Iran to fire '11,000 rockets in minute' if attacked - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

I just finished a ' Domaine de Moulines ' , a nice 2005 Merlot ( French naturally ), and I don't know if it is the wine or the idiot, but I am having a good time.

Work will wait till tomorrow .... ???

BTW, where are ' TheTruthHurts' and 'SimpleSimon' ....

Ah the French. My favorite people. Almost let Hitler conquer the world, but lets not discuss that. They did give us the Statue of Liberty after all.

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 07:56 PM

I am fucking amazed that you people think these are peace loving people that want to live and let live. I'm a liberal democrat, but you people have me so afraid now I'm going to vote republican

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Curious, where do you live?

I think greywolf live in a tent, I live in a cave, and you live in a trailer park with your ' cousin ' ....

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

I hope this guy hangs around for a while.

Sure is good entertainment

He'll be asking where everyone is from next and then telling them how shitty their countries are - then on to 40 pages of how wonderful his country is

Same old pattern!

buzzy · 10-20-2007, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I am fucking amazed that you people think these are peace loving people that want to live and let live. I'm a liberal democrat, but you people have me so afraid now I'm going to vote republican

Have you ever been to Iran?

minusonebit · 10-20-2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

huuuummmmmm.....

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

I think greywolf live in a tent, I live in a cave, and you live in a trailer park with your ' cousin ' ....

Damn - true to form!!!!! *lol*

Na.. I can't afford a tent - just got a cardbox box here. Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF!

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzy

Have you ever been to Iran?

Yeah, I go their every week for the camel races and the turbin strip shows.

You don't have to eat shit to assume it probably doesn't taste good, or have you eaten shit?

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Damn - true to form!!!!! *lol*

Na.. I can't afford a tent - just got a cardbox box here. Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF!

What this has to do with anything please explain

minusonebit · 10-20-2007, 08:01 PM

I used to think that we might be able to emerge from the Bush occupation with a nation in tatters though still mostly intact. Now, I am not sure if we can wait until the end of the error. We might not make it that far.

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Shit - you are lucky to have a cave DF!

.. and with a skylight ... just annoying when it rains.... but I then take my monthly shower ....

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

What this has to do with anything please explain

You don't care about directfiesta living in a cave and me only having a cardboard box???? Tut, tut

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

I used to think that we might be able to emerge from the Bush occupation with a nation in tatters though still mostly intact. Now, I am not sure if we can wait until the end of the error. We might not make it that far.

I'm sorry to say you guys are making me think there might be a legitimate reason for that pyschopath to be in office!

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

You don't care about directfiesta living in a cave and me only having a cardboard box???? Tut, tut

I don't give a fuck it you're a crab living in my mother's used snatch. Just don't tell me the Iranian government is out to promote peace and prosperity because you're scaring the living shit out of me!

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

.. and with a skylight ... just annoying when it rains.... but I then take my monthly shower ....

I'm one up on that with my cardbox box man - everytime it rains, I got shower facilities and pray to Allah that the rain will stop

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

I'm one up on that with my cardbox box man - everytime it rains, I got shower facilities and pray to Allah that the rain will stop

The way it sounds you two are probably living together in a cave in Afhganhistan, but what the fuck do I know

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:09 PM

Papillon · 10-20-2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

but what the fuck do I know

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

That's a nice view from an Afghanistan cave!

Do you guys get enough lube out there or is it expensive?

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

That's a nice view from an Afghanistan cave!

Do you guys get enough lube out there or is it expensive?

do you feel the hook ????

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

are probably living together in a cave in Afhganhistan...

Damn - how did you know that???

Na.. but you are almost correct - directfiesta lives in a cave up the side of the mountain and my cardbox box is on the highway to Kabul

Which country are you from BTW???

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:17 PM

Well, you guys certainly converted me. I could never understand why there were so many republicans in this country but I am switching over immediatley.

With people like you out there thinking Iran is some fucking civil liberties country, I'm fucking pissing in my pants. I don't believe in intelligent design, capital punishment, anti-abortion or any of that but this is about protecting idiots despite themselves.

Thank God I met up with you idiots, or I might have cast the wrong deciding vote

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Which country are you from BTW???

... and can you post a pic of yourself .....

fuck, I'm chocking...

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:21 PM

Just another observation ... it's awesome how ignorance can assume "you guys" are saying stuff which "you guys" have not even addressed or even discussed

That is another of the tendencies from the Stickyfingerz brigade - they knew it all before anyone said anything

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:23 PM

I'll let you guys finish your romance. Does allah forgive you for that shit? I didn't know. I heard Jesus does but I think he expects you to stop (not that you necessarily have to, that's what's so great about Jesus).

