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SmokeyTheBear · 08-28-2007, 10:53 AM

My future wife

jonesonyou · 08-28-2007, 10:54 AM

what a idiot.

sweetcuties · 08-28-2007, 10:57 AM

Yea, she's dumb... I saw the Miss USA comp when she spoke and I was like wtf. She's all over youtube, getting it bad from pretty much everyone. She was on the Today show earlier, sounded intelligent but it was no doubt, rehearsed

SmokeyTheBear · 08-28-2007, 11:00 AM

heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

SmokeyTheBear · 08-28-2007, 11:01 AM

she wouldnt have been so bad off if she just stopped after "most americans don't have maps"

it would have been kind of comical and probably true

MikeB · 08-28-2007, 11:02 AM

If you get nervous, it is easy to ramble without making much sense. That said, previous observations may be right.

kingtool · 08-28-2007, 11:07 AM

I feel bad for her... she's just a kid and she was put on the spot. I get all mumbly and stupid when I'm nervous so I now how she feels.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-28-2007, 11:15 AM

that was some funny shit

Twisted Dave · 08-28-2007, 11:20 AM

Holy shit ... that's horrible to watch. She's actually fucking hot ... but that was ... oh Good Lord!

:o

OzMan · 08-28-2007, 11:37 AM

Smokey you need to get out more... or should that be stay in more...this is the second old video I've seen you posting in the last day

and like was said in another thread about her... imagine what you could talk her into

"ok now I'm gonna need you to spread your legs for world peace mmkay? "

Iron Fist · 08-28-2007, 11:37 AM

The guy holding the mike was probably praying she kept it under 30 seconds...

CyberHustler · 08-28-2007, 11:55 AM

I fucked her 2 years from now... I think

SilkyJohnson · 08-28-2007, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

The guy holding the mike was probably praying she kept it under 30 seconds...

That guy...is A.C. Slater!! Show some respect!!

Connor · 08-28-2007, 12:02 PM

Hahahaha... oh MAN, you think when she plays that video when she's 50 she'll be able to laugh? Or will this one event set of a chain of events that lead to her complete and utter destruction? I mean, people HAVE become hopeless alcoholics for LESS..... :D

stev0 · 08-28-2007, 12:02 PM

hahaha, that's gotta be embarassing

kazper · 08-28-2007, 12:03 PM

I completely understand she was nervous, but I don't get the point she is trying to make...

Flynn · 08-28-2007, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

Thanks for translating that.

I wanted to do it but I couldn't.

Tom_PM · 08-28-2007, 12:20 PM

My god, what a perfect example of why kids in the U.S. can hardly figure out what a map even is, lol.

She should have pointed out that in the US, we fund the flavor of the day pork rather than education and that the audience need look no further than in the mirror because we vote in this country. Or maybe not.

SteveLightspeed · 08-28-2007, 12:24 PM

She sounded just like a few *unnamed* past convention seminar speakers after a hard night partying....

Couple longtime favorites:

On why to build a paysite:
"Paysites are mostly for sites that make you pay."

On hit counting terms:
"Its a "raw hit" before you count it, a "unique" when you count it, and an "impression" when it makes a good impression."

J. Falcon · 08-28-2007, 12:26 PM

I feel bad for her.

gecko · 08-28-2007, 12:32 PM

I feel sorry for her, and yes being nervous can do stuff like that

Tom_PM · 08-28-2007, 12:33 PM

Not a bad parody from Miss West Carolina (she's pretty hot too): https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

Vitasoy · 08-28-2007, 12:41 PM

Well not all is for lost ;)

KILL_FRENZY · 08-28-2007, 02:16 PM

seen this vid before and made me laugh really hard

tg989 · 08-28-2007, 02:21 PM

again, more proof that freebasing coke is not a good thing to do before appearing on national tv.

PantiesDropped · 08-28-2007, 02:48 PM

That's how dumb girls are now days.

V_RocKs · 08-28-2007, 04:01 PM

That's my girl!

SilkyJohnson · 08-28-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Not a bad parody from Miss West Carolina (she's pretty hot too): https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUE1Cu04Jzo

West Carolina is a great state to visit...I highly recommend it.

Steve Awesome · 08-28-2007, 04:22 PM

Holy fuck that is priceless.

nikki99 · 08-28-2007, 04:28 PM

saw it yesterday and mades me lol

HouseHead · 08-28-2007, 04:33 PM

had alotta ppl loling today lolololorofl

st0ned · 08-28-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

ROFL! Intelligence at it's finest

MikeB · 08-28-2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

She sounded just like a few *unnamed* past convention seminar speakers after a hard night partying....

Couple longtime favorites:

On why to build a paysite:
"Paysites are mostly for sites that make you pay."

On hit counting terms:
"Its a "raw hit" before you count it, a "unique" when you count it, and an "impression" when it makes a good impression."

You are bringing back memories....

Porno Dan · 08-28-2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heres the transcript

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

She is so damn hot she will never have to work if she doesn't want to

Spunky · 08-28-2007, 05:19 PM

She's been gobbling too many black cock..it penetrated her brain

Drake · 08-28-2007, 05:31 PM

That's a Hall of Fame answer.

pornask · 08-28-2007, 05:39 PM

that dude has done phenomenal job holding back... he was just about to explode laughing you can tell :D

VeriSexy · 08-29-2007, 01:38 AM

awwww poor girl

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	heres the transcript "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children." __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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