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Venomous Snake for sale
Hey I have a beautiful pair of monocled that am going to try to sell or trade one more time.The female is monocled het for albino and she is about 7 foot long .And she maybe gravid, I put here with the male a few day's ago and I caugth them tangled up a few time's!!I have her together with him at the moment.It is looking better and better everyday.I don't really have the time to incubate eggs at the moment .So I must move them asap.
The male is the one on the pic is around 4 foot and very aggresive they both eating rat's .The male has alot of pink .Trade's considered . Intersade in boa's venomoid's gtp etb or patternless burmese pythons.Just let me now what you have.The worst I can say is no thank's . Must be 18 or older to purchase.Must have experience with elapidae!!I am asking for $ 600 obo for the pair .Pick up in Pa or maybe shipped.Thank you for looking at my ad. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My cousin has a few rare venomous snakes (including an albino cobra) and he may be interested, so I'll forward him the info.
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I would blow that snakes head off lol . Damn im getting chills just looking at that picture.
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Shipped? Dear gawd I hope you warn the poor carrier and hell make the package obvious. I get boxes all the time and just randomly open them.
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I have a one eyed spitting cobra
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What is the "deadliest" snake?
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Depends, do you mean the most venomous or the one responsible for the most human deaths?
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i am *very* interested and would like to purchase immediately via eGold. this is my alternate nick but please send the snakes to me at the following address:
Lars Turdfondler c/o AFF (Asshole is Friendly to Fucking) 1100 Thieving Bro ave. Vulture, CA 90210 please don't label the box, i don't want my secretary to be freaked out. lets get this done bro, many thx... they look beautiful and deadly..! ![]()
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The Elapidae, or elapids, are a family of venomous snakes found in tropical and subtropical regions around the world, including the Indian Ocean and the Pacific. They are characterized by possessing a set of hollow, fixed fangs through which they inject venom, and come in a wide range of sizes, from only 18 cm (Drysdalia) up to 6 m in length (Ophiophagus). Currently, 61 genera that include 231 species are recognized
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lol just made a big mistake my bad!
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is that thing even in a cage lol?
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its very rare........
but be careful on that reptile.......... |
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I never understood the whole snake hobby. The last thing I'd want in my house is one of those.
Anyhow, bump for a snake sale. Good luck!
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that could kill my ass!
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Shit... OK, strange things appear on GFY, but venomous snake ads???
![]() ![]() OK... Next viper offer! Harry is a cuddly 7 ft Fer-de-lance and loves eliminating human families. When he strikes he immediately sits back and watches - he knows you need to stay alive and have your heart pumping his venom around your body. His venom is cute in that it results in paralysis and respiratory failure and it does not take long to be introduced to the Archangel Gabriel - ideal for an evangelical family. Must be 18 or older to purchase. Must have a desire to meet your maker. I am asking for $600 obo. Full payment must be cleared before meeting Harry ![]() PS Seriously nice snakes Ripshit ![]() |
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holy shit... I'd run and never come back!!
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so you let that thing out of the cage? scary
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I can ask the petshop if they are interested
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I will check back later for serious replies to this thanks
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Damn, that looks pretty cool!!
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What a freaky looking thing
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1) Fierce Snake or Inland Taipan (Oxyuranus microlepidotus ), Australia. The most toxic venom of any snake. Maximum yield recorded (for one bite) is 110mg. That would porbably be enough to kill over 100 people or 250,000 mice. These rare snakes are vitually unknown in collections outside of Australia. 2) Australian Brown Snake (Pseudonaja textilis ), Australia. One 1/14,000 of an ounce of this vemon is enough to kill a person. 3) Malayan Krait (Bungarus candidus ), Southeast Asia and Indonesia. 50% of the bites from this snake are fatal even with the use of antivenin treatment. 4) Taipan (Oxyuranus scutellatus ), Australia. The venom delivered in a single Taipan bite is enough to kill up to 12,000 guinea pigs. 5) Tiger Snake (Notechis scutatus ), Australia. 6) Beaked Sea Snake (Enhydrina schistosa ), South Asian waters Arabian Sea to Coral Sea.. 7) Saw Scaled Viper (Echis carinatus ), Middle East Asia. 8) Coral Snake (Micrurus fulvius ), North America. 9) Boomslang (Dispholidus typus ), Africa. 10) Death Adder (Acanthopis antarcticus ), Australia and New Guinea. 11) Black Mamba, both species of Green Mambas, and the Mojave Rattlesnake.
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I wouldn´t be able to sleep under same roof that a snake like that!
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It give me creeps.. I hate snakes, sorry.
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Yikes.. that thing sends chills through my spine
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god damn that picture gave me the shivers
"I want these mutha Fuckin Snakes off this Mutha Fuckin Plane"
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yo!!
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Gawd no...why would i want to live with some thing that can kill me?