Anyway, this was fun but I find it boring and ludicrous now and hope you are either joking or really busy in your cave together. Have a good one. I'm sure we'll run into reach other again.

Praise Allah!

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

... and can you post a pic of yourself .....

fuck, I'm chocking...

Yea yea yea - you show me yours and I'll show you mine! *LOL*

You got a pic of your cave DF?? I'm gonna post a pic of my cardboard box along with the mortgage agreement

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Praise Allah!

Praise Allah - please don't go

You never said which country you are from and was interested in a few pics...

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

... and can you post a pic of yourself .....

fuck, I'm chocking...

Hey, before I take off, what does "chocking" mean? Is that like a new word combining cock and choking? Pretty slick if it is

Seriously. I combine words like that in short stories hoping they'll stick, no shit, really

Later

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:29 PM

my mortgage is with one of those high risk mortgage.

The shelter is repossessing my dwelling ...

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Praise Allah - please don't go

You never said which country you are from and was interested in a few pics...

Mesopotamia! That's why I've very sensitive to the nuking the Iranians. If only they'd let me push the button. I'd turn the entire area to glass and fuck the collateral damage!

DWB · 10-20-2007, 08:33 PM

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How do you think we'd be reacting if a country with 20-100 times our military might put us on their "axis of evil" right as they were invading and setting up bases in Mexico - doing away with another country on their "evil" list?

Bay Of Pigs

The closest we have ever come to a nuclear war. USSR set up shop in Cuba... the USA freaked the fuck out.

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Bay Of Pigs

The closest we have ever come to a nuclear war. USSR set up shop in Cuba... the USA freaked the fuck out.

And made Russia turn around with their tails between their legs, but I do give props to Castro. That's one tough son of a bitch, and he got an undeserved bad rep for being so!

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

my mortgage is with one of those high risk mortgage.

The shelter is repossessing my dwelling ...

Ah... sorry to hear that - the sub-prime market is a gutter. But damn - sure looks bigger than my box and notice you have staples - good solid construction - I'm envious

I was swindled on a Taliban-poppy-field-special-mortage - the company went bust when the US took over the poppy field for their own use

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Mesopotamia! That's why I've very sensitive to the nuking the Iranians.

AH.. So you are lying and ashamed of your country???

Sensitive??? Duh? But you wanted to nuke them earlier.

Is schizophrenia a known disease in your family or did it just "pop up" in your case??? *lol*

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Is schizophrenia a known disease in your family or did it just "pop up" in your case??? *lol*

I'm working on the cure right now. Some Iranian doctor is helping me out. He uses torture to keep my other personalities at bay.

Where the fuck you think I'm from. America! The only place that matters and the place that will fuck someone up if someone fucks with us whether or not it's the right people that deserve it!

We rule the planet! Don't ever doubt that or you'll be sorry if you ever end up mattering whatsoever, even a little and can threaten us.

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Where the fuck you think I'm from. America!

Ah.. that explains a lot - in fact, everything

So... do you often feel threatened and have a need for percieved enemies or is this just during panic attacks?

directfiesta · 10-20-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I'm working on the cure right now. Some Iranian doctor is helping me out. He uses torture to keep my other personalities at bay.

.. I think it would be an American, or a Brit doctor ....

.. or maybe Dr. Phil ....

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Ah.. that explains a lot - in fact, everything

So... do you often feel threatened and have a need for percieved enemies or is this just during panic attacks?

I have panic attacks on a daily basis, but it's only for important things like when I can figure out the next scene in the screenplay I'm writing. As far as demolitioning the rest of the worthless planet, I let my great godly government worry about that

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

.. I think it would be an American, or a Brit doctor ....

.. or maybe Dr. Phil ....

The rest of the country might like the british, but I still have a grudge from 200 years ago

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I have panic attacks on a daily basis, but it's only for important things like when I can figure out the next scene in the screenplay I'm writing.

I see.. Yes, that would explain the failure of the cognitive process.

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Originally Posted by smutnut

As far as demolitioning the rest of the worthless planet, I let my great godly government worry about that

Perception also can be distorted during these attacks and you have demonstrated this so well in references to the "worthless planet" and "godly government"

Tho, you are probably correct about the God who governs you - they have succeeded in a smooth demolition of their own backyard already.

