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Old 08-24-2007, 12:03 PM   #1
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What's the first thing you say or do after sex?
Okay, let's hear it!

What's the first thing you do after sex?

I tell her to get me a towel to clean up



















and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

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Old 08-24-2007, 12:04 PM   #2
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:05 PM   #3
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I usually try and stay inside for a while and just catch my breath. Then I make the move for the towel and my girl goes to the bathroom to "clean up"
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:07 PM   #5
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:08 PM   #6
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:10 PM   #7
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:15 PM   #8
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:18 PM   #9
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:20 PM   #10
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:20 PM   #11
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:22 PM   #12
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:25 PM   #13
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:26 PM   #14
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:31 PM   #15
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:41 PM   #16
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:51 PM   #17
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:08 PM   #18
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:09 PM   #19
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:10 PM   #20
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:15 PM   #21
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Okay, let's hear it!

What's the first thing you do after sex?

I tell her to get me a towel to clean up




















and the other chick to make me a sandwich!

And by "her" you mean "him" right?
And by "chick" you mean "dude" right?

But seriously, I go for the trusty cum rag and clean up...not much to say.
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:15 PM   #22
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:30 PM   #23
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:35 PM   #24
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:38 PM   #25
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:41 PM   #26
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Old 08-24-2007, 01:45 PM   #27
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roll over, light a smoke, roll back over, look at her, and say..."You still here?"
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:47 PM   #28
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Old 08-24-2007, 02:53 PM   #29
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:00 PM   #30
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:39 PM   #31
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:44 PM   #32
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i feel kinda strange

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Old 08-24-2007, 03:48 PM   #34
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Old 08-24-2007, 03:49 PM   #35
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:03 PM   #36
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Old 08-24-2007, 04:10 PM   #37
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Old 08-24-2007, 07:49 PM   #43
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worry about gravitational short'cummings' (get that towel - always me), she controls her abdominal catchment area, i patch the oozing and prepare for the next issue.
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:09 PM   #47
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:12 PM   #48
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:13 PM   #49
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