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I hate snakes, I hope this thread gets deleted and they run over the gfy server with a dumptruck then launch the truck towards the sun on a russian rocket
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I need to get rid of these fairly quick I have no room to incubate these eggs If anyone knows anyone else that may be interested in these pair let me know.
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No venomous snakes for me, thanks!
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Sure I will trade you for My Great White Shark..don't worry he's very friendly
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I have a spitting cobra in my pants.
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I bet the poor server gerbils aren't very appreciative of this thread.
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Jeez..I would be freaked to handle those things..too dangerous
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I could never sleep in my house - knowing that that motherfucker is also sleeping there
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Due to an unexpected upcoming move, I have to sell my private hot collection. All animals eat fine, are in excellent health, and have been given top notch care. I have as much breeder info and animal care notes as possible. Contact me with any questions, many photos available to serious inquiries. I?ll entertain all trade offers, but I?m mainly looking for Ball Python morphs. I'd like to sell as a group, or packages, so discounts are very possible. Pick up at Hamburg (Sept. 8th), or a possible meet in PA. Thanks for looking!!
All venomous laws apply, must be 18+yrs old, and I reserve the right to refuse sale to anyone I deem unfit. It is up to the buyer to know their laws, although I will be checking. I CAN NOT be held responsible for any consequences associated with keeping venomous reptiles. 1.0 Dusky Pygmy Rattlesnake ? $75 Sistrurus miliarius barbouri DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003 ~ 18?, full grown adult, nice orange. 1.1 Slender Hognose Vipers ? $300 pair Porthidium ophryomegas DOB ? C.B.B. summer 2003 Male - 25?, 247 grams and female - 30?, 344 grams, full grown adults ready to breed. Both animals have great color, although the female is outstanding. Produced by Brad McCarthy. 1.0 Shield Nosed Cobra ? $225 Aspidelaps scutatus scutatus DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2002 - 20?, 152 grams, full grown adult. This guy has an excellent orange body with a solid black head/neck. Produced by Jim Merli 1.1 Broad Banded Copperheads - $225 pair Agkistrodon contortrix laticinctus DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003 Male ~ 26?, 220 grams and female ~ 27?, 404 grams, full grown adults. They have been showing breeding activity, but nothing confirmed. Male has nice color, but the female has incredible orange. The female had a slight tail injury when she was young (before I acquired her), but it doesn?t affect her negatively at all. Produced by Marty Peidl 1.0 Western Massasauga ? $75 Sistrurus catenatus tergeminus DOB ? C.B.B. fall 2003 ~ 24?, full grown adult. Produced by Kevin Brown 1.1 Panamint Speckled Rattlesnakes ? $300 pair Crotalus mitchelli stephensi DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2004 Male ~ 21?-22?, 108 grams and female - 26?, 301 grams, small adults. I was told by the breeder that this specific local stayed relatively small and they have. They?re around 2 ft and don?t appear to be getting any larger. Both animals have very nice color to them. Produced by Kevin Brown. 1.1 West African Gaboon Vipers ? $500 pair Bitis gabonica rhinoceros DOB ? C.B.B spring 2006. Male - 36?, 1370 grams and female - 40?, 2550 grams, sub-adults. These guys have NICE size to them and the female is going to be a big girl. They?re barely 18 months old and won?t be slowing down anytime soon. I was told their parents are rather large too. The male has nice tan and purple and the female has lots of pink. I haven?t tried to breed them, but I?ve observed a lot of courting, and what I believe to be copulation. These are NOT for the faint of heart. Produced by Matt Crews. 1.0 Red Spitting Cobra ? $350 Naja pallida DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2003. ~ 48?, full grown adult. I purchased this guy as a male, but I?m not 100% sure. Sex can be verified if needed. ?He? has excellent color and iridescence. Very laid back for a Naja, but he is still a cobra and must be treated as such. He is about to shed so I?ll have a more accurate length and weight when he does. Produced by Xotic Pets. 0.1 Banded Egyptian Cobra ? $200 Naja annulifera DOB ? C.B.B. spring 2005 ~ 18?, dwarf adult. This little girl is rather tiny for an annulifera. The breeder raised her and she never really grew much. She is rather stocky and clumsy, but has great pattern and color. She is very unlikely to produce any offspring, however is rather ?cute?. She is VERY willing to bite, often with little warning. Produced by Sean Trimbach. |
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Those were very scary creatures,
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LMAO he was in a cage yes until I came home and found him loose!
Thats when I took this pic.I dont know how he got the lid lock off all I can say is he is very tricky. I have witnessed how fast his toxins work on larger mammals and this is not for the faint off heart! He has a mind of his own the slick little bastard got loose again tonight no telling were the fuck he is at this hour he already got all the neighborhood cats. ![]() |
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is that supposed to be funny?
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whoah... im scared of snakes...
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