taken already.

Why are you in the mood to get threats of massive legal action against you too?

aico · 07-23-2007, 10:30 PM

Maybe instead of a poem you should have done it Madlibs style.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Maybe instead of a poem you should have done it Madlibs style.

Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Maybe I should have wrote rap musics instead?

aico · 07-23-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Maybe I should have wrote rap musics instead?

yo yo yo
bum rush the show
some punk ass stole from me and my ho
we thought it was you
but now I am a foo
what the fuck we'll sue the homo too.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-23-2007, 10:49 PM

i would hire some friends as my high price lawyers then when he loses because parody is protected under free speech he will have to pay your legal fee's , then split the profits with your friends.

GreyWolf · 07-23-2007, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

yo yo yo
bum rush the show
some punk ass stole from me and my ho
we thought it was you
but now I am a foo
what the fuck we'll sue the homo too.

Brilliant aico

Now.. can you write something with "bro offense" value embedded - and a few lines to tease the legal profession into the idea they can earn a dime?

D · 07-23-2007, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yes yes, maybe they weren't fans of poetry? I guess a lot of breeders don't like poems.

Wrong.

I even wrote one:

Dandelions, blowing in the breeze.
Spread Pollen that makes me sneeze.
I get mad, and then I frown,
And take a lawn mower, and mow them down.

SmokeyTheBear · 07-23-2007, 10:57 PM

there once was a man named "boy alley"
his anus was as wide as a valley
if you stand near
when his asshole appears
it looks just like my great aunt sally

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

there once was a man named "boy alley"
his anus was as wide as a valley
if you stand near
when his asshole appears
it looks just like my great aunt sally

LAWDS MERCY!

I are teh sue you in courts!
All your monies are belong to my legal defense fund!

SmokeyTheBear · 07-23-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

LAWDS MERCY!

I are teh sue you in courts!
All your monies are belong to my legal defense fund!

whoops i meant to say "Roy Nally" not boy alley

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

whoops i meant to say "Roy Nally" not boy alley

It's too late breeder it's too late!!!!!!!! The damages is done! Lawds Mercy!

shahab6 · 07-23-2007, 11:23 PM

I doubt the friend will get a lawyer.

Aussie Rebel · 07-23-2007, 11:29 PM

BoyAlley are you going to post the email and out these cock suckers? 54.00% of the poll says you should

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

BoyAlley are you going to post the email and out these cock suckers? 54.00% of the poll says you should

I'm currently considering what it is I'm going to post.

Lawds Mercy I hate litigious breeders.

BoyAlley · 07-23-2007, 11:41 PM

PS: I think it's very interestings when you look and see who exactly voted "I'd delete the poem. It's not worth going against a BRO over".

Porn Farmer · 07-23-2007, 11:43 PM

Lets see the email.

Time to see what sort of gutless turds these humorless dickheads are.

OUT THEM!

View Poll Results: What would you do if a BRO threatened to sue you over a poem?
I'd delete the poem. It's not worth going against a BRO over.	6	8.22%
I'd fight it out in court. Freedom of Speech is what we live by in this industry.	10	13.70%
I'd out the BRO on the public boards.	42	57.53%
OMG A BRO IS AFTER YOU THAT IS SCURRY!	15	20.55%
Voters: 73. You may not vote on this poll

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07-23-2007, 07:06 PM	#51
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07-23-2007, 07:09 PM	#53
Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	i think that you, more than anyone has the unique talent to rally support. don't let anyone influence your decision where you alone will pay the price or bear the burdens, but remember that you won't be alone either... and plenty of people will stand behind you.

07-23-2007, 07:14 PM	#55
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	I'd be interested to know who exactly these 3 companies threatening to sue you are... this poem must have pissed someone off, lol

07-23-2007, 07:18 PM	#59
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	three companies want to sue you over some poem? wtf?

07-23-2007, 07:24 PM	#60
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Take that blog down and burn it. It was kinda funny but not worth pissing off people that can make you money (ya never know)

07-23-2007, 07:29 PM	#64
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	He can out them right now if he wants to. There isn't a secret rule about keeping every e-mail/letter you get private. If you got a C&D, post it. You really think they will sue you for posting a letter they sent you?

07-23-2007, 07:51 PM	#66
Scroto Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,804	send it to me and ill post it on one of my blogs

07-23-2007, 08:03 PM	#68
dark1313star Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 28	are the Bros related to Scientologists? both seem to have more lawyers and money than brains or balls, and no sense of humor Last edited by dark1313star; 07-23-2007 at 08:04 PM..

07-23-2007, 08:27 PM	#74
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,885	This has to be fake drama for publicity or something, because if this is true, therapy is needed.

07-23-2007, 08:32 PM	#76
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	WOW.. is bromaster next? lol.. If they can find who it is.. Btw, i agree with you.. it has nothing to do with balls.. who wants to waste time and risk money and health over couple of humorous poems.. Even if its probably bluff.. But 3 companies? Thats kinda of shocking.. Last edited by xxxdesign-net; 07-23-2007 at 08:33 PM..

07-23-2007, 08:32 PM	#77
chase Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tampa Bay Posts: 6,019	Lawds Mercy. That is some majorly shady shit, and I would be inclined to think far worse of someone for pressuring you in these circumstances than for anything you said in the first place. One more circumstance of "damage control" causing more damage than what was to be controlled in the first place. I got a giggle out of the site; I'm sorry to see it go and I'm doubly sorry that someone thinks it was a threat to them. No more fun here much anymore. __________________ Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!

07-23-2007, 09:22 PM	#81
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	I still don't get why you won't say who sent you the e-mail/letter?

07-23-2007, 09:40 PM	#82
Ayla_SquareTurtle Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 5000 full paysite reviews and counting Posts: 3,550	wow, so I really thought this was all silliness at first. This is an actual, credible legal threat? Over a Dennis Rodman poem? errr...... __________________ gone. long gone. aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

07-23-2007, 10:21 PM	#84
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	It's too bad BROETRY.COM is taken already.

07-23-2007, 10:30 PM	#86
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Maybe instead of a poem you should have done it Madlibs style.

07-23-2007, 10:49 PM	#89
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	i would hire some friends as my high price lawyers then when he loses because parody is protected under free speech he will have to pay your legal fee's , then split the profits with your friends. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

07-23-2007, 10:57 PM	#92
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	there once was a man named "boy alley" his anus was as wide as a valley if you stand near when his asshole appears it looks just like my great aunt sally __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

07-23-2007, 11:23 PM	#96
shahab6 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los angeles Posts: 1,614	I doubt the friend will get a lawyer.

07-23-2007, 11:29 PM	#97
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	BoyAlley are you going to post the email and out these cock suckers? 54.00% of the poll says you should

07-23-2007, 11:41 PM	#99
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	PS: I think it's very interestings when you look and see who exactly voted "I'd delete the poem. It's not worth going against a BRO over".

07-23-2007, 11:43 PM	#100
Porn Farmer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 928	Lets see the email. Time to see what sort of gutless turds these humorless dickheads are. OUT THEM!