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Just woke up from a HORRIBLE DREAM.. SHIT..... Disturbing...
Just woke up from a bad dream.
Dreamed that I didnt have a job and was getting rehired for my college intern job from some 10 years ago... A nursing home administrator.. I was wiping ass and cleaning toliets.. Getting paid 8.00 an hour.. IT wasnt the job or even the pay that made me wake from the cold sweat. It was the bitch I was working for. Kim Levy... The bitch who lied, cheated, stole, and manipulated the truth every oppertunity she had. My boss.. Good gawd. Had no idea that terror was still inside me. Suprised it fucked me up so bad. What a bitch. She still has that power over me. Disturbing.
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Ahah! Seems like you're traumatized for life from one of your first jobs...
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I had a bad dream once. I woke up and I was a broke arse loser called Boneprone.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Still selling Amway Boneprone?
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Stupid little cunt that you are.
My boy still makes you fear? |
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I want to hire you as my Azn cleaning boy
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#7 |
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lol thats too bad
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Did ya fuck her?
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once a bitch...always a bitch!
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good thing you still woke up...
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I keep having plane crash dreams just now. Almost every night it's happening...
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That's not good... dreams tend to be anticipatory in a simbolic way.
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Your mind is weak man.....
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Dreams are sometimes effects of what happened in the fast and sometimes not even related to us.
"Probably the most general conclusion to be reached from a wide variety of disparate stimuli employed and analyses undertaken is that dreams are relatively autonomous, or 'isolated,' mental phenomena, in that they are not readily susceptible to either induction or modification by immediate presleep manipulation, at least those within the realm of possibility in ethical human experimentation." http://dreamresearch.net/TSSOD/chapter1.html
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u wiped bums for a living? haha
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I promise you it could be worse.
Night before last, I dreamed about Scott Baio. ![]()
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I have had those kinda dreams before!!!
Mostly to do with ex's! Like "omg, why am i back with you?! say it isn't so!!!" Then i wake up and go "whew!" |
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I've had a dream where I put in work on Jessica Biel at the bar and my game is strong. To my suprise it works and we go back to her place and just when I'm about to go for the gold, out flops a big ole' weiner from her panties. Wake up in a cold sweat everytime.
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You were an "Administrator" and you had to wipe asses? And you only made $8 an hour?
Up here nursing home Administrators sit in air conditioned offices surfing facebook half the day, and make around 100K a year. |
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That's not just a dream but a nightmare
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#23 |
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I keep dreaming that I'm making out with punker barbie.
She is wearing that hot bikini and she is really diggin the makeout session! |
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Yeah man. When I was an intern to get my licence to become an administrator I worked for this bitch.. I was an adminstrator in training. The State calls em "AIT's". Its a required 6 month internship before the state would licence you... It normally was UNPAID.. I was one of the lucky ones. It paid a whole 8 bucks an hour! After the internship then you get the licence. And yeah admins make over 100k a year...But you first had to do the internship.. I had a masters degree in Healthcare, tons of exp, and this bitch hated me from the start. I was going to take her job. But those 6 months were the worst years of my life. Becasue of the bitch I interned under... The wiping ass and cleaning toliets she made me do wasnt the bad part. It was fine. I liked the patients.. In fact thats the only thing I miss about that job were the people in the homes. Wiping ass sucked yeah.. But caring for patients was the only good part about the job. It was the bitch that had my future in her hands. Kim Levy. The whore who I interned under.
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I remember she would come unglued when we went over budget for food for the patients..
The patients were allowed only 6.00 a day alotment for daily food budget.. Thats 6 bucks TOTAL for 24 hours. This and they were paying thousands per week to stay in these facilities. Sad.. Im glad that part of my life is behind me.. Porn inst immoral.. The way the health care system takes advantage of patients is.
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Because there is an election coming up, the government finally gave in and raised the daily allowance for food up to $7.00 per resident per day, but criminals in prison have been getting that much per day for years. Doesn't make much sense to me to feed criminals better than our elderly parents who can't look after themselves. |
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horrible.
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