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Old 09-08-2002, 12:11 PM   #1
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How To Impress A Women
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN


Show up naked.
Bring food

Yepp thats about it

He he

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Old 09-08-2002, 12:27 PM   #2
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So true!

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Old 09-08-2002, 12:29 PM   #3
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See women are lucky
they dont have to work hard at it
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Old 09-08-2002, 12:40 PM   #4
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Old 09-08-2002, 01:01 PM   #5
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I agree!
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Old 09-08-2002, 01:13 PM   #6
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exactly
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:18 PM   #7
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No you got it wrong...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Money
Muscles
Big cock

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Attractive
Affectionate
No kids
No mental disorder
No STD
No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
Under X lbs
Under X age
Works out -- tight body
Eats healthy
Pussy always warm and wet
Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
Loves a cock in her mouth
Loves a cock in her pussy
Loves a cock in her ass
Knows how to moan
Knows how to move
Knows how to sing
Gives good massage
Good cook
Intelligent
Witty
Loves everything about me
She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time.
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:33 PM   #8
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See women are lucky
they dont have to work hard at it
and some women are married to men who don't put out..
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:41 PM   #9
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and some women are married to men who don't put out..
He's crazy -- you're hot!

ICQ me #1622420 and maybe we can negotiate some items off my TOS.
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:45 PM   #10
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No you got it wrong...

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Money
Muscles
Big cock

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Attractive
Affectionate
No kids
No mental disorder
No STD
No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
Under X lbs
Under X age
Works out -- tight body
Eats healthy
Pussy always warm and wet
Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
Loves a cock in her mouth
Loves a cock in her pussy
Loves a cock in her ass
Knows how to moan
Knows how to move
Knows how to sing
Gives good massage
Good cook
Intelligent
Witty
Loves everything about me
She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time.
Ok I like yours way better...
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Old 09-08-2002, 07:35 PM   #11
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN


Show up naked.
Bring food

Yepp thats about it

He he

ChrisL
Why impress her? do you really feel you have to prove yourself to a woman? tease her, give her no special attention, and persue other women. If she wants you then she knows what to do, show up naked, LOL!!!
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Old 09-08-2002, 10:56 PM   #12
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Old 09-08-2002, 10:59 PM   #13
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Money
Muscles
Big cock

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Attractive
Affectionate
No kids
No mental disorder
No STD
No drugs (bong breath is nasty)
Under X lbs
Under X age
Works out -- tight body
Eats healthy
Pussy always warm and wet
Multiple orgasmic ejaculator
Loves a cock in her mouth
Loves a cock in her pussy
Loves a cock in her ass
Knows how to moan
Knows how to move
Knows how to sing
Gives good massage
Good cook
Intelligent
Witty
Loves everything about me
She signs this TOS -- and I can make additions at any time

LOL... Yeah this seems more right
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Old 09-08-2002, 11:12 PM   #15
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i am surprised having an expensive car wasn't on the list,,
girls like a man with a nice ride
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Old 09-09-2002, 05:15 AM   #16
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every list gets significantly shorter when BOTH ARE DRUNK... hehehehe...
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Old 09-09-2002, 05:37 AM   #17
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How to impress a woman?

Don't forget her Wedding Anniversary

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Old 09-09-2002, 09:42 AM   #18
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How to impress a woman?

Don't speak just lick!
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Old 09-10-2002, 01:24 AM   #19
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every list gets significantly shorter when BOTH ARE DRUNK... hehehehe...
So true

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Old 09-10-2002, 02:53 AM   #20
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hahahaha, it's funny caus it's true
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