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Compdoctor · 10-06-2007, 05:33 AM

Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form.

The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers...

nico-t · 10-06-2007, 06:46 AM

the hard part is getting a girl buy YOU a drink

Iron Fist · 10-06-2007, 11:02 AM

I don't know which bars you go to, but most girls in the bars i've been in, all expect me to pay the tab. Only the fugly ones are the ones making offers (both offers actually to be specific)

Compdoctor · 10-06-2007, 06:19 PM

Then you go to the wrong bars. Try a country bar, where most of the men are chewing red necks, and you walk in looking country, but with money, they will be all over ya

Spunky · 10-06-2007, 06:26 PM

Why do only the chubs buy me beer?

BOSS1 · 10-06-2007, 06:46 PM

ill keept it in mind

sperbonzo · 10-06-2007, 08:19 PM

I really can't believe that so many of you didn't get the joke!!

It's actually funnier reading your replies than the joke itself!!!

Redrob · 10-06-2007, 08:29 PM

That beer is bad stuff. In the morning, you may find yourself in bed with a strange woman and wonder if you are gonna be a daddy.

starpimps · 10-06-2007, 08:31 PM

yeah and worse of all it has many side effects
like a beer belly

damn those female sexual predators

CurrentlySober · 10-06-2007, 08:34 PM

whats a 'woman'?

BlueDesignStudios · 10-07-2007, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob

That beer is bad stuff. In the morning, you may find yourself in bed with a strange woman and wonder if you are gonna be a daddy.

possibly a better outcome than finding yourself in a bed with 3 trannies and knowing you won't be a daddy ever again :P

woj · 10-07-2007, 08:21 AM

Angie77 · 10-07-2007, 11:31 AM

haha cute thread

Jayvis · 10-07-2007, 11:46 AM

Definitely agree with the country bar thing. Went to one for the first time the other night and girls go out of their way to find a non douche bag redneck.

gandalfuy · 10-07-2007, 01:52 PM

im a dead man...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-07-2007, 03:07 PM

ADG

WarChild · 10-07-2007, 03:08 PM

The Doc called, he wants you to join him back in the future.

Gambrinus · 10-07-2007, 07:34 PM

There are some seriously dumb motherfuckers in this thread.

sortie · 10-07-2007, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Spunky · 10-07-2007, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambrinus

There are some seriously dumb motherfuckers in this thread.

Sarcasm

martinsc · 10-07-2007, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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10-06-2007, 05:33 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Read this if you go to bars or clubs Guys, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called "beer" that is essentially in liquid form. The most effective varieties are being shipped in from other countries. "Beer" is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that this "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Please! Forward this to every man you know... There is safety in numbers... __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

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