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

The rest of the country might like the british, but I still have a grudge from 200 years ago

I see... so you like to assemble enemies and grudges as an excuse for something to hate??

Tell me... do you feel you are superior to others??

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

I see... so you like to assemble enemies and grudges as an excuse for something to hate??

Tell me... do you feel you are superior to others??

Obviously I'm superior to others. Just look how concerned you are with what I think about myself to help fortify my perception

Where are you from, by the way? No where near as awesome as America I bet. Do you even have football and baseball? Or Hollywood, Or Playboy magazines?

Damn, I feel so bad for the rest of the world

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 09:14 PM

Damned funny thread - started by an imbecile and attracts even more imbecile comments

People-watching has been fun and predictable

Dragan777 · 10-20-2007, 09:15 PM

LOL hahahha

Gottis · 10-20-2007, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA

lets hope this guy returns, i hear he's in iran right now

DS250 · 10-20-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Don't say that to ProfitsOfDoom ....

He is going to go crazy on you and put you on his ignore list ( tough who the fuck cares ... ).

You are the idiot that wnats to quote an article about Russian oil that you don't understand and you want to insult someone else? I am from Russia, yet you, that has never been there, wants to tell me, who lived there most of my life, about it? You should worry about your own idiocy before you mock profitsofdoom

smutnut · 10-20-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWolf

Damned funny thread - started by an imbecile and attracts even more imbecile comments

People-watching has been fun and predictable

Alright, dude, have a good one. I'm really going to crash now. My buzz is wearing off! Feel free to interfere in any thread I'm in or may start in the future.

Have a good one

Drake · 10-20-2007, 09:19 PM

Wouldn't you do the same if you were attacked? lol

GreyWolf · 10-20-2007, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Alright, dude, have a good one. I'm really going to crash now. My buzz is wearing off! Feel free to interfere in any thread I'm in or may start in the future.

Have a good one

It has been a pleasure

And have a good one as well man

Drake · 10-20-2007, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

And made Russia turn around with their tails between their legs, but I do give props to Castro. That's one tough son of a bitch, and he got an undeserved bad rep for being so!

We didn't make Russia turn tail. It was in the interest of everybody for them to leave or the world could face nuclear annihilation. Any country today with nuclear weapons, including Russia, could inflict severe pain on America. The small technological military superiority we likely have over them means very little in the outcome of wars.

10-20-2007, 08:09 PM	#117
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,607	__________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

10-20-2007, 08:29 PM	#129
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,607	my mortgage is with one of those high risk mortgage. The shelter is repossessing my dwelling ... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

10-20-2007, 07:56 PM	#102
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I am fucking amazed that you people think these are peace loving people that want to live and let live. I'm a liberal democrat, but you people have me so afraid now I'm going to vote republican

10-20-2007, 08:01 PM	#110
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	I used to think that we might be able to emerge from the Bush occupation with a nation in tatters though still mostly intact. Now, I am not sure if we can wait until the end of the error. We might not make it that far.

10-20-2007, 08:17 PM	#122
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Well, you guys certainly converted me. I could never understand why there were so many republicans in this country but I am switching over immediatley. With people like you out there thinking Iran is some fucking civil liberties country, I'm fucking pissing in my pants. I don't believe in intelligent design, capital punishment, anti-abortion or any of that but this is about protecting idiots despite themselves. Thank God I met up with you idiots, or I might have cast the wrong deciding vote

10-20-2007, 08:21 PM	#124
GreyWolf So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,036	Just another observation ... it's awesome how ignorance can assume "you guys" are saying stuff which "you guys" have not even addressed or even discussed That is another of the tendencies from the Stickyfingerz brigade - they knew it all before anyone said anything

10-20-2007, 08:23 PM	#125
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I'll let you guys finish your romance. Does allah forgive you for that shit? I didn't know. I heard Jesus does but I think he expects you to stop (not that you necessarily have to, that's what's so great about Jesus). Anyway, this was fun but I find it boring and ludicrous now and hope you are either joking or really busy in your cave together. Have a good one. I'm sure we'll run into reach other again. Praise Allah!

10-20-2007, 09:14 PM	#143
GreyWolf So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,036	Damned funny thread - started by an imbecile and attracts even more imbecile comments People-watching has been fun and predictable

10-20-2007, 09:15 PM	#144
Dragan777 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10	LOL hahahha

10-20-2007, 09:19 PM	#148
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Wouldn't you do the same if you were attacked? lol