Monday's Joke - GoFuckYourself.com

Compdoctor · 10-29-2007, 11:46 AM

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.

'That''s cool.' says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'

'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'

czarina · 10-29-2007, 11:48 AM

haha! that's great... I loved it! Keep them coming!

Got Porn? · 10-29-2007, 11:49 AM

that was a good one

D · 10-29-2007, 11:51 AM

tranza · 10-29-2007, 11:59 AM

Lol, nice one....

yahoo-xxx-girls.com · 10-29-2007, 12:02 PM

Pete-KT · 10-29-2007, 12:02 PM

Now thats a good one

tony286 · 10-29-2007, 12:04 PM

that was very funny.

Violetta · 10-29-2007, 12:09 PM

Elli · 10-29-2007, 12:09 PM

haha that's great!

Farang · 10-29-2007, 01:10 PM

hehehe

Damian_Maxcash · 10-29-2007, 01:14 PM

That was great - I will have to look for Sundays now.....

sicone · 10-29-2007, 01:16 PM

Good shit

gornyhuy · 10-29-2007, 01:36 PM

I love these daily joke threads, I've actually been looking forward