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bobby666 · 10-03-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by thonglife

Did he look like this?

haha

polish_aristocrat · 10-03-2007, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by tical

you forgot

4. 12 gauge shotgun

yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....

will76 · 10-03-2007, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

yeah he'd shot the burglar and go to prison....

hey polish, hows it going. ?

polish_aristocrat · 10-03-2007, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

hey polish, hows it going. ?

hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well

will76 · 10-03-2007, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

hey my buddy will, things are not bad here, i hope you're having a good time as well

peterk · 10-03-2007, 03:23 AM

I hate when things like this one happens but I'm glad that you are ok.

lukemason · 10-03-2007, 03:27 AM

good thing your ok man that's the most important part

JamesK · 10-03-2007, 03:32 AM

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sonofsam · 10-03-2007, 04:09 AM

I love some of you people with the "I would have done this and that"

most of you need to shut the fuck up, cause you'd be hiding under your bed in a fetal possition crying your eyes out

Ross · 10-03-2007, 04:14 AM

If anyone were ever to break into my house they first have to get passed my big dog - he's a labrador and very friendly but damn he gets pissed when people threaten me.

Then if they somehow managed to get by the dog, they would have to get passed my solid iron bar I keep upstairs and also one down stairs in the kitchen just incase.

If they got passed that then they can pretty much take what they want I guess

Aka_Bluey · 10-03-2007, 04:47 AM

A friend has this sign hangen up at his place, gets a few raised eyebrows, lol.

Instead of hangen a "Beware of the dog" sign.

He has,

"The bible says to forgive one's trespassers, we dont we shoot the bastards".

Lykos · 10-03-2007, 07:09 AM

that really sux,sorry to hear that!

SifuE · 10-03-2007, 07:23 AM

Good to know ur safe, I just moved to Az an own like 9 guns 8 rifles 4 machine guns. Let them break in ill put 30+ rounds thru them with my AK-47..

pornguy · 10-03-2007, 08:10 AM

You should have kicked the door into his face and then beat the living shit out of him, When the cops arrived, just tell them he fell. But be honest about the falling. He fell 3 or 4 times.

cool1 · 10-03-2007, 08:22 AM

bummers to hear that.
you should forget the baseball bat and go get one of those samurai swords.
much better for swingin than a bat, does more damage too.

Trixie Racer · 10-03-2007, 08:42 AM

I wait for the day someone breaks in while I'm home..

Tom_PM · 10-03-2007, 09:03 AM

What a crazy situation.. glad it ended without any bloodshed. Can't imagine a worse situation except a bullet riddled body, just like on tv! blah.

Your steps seem right to me. You can buy stickers for your windows that indicate your house has alarm systems. Anyone but a seriously professional burglar will immediately leave if they think you have alarms.

There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.

Better to work to prevent them WANTING to come in, than shoot or stab or bludgeon them after the fact. If they get in, your system failed... Look at it that way and you'll be in a good frame of mind to proceed.

Trixie Racer · 10-03-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago.

That is exactly why you need to use a gun and empty the entire clip! A dead man cannot sue.

ShellyCrash · 10-03-2007, 09:27 AM

I used to live alone in this small 2 bedroom bungalow I was renting. I had the worst time with a prowler. He tried to break into the house several times, tried to take the door knob off with a hammer, etc. I'm glad he never got in, but he made several attempts and the cops never did anything to catch him. I think I would have pissed myself if he ever broke through the door. I can't imagine being face to face with a burgaler in my home. That sucks you didn't have a weapon of some kind. After dealing with that wackjob I keep myself armed to the teeth.

rowan · 10-04-2007, 07:36 PM

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10-03-2007, 03:32 AM	#58
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10-03-2007, 04:09 AM	#59
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10-03-2007, 04:47 AM	#61
Aka_Bluey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 631	A friend has this sign hangen up at his place, gets a few raised eyebrows, lol. Instead of hangen a "Beware of the dog" sign. He has, "The bible says to forgive one's trespassers, we dont we shoot the bastards". __________________ Things that make ya go hmmmm....

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	If anyone were ever to break into my house they first have to get passed my big dog - he's a labrador and very friendly but damn he gets pissed when people threaten me. Then if they somehow managed to get by the dog, they would have to get passed my solid iron bar I keep upstairs and also one down stairs in the kitchen just incase. If they got passed that then they can pretty much take what they want I guess

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10-03-2007, 09:03 AM	#67
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	What a crazy situation.. glad it ended without any bloodshed. Can't imagine a worse situation except a bullet riddled body, just like on tv! blah. Your steps seem right to me. You can buy stickers for your windows that indicate your house has alarm systems. Anyone but a seriously professional burglar will immediately leave if they think you have alarms. There was a case here where a burglar got in to someones home, and the home owner stabbed them multiple times with a kitchen knife and managed to paralyze the guy in the process. The burgaler WON the court case against the homeowner. Fucked up. I think it was on Oprah a few years ago. Better to work to prevent them WANTING to come in, than shoot or stab or bludgeon them after the fact. If they get in, your system failed... Look at it that way and you'll be in a good frame of mind to proceed. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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ShellyCrash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 6,708	I used to live alone in this small 2 bedroom bungalow I was renting. I had the worst time with a prowler. He tried to break into the house several times, tried to take the door knob off with a hammer, etc. I'm glad he never got in, but he made several attempts and the cops never did anything to catch him. I think I would have pissed myself if he ever broke through the door. I can't imagine being face to face with a burgaler in my home. That sucks you didn't have a weapon of some kind. After dealing with that wackjob I keep myself armed to the teeth. __________________ Start making money with the hottest hookup site! up to $55 PPS or up to 75% Revshare ICQ 196766477

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