I am REALLY FUCKING TIRED of....

[Humpy Leftnut]

People coasting through red lights. What the fuck. It's reached pandemic levels here, sometimes the light is completely red, someone keeps coasting, and THEN SOMEONE FOLLOWS THEMM!!!! I'm going to start keeping an old milkshake in my car, so when I'm turning left and someone goes through, I'm gonna fuckin baste the motherfucker... Cost them a car wash or worse..

Now I know I'm trying to sound like a badass here, but the truth is, if they have a convertible... I don't think I'm angry enough for that.. But I HOPE they have a fucking window open. FUCKERS!

One time I was turning left, the light turned red, and I stopped.. The guy behind in me in a pickup was so angry I didn't go through the red light, that he went AROUND ME to go through and make a left turn, through a very solid red... What an asshole I was huh? Stopping, imagine.

Another time I was turning left, and a tow-truck driver went through a red.. It turned yellow, he was stopped at the line (heavy traffic) and then BOOM he starts to go as it turns red!! WHILE towing a car, and had the family in the cab with him! I was so mad, he left three cars waiting to turn left, so he could coast through a solid red light.. Fucker! Well not that time.. I took a U-Turn instead of my left, got up in front of him, and wedged my car so he couldn't go anywhere.. So there this family was, staring at me.. I'm yelling at the driver, he's yelling back.. I sat there for a good minute, just to make sure he lost any time he'd gained... Then I realized he was a tow truck driver, had tow truck driver friends, and they were most likely on their way.. So I uhhh... I let him go. ;P

My mom wasn't very happy in the passenger seat but wtf right?

[Annoying]

I am assuming this is a joke but I failed to read all of that cfrap. Everyone else will too. So let me just say HA HA and give you a big and we will call it a day. Is that okay Chico? Good.

[Humpy Leftnut]

You keep that in a macro, you jr sig ho?

[Phoenix]

if you can dodge a bullet...keep doing these things...if not

let it go man....no need to get into a fight with some crazy person

[CDSmith]

Here in Winnipeg they installed cameras at various intersections around the city and have been nailing idiots who run the lights as well as speeders.

A lot less people run reds now.

[BradM]

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Here in Winnipeg they installed cameras at various intersections around the city and have been nailing idiots who run the lights as well as speeders.

A lot less people run reds now.

Most major intersections in southern california have red-light cameras and have for some time. No one runs reds here. In 3 years I've not seen 1 red runner because no one knows which lights have cameras or not anymore.

[Humpy Leftnut]

I used to be able to respond with "I live in Canada, we don't have guns here"

but nowadays I'd be foolishly mistaken.

I don't know why, but I'm less scared around scary people. I seem to know how to play their game, so they don't get to me.. Sometimes I find myself in pretty fucked up situations (stupidly).. Take for example, Phoenix Forum this year lol.

I'm out bar hopping and drankin with Chris from FTV Girls, Lia 19, Brett from Dorm Bucks, whole bunch of other cats.. In between bars, we hit a convenient store.. I have to piss like a racehorse... So I walk around the back of the building and let 'er rip.. As I'm walking there, I notice there's a middle aged guy sitting at a plastic table outside the store, talking to himself... Some vietnam shit, like "I'm gonna kill them all, all of them bastards, nobody will live" that kinda shit.. Just muttering to himself as he has a smoke..

I finish my piss, walk back past him, and into the store.. My buddies are in line.. I tell them there's a crazy motherfucker outside talking about killing people... But I mean fuck waiting in line for nothing, I'm gonna go check him out..

So I go outside, and stare him down... He stares me down... It lasts maybe 15 seconds, and he says "what are you looking at" And I said something like "A crazy motherfucker talking to himself, what the fuck is your issue?" So he says...

Sit down.

Okie doke! So I sit down. We start talking, I'm all drunk, he starts swearing at me.. So I start swearing back.. He tells me I'm crazy. I tell him he talks to himself about killing people, and I'm the crazy one? Lol.. So we're yellin back and forth (at the same table, mind you) and my friends come out now.. like wtf? Anyways it's time to leave crazy guy alone, so I get up, walk away to the car..

on the way, I grab my pants, look back at him and said "HEY! LOOK!" and pulled my pants down and moon him, and then he looks over and goes "OHHH!" and covers his face... hahah that was classic.. I gave him another moon out the window on the way lol

But yeah I realized after that maybe messing with an American in gun central who is already talking about killing people... maybe not so smart...

[Humpy Leftnut]

We have red light cameras here too, but in bleeding-heart-central that is Toronto, they're all clearly marked. We all know which intersections have them, because they have a sign that says "Red Light Camera" lol.

I live right near one, people slam on their brakes for that one, and coast through all the others around it!

[CDSmith]

Originally Posted by Humpy Leftnut

I used to be able to respond with "I live in Canada, we don't have guns here"

but nowadays I'd be foolishly mistaken.

I don't know why, but I'm less scared around scary people. I seem to know how to play their game, so they don't get to me.. Sometimes I find myself in pretty fucked up situations (stupidly).. Take for example, Phoenix Forum this year lol.

I'm out bar hopping and drankin with Chris from FTV Girls, Lia 19, Brett from Dorm Bucks, whole bunch of other cats.. In between bars, we hit a convenient store.. I have to piss like a racehorse... So I walk around the back of the building and let 'er rip.. As I'm walking there, I notice there's a middle aged guy sitting at a plastic table outside the store, talking to himself... Some vietnam shit, like "I'm gonna kill them all, all of them bastards, nobody will live" that kinda shit.. Just muttering to himself as he has a smoke..

I finish my piss, walk back past him, and into the store.. My buddies are in line.. I tell them there's a crazy motherfucker outside talking about killing people... But I mean fuck waiting in line for nothing, I'm gonna go check him out..

So I go outside, and stare him down... He stares me down... It lasts maybe 15 seconds, and he says "what are you looking at" And I said something like "A crazy motherfucker talking to himself, what the fuck is your issue?" So he says...

Sit down.

Okie doke! So I sit down. We start talking, I'm all drunk, he starts swearing at me.. So I start swearing back.. He tells me I'm crazy. I tell him he talks to himself about killing people, and I'm the crazy one? Lol.. So we're yellin back and forth (at the same table, mind you) and my friends come out now.. like wtf? Anyways it's time to leave crazy guy alone, so I get up, walk away to the car..

on the way, I grab my pants, look back at him and said "HEY! LOOK!" and pulled my pants down and moon him, and then he looks over and goes "OHHH!" and covers his face... hahah that was classic.. I gave him another moon out the window on the way lol

But yeah I realized after that maybe messing with an American in gun central who is already talking about killing people... maybe not so smart...

Dude....

[Humpy Leftnut]

Can't walk around life scared of everyone, they get off on that kinda thing