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sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I had one g/f a few years ago that insisted on using condoms. I had to fake it with her most of the time.

Then I would go see a different g/f so I could get off.

You really think anybody buys your bullshit? Stop trying so hard to look cool infront of your "friends" you senile idiot

Yah... i'm sure you had to fake your orgasms... hahaha... I really wonder if you actually think people buy this shit...

TDF · 07-27-2007, 12:37 PM

nothing wrong with shooting powdered milk

Aquarius · 07-27-2007, 12:37 PM

Just passing by...

Roald · 07-27-2007, 12:40 PM

well he is getting a little old so he might actually have problems performing ;)))

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:41 PM

Mr. Cool Guy has 2 girlfriends... and has to "fake orgasms" with one of them... and then go to his "other girlfriend" (aka his right hand) to get off... okay there...

So baddog... i thought you were some hardcore gangster biker? so then why were you even with the first girl if you weren't having good sex with her?

is it because she held you while you curled up in a fetal possition and cried like a bitch because you were nearing your 84th birthday?

JFK · 07-27-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Aquarius

Just passing by...

me 2

Dagwolf · 07-27-2007, 12:46 PM

Faked male orgasms are just sad.

Ron2k1 · 07-27-2007, 12:46 PM

Reminds of the stories of my grandpa when I was in his old peoples home

nico-t · 07-27-2007, 12:47 PM

ok this thread is fucking funny as hell

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:47 PM

I wonder if baddog takes pictures of himself with his caretaker... with the up the nose camera angle

ContentSHOOTER · 07-27-2007, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

is it because she held you while you curled up in a fetal possition and cried like a bitch because you were nearing your 84th birthday?

I think that requires an SOS cartoon

Ron2k1 · 07-27-2007, 12:48 PM

"Those were the days son"

cranki · 07-27-2007, 12:48 PM

I can still cum with a layer of four!!!! condoms

Violetta · 07-27-2007, 12:49 PM

sonofsam, Im glad you are back. Not that cool picking on baddog, but other than that you amuse me.

baddog · 07-27-2007, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

You really think anybody buys your bullshit? Stop trying so hard to look cool infront of your "friends" you senile idiot

Yah... i'm sure you had to fake your orgasms... hahaha... I really wonder if you actually think people buy this shit...

Can you read? "A few years ago." You think I have never had multiple girlfriends? You are totally clueless.

I have had more girlfriends than you can possibly imagine, most of the time, at least two or three at a time. On top of that, most of the time they knew each other.

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Can you read? "A few years ago." You think I have never had multiple girlfriends? You are totally clueless.

I have had more girlfriends than you can possibly imagine, most of the time, at least two or three at a time. On top of that, most of the time they knew each other.

Yah... because you're such a catch

God.... who WOULDN'T want to date a guy with trailer trash woodgrain walls

ContentSHOOTER · 07-27-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Yah... because you're such a catch

God.... who WOULDN'T want to date a guy with trailer trash woodgrain walls

Your back in form again

High Plains Drifter · 07-27-2007, 12:53 PM

SoS, could I get the link to your program? I want to sign up.

munki · 07-27-2007, 12:53 PM

Scott McD · 07-27-2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron2k1

"Those were the days son"

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter

SoS, could I get the link to your program? I want to sign up.

sure bro www.zango.com ... let me know if you need anything

Klen · 07-27-2007, 12:55 PM

I guurante i dont provide fake orgasams hehe

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:56 PM

Baddog... maybe you should try boyalley or something... maybe thats why you couldn't have an orgasm with a girl...

but then again, gay guys are picky.. and you're ugly as fuck... so i don't think that'll work either..

maybe you should start fucking animals... or have you already started that?

ADL Josh · 07-27-2007, 12:59 PM

is it too late to get a sig spot up in here?!

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 12:59 PM

baddog maybe this link will help you orgasm : https://youtube.com/watch?v=aGNmXSPOF94

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 12:59 PM

Did you see the pictures of his "new" home? its freaking smaller then my vacation home

NTM · 07-27-2007, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Can you read? "A few years ago." You think I have never had multiple girlfriends? You are totally clueless.

