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RightHandMan · 10-04-2007, 11:41 PM

51 lap dances

Profits of Doom · 10-04-2007, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is...

ADG

Wouldn't that be Alice's Restaurant, 18 minutes and 20 seconds of pure Hell? It would have to be a pretty fucking hot stripper and good lap dance to keep me from vomiting...

Madame0120 · 10-05-2007, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, or whatever the longest song ever written is...

ADG

In The Garden Of Eden.

Anna_Miller · 10-05-2007, 06:33 AM

Whatever the stripper's favorite song is... 'cuz if she is moving good then I'm not paying attention to the music

TG Rebecca · 10-05-2007, 07:20 AM

"caress me down" by sublime?

ShellyCrash · 10-05-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

This is like the Holy Grail of stripper songs. A girl I dated used to dance to this and "Black No 1" from Type O Negative, one of my all time favorite bands

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2fX6hV1kuWg

Sweet. Do you remember when Peter Steele faked his death a few years back? I think I might have even posted about it on this board.

Danzig's always gotta pen one for the strippers.... Killer Wolf is also a great Danzig pole classic.

XMaster · 10-05-2007, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TTiger

massive attack - angel

a bit slow imo.

I would prefer:

Tricky : Overcome
Nelly Furtado : Promiscuous Girl
Justin_Timberlake : My Love
Alex Gopher : The Child
Lenny Kravitz : I Belong To You

and for a very deep and transcendent experience i would recommend "Acid Eiffel" by Laurent Garnier. (the girl must be very good though).

G-Rotica · 10-05-2007, 07:41 AM

Dope Show

SykkBoy · 10-05-2007, 09:17 AM

one of the best lapdances i ever had was a 5 foot stripper grinding to Cat Scratch Fever by Nugent

there was also a dirty little mynx who gave me a lapdance to Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots" and it was amazing...

I hate slow song lapdances

RawAlex · 10-05-2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Wouldn't that be Alice's Restaurant, 18 minutes and 20 seconds of pure Hell? It would have to be a pretty fucking hot stripper and good lap dance to keep me from vomiting...

Actually, you could go for Frank Zappa's Billy The Mountain... the "short" version is 26 minutes or so.

donkevlar · 10-05-2007, 02:01 PM

The Monster Mashhhh

Kard63 · 10-05-2007, 03:58 PM

inagadadavida - 17 minutes

Viper2K1 · 10-05-2007, 04:07 PM

She Works Hard For The Money (Donna Summer)

Worldnet · 10-05-2007, 04:53 PM

My old favorite from days gone by was MC Lucious with "Boom I fucked Your Boyfriend"! It was the best.

Brother Bilo · 10-05-2007, 05:15 PM

Wow, I can't believe nobody broke this thread off with some Def Leopard - Pour Some Sugar On Me.

I think it's in stripper DNA to break you off a hell of a lap dance when the song comes on.

Brother Bilo · 10-05-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Madame0120

Insults have less impact, when miss-spelled. You did however ? in one incomplete sentence, highlight, not just your ignorance but your bigotry too.

What, are you new here? Comebacks require more than just attacking the spelling of the post. That's the weakest and least respected comeback ever. You can do it, just try a little harder next time.

Alright now kid, whataya say nowwwwww, whataya say.

SilentKnight · 10-05-2007, 05:54 PM

Gotta go with Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing.

If I had a dime for every lapdance I saw to that song in the 80s...

gornyhuy · 10-05-2007, 06:07 PM

Did anybody say Inna Gadda Da Vida? ITs like 2 hours long.

EDIT: Fuck, like 10 people already said that.

gornyhuy · 10-05-2007, 06:08 PM

Fine - Echoes by Pink Floyd is about 28 minutes long for one song. I vote for that.

tehHinjew · 10-05-2007, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Madame0120

Insults have less impact, when miss-spelled. You did however ? in one incomplete sentence, highlight, not just your ignorance but your bigotry too.

wow relax, we are good friends..

Decadawn · 10-05-2007, 06:44 PM

Deep Purple - Child in Time

the song lasts more than 7 minutes.. it's a greal deal ;)

Bird · 10-05-2007, 06:55 PM

The thong song, Thong, tha thong, thong thong.

MissMina · 10-05-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Nasty Girl - Vanity 6

That's my shit!

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