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BusterBunny · 07-28-2007, 06:47 PM

50 crazy sluts

Jace · 07-28-2007, 06:52 PM

rofl @ this thread

M0nk · 07-28-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

RevSand · 07-28-2007, 07:49 PM

Thread should have started...

Dear penthouse forum.......

PornGeneral · 07-28-2007, 07:53 PM

Yesterday, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Hey man read it into all you want either way im still meeting her wether you believe it or not Matter of fact its time to go now. Lato

Yesterday, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break

I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me

Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.

Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose

So you meet the girl, did the transaction, and came back posted on GFY in 3 hours. I call fake! And I thought you were meeting at 11...

polish_aristocrat · 07-29-2007, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.

She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.

Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid

Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break

I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.

She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me

Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.

Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth

Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose

I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake

Quote:

She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!

BlueDesignStudios · 07-29-2007, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

I would believe your story but this part makes it look fake

hahaha

polish_aristocrat · 08-02-2007, 10:40 AM

so.... any update? pics?

BradM · 08-02-2007, 10:47 AM

OMG remember the time this guy totally fucking lied about being jerked off in a car by a 20 year old college girl?

Compulsive liars ROCK!

polish_aristocrat · 08-04-2007, 05:02 AM

whats the point in posting fake sex stories on gfy ?

NoWhErE · 08-04-2007, 06:20 AM

You should take your lies and make a blog with it, you'd make some money instead of wasting our time

zand_stein · 08-04-2007, 06:25 AM

Im looking forward for some pis
more pixs to come

Young · 08-04-2007, 06:32 AM

this is the gayest fucking thread i have ever read in my life. who lies about getting pussy?

seriously.

dav3 · 08-04-2007, 06:57 AM

so did you repo her phone yet?

natas · 08-04-2007, 08:42 AM

hahaha this thread delivers on many counts

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 10:44 AM

Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board

Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

Libertine · 08-04-2007, 10:52 AM

http://www.gfy.com/8082181-post47.html

VicD · 08-04-2007, 10:58 AM

this thread is useless without pics

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

http://www.gfy.com/8082181-post47.html

Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters"

on here needing to suck dick for traffic

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me

cranki · 08-04-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teg0

that's a cool one, haven't seen it before

Libertine · 08-04-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters"

on here needing to suck dick for traffic

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me

You're posting lies about your sexlife on a message board. I seriously think you are in no position to tell others to "get a life".

xNetworx · 08-04-2007, 11:09 AM

I'm not buying this lame ass story. If you met her at a party, maybe. Who offers handjobs to strangers outside of a shitty TGI Fridays. Thats rediculous.

seeric · 08-04-2007, 12:19 PM

thread of the week.

polish_aristocrat · 08-04-2007, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.

If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.

Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?

Shut the fuck up seriously.

The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board

Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT

you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement

then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock

but you forgot the condoms

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life

[ Nate ] · 08-04-2007, 03:06 PM

I'm going to start hanging out outside of fridays

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex

you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement

then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock

but you forgot the condoms

and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life

Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not. You were in your house while i was in pussy don't hate go and get some its good. Oh wait i notice you keep mentioning my dick size so sounds like you smoke the cock

And your still bringing up an old thread this happened last week! Seriously don't be bitter and hate go out once in your life and you might get some

Now go tell daddy and mommy im a liar now. I swear some people are seriously under 18 on here. And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.

Libertine · 08-04-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not.

Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine

Fact is, you weren't getting laid. Fact is, you're a compulsive liar. Fact is, you fail at life.

Have a nice day

Proof?

VeriSexy · 08-04-2007, 04:59 PM

this thread is useless without pics

fallenmuffin · 08-04-2007, 05:01 PM

"just a normal wild college girl"

dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lol

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

"just a normal wild college girl"

dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lol

Yeah they get fucked and have cum blasted on their face on camera to pay bills my bad

psili · 08-04-2007, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!

wow

Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters"

on here needing to suck dick for traffic

Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me

1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.

$.34

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.

$.34

I dont hate anyone for being jealous i just laugh.

tenderobject · 08-04-2007, 05:36 PM

what does confidance means? im lost

tenderobject · 08-04-2007, 05:37 PM

oh and hey! post some pics so will STFU

eddie-executive · 08-04-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

what does confidance means? im lost

So smart to correct my spelling but not smart enough to know what i was trying to spell

annomoterrace · 08-04-2007, 05:54 PM

The worst part about the story is that it turned out to be a MAN with shaved arms and legs and not some college girl. That is why there are NO PICS!!!!!!

Swish · 08-04-2007, 06:12 PM

This is too funny

Fucksakes · 08-04-2007, 06:14 PM

very gay... I dont waste my time on gfy... I have a life... but I am going to talk to everyone here and brag about getting laid...

Is it really that hard to get sex, that you need to make up stories about it?

bdld · 08-04-2007, 06:21 PM

so where are these pictures?

RayBonga · 08-04-2007, 06:26 PM

Sorry to say it but sounds like a tipical bs story.

If it's not good for you, fuck her for as long as you can

Doctor Dre · 08-04-2007, 06:29 PM

Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?

Vick! · 08-04-2007, 06:30 PM

I don't believe someone going on this type of shit and don't keep the condom. And ya, like polish said .. 8 inches? WTF?

dav3 · 08-04-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eddie-executive

Yeah they get fucked and have cum blasted on their face on camera to pay bills my bad

so wheres the pics from your camera? post them already!

chupacabra · 08-04-2007, 07:45 PM

"dear readers, i always thought that these letters were all made up until last week when it happened to me... it was so hot i just have to share with all the other readers of Penthouse Variations and maybe it will happen to you someday too..!"

BlingDaddy · 08-04-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?

I'm with Dre... I don't even need pics to call this story crap.

XXXzidane · 08-04-2007, 07:48 PM

/stormtrooper costume
This could possibly not be a true story. Move along, Move along

MarkMan · 08-05-2007, 08:12 AM

I call BS ..

where are the picts.. if not of her nude sucking your c**k then just her.

how about just her with clothing .. friendly pict (so called).. anything .. 1/2 assed demonstrating the story

if I were to brag .. i would bring some picts..

so since their are none.. and i don't believe their will ever be any..

i call this Story .. just a story.. you should be a writer for one of the sex story paysites

but even they got stories that are more realistic then that
.

lol

EroticTalk · 08-05-2007, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sniperwolf

i think a need a popcorn for this thread...

double that order whity

stickyfingerz · 08-05-2007, 08:40 AM

Wow you had sex with a girl that you gave money to? Fuckin pimp yo!

Can you give me some tips? Teach me your FuckToo Kung Foo sensi..

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08-04-2007, 10:44 AM	#66
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08-04-2007, 06:21 PM	#90
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08-05-2007, 08:12 AM	#98
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