I have had more girlfriends than you can possibly imagine, most of the time, at least two or three at a time. On top of that, most of the time they knew each other.

fleshlights =! girlfriends

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Did you see the pictures of his "new" home? its freaking smaller then my vacation home

My 2450 sq ft rental property? You must have a huge vacation home.

polish_aristocrat · 07-27-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I guurante i dont provide fake orgasams hehe

you don't provide real one's either

your penis must be broken like your English

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My 2450 sq ft rental property? You must have a huge vacation home.

does it also have trailer trash woodgrain walls like your house?

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

does it also have trailer trash woodgrain walls like your house?

Pretty big talk for someone that got bought out just for pure entertainment value.

starpimps · 07-27-2007, 01:19 PM

i like fried chicken

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My 2450 sq ft rental property? You must have a huge vacation home.

2450? yeah right! If you include the front porch and the walls maybe

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

2450? yeah right! If you include the front porch and the walls maybe

If you were worth the trouble I would prove it . . . but you aren't.

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If you were worth the trouble I would prove it . . . but you aren't.

Yah you're right.. you have better things to do...

Like consult with goodgirl about what new thread you can make on gfy to try and look cool... to go along side with the rest of your bullshit lies about having multiple girlfriends and having to fake orgasms... you know.. because you're such a casanova...

You're being renamed to SenileDog

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If you were worth the trouble I would prove it . . . but you aren't.

Do you know the Metallica line: Where is your crown, King Nothing?

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

2450? yeah right! If you include the front porch and the walls maybe

I am sorry, you are right. I was going by memory (only saw the house once), and I transposed the numbers.

It is only 2354 sq ft

www.JULIABLUE.com/house.jpg

For comparisons:

www.JULIABLUE.com/house2.jpg

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I am sorry, you are right. I was going by memory (only saw the house once), and I transposed the numbers.

It is only 2354 sq ft

www.JULIABLUE.com/house.jpg

For comparisons:

www.JULIABLUE.com/house2.jpg

So I was right. I'll post pictures of my vacation house when its gets light, and make a fansign just for you

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

So I was right

I believe that is what I said. Now, just how big is this vacation home of yours?

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 01:55 PM

SenileDog... you lose

baddog · 07-27-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

SenileDog... you lose

I can buy and sell you, or give you away, and I lose?

Interesting logic little one.

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I believe that is what I said. Now, just how big is this vacation home of yours?

Its about 125 + 75 + 70 = 270 (270 square meter = 2906 square feet) not including the garage or woodshed.

You might have more cash then me. I'm just a one-man show.

D · 07-27-2007, 02:03 PM

I know school starts back up in Early September in L.A. County...

is it pretty much the same across the country?

baddog · 07-27-2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Its about 125 + 75 + 70 = 270 (270 square meter = 2906 square feet) not including the garage or woodshed.

haha . . . never considered adding the shed in the back or garage.

Still a pretty big house, where at? Pics?

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

haha . . . never considered adding the shed in the back or garage.

Still a pretty big house, where at? Pics?

Deep in the Swedish woods. Told you before I will post pictures when it gets light outside.

baddog · 07-27-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KimJI

Deep in the Swedish woods. Told you before I will post pictures when it gets light outside.

I had to go back and see when you said that. I see it was in a post you edited.

So, how big is your regular home?

KimJI · 07-27-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I had to go back and see when you said that. I see it was in a post you edited.

So, how big is your regular home?

Living quarters about the same size, but almost 5000square feet of garage/storage. It's being restored/rebuild by my brothers company, so we cant live there until November. The former owner was a GFY regular.

sonofsam · 07-27-2007, 03:44 PM

Baddog... why are you trying to get into a "my house is bigger then your house" competition?

You live in a trailer trash house with woodgrain walls... so stfu

JD · 07-27-2007, 03:47 PM

i'd hit it!!!

JD · 07-27-2007, 03:48 PM

fidy times!!!

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