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Compdoctor · 10-24-2007, 07:54 AM

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ?Tony Blair.? Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ?Gordon Brown.? We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ?the People.? We'll call the maid ?the Working Class,? and your baby brother we can call ?the Future.? Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.

TG Rebecca · 10-24-2007, 09:02 AM

haha, i've heard it with variations before, but it's definitely a goodie.

G-Rotica · 10-24-2007, 09:04 AM

Oh so true.

J. Falcon · 10-24-2007, 09:13 AM

Pete-KT · 10-24-2007, 09:27 AM

Very nice

Angie77 · 10-24-2007, 09:50 AM

hahaha good one I haven't heard before!

royaljelly2 · 10-24-2007, 10:27 AM

hehehe i like that one!

Jimmy Rock · 10-24-2007, 03:36 PM

pretty funny

[ScreaM] · 10-24-2007, 03:37 PM

lol this was a nice one!

shekinah · 10-24-2007, 04:41 PM

Very good reasoning!

flowereater · 10-24-2007, 04:46 PM

very funny!!!!

Spunky · 10-24-2007, 05:08 PM

Heh heh..that made me chuckle

D · 10-24-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG Rebecca

haha, i've heard it with variations before, but it's definitely a goodie.

Same. Oldie, but goodie.

Keep 'em coming, Compdoctor... I find myself looking forward to 'em.

VeriSexy · 10-24-2007, 05:46 PM

lol............

Compdoctor · 10-24-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D

Same. Oldie, but goodie.

Keep 'em coming, Compdoctor... I find myself looking forward to 'em.

I try hard, sometimes I get busy working, but I always manage to find something

Vitasoy · 10-24-2007, 07:44 PM

heh nice one.

Az A Bay Bay · 10-24-2007, 07:45 PM

hahahahaha gReat joke!!!
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sicone · 10-24-2007, 08:57 PM

bobby666 · 10-24-2007, 11:00 PM

lol

ClubMicah · 10-24-2007, 11:01 PM

tehee i think i piddled a little

calibra · 10-24-2007, 11:16 PM

A good one

martinsc · 10-24-2007, 11:18 PM

woj · 10-24-2007, 11:47 PM

florin · 10-25-2007, 01:29 AM

KILL_FRENZY · 10-25-2007, 04:36 AM

good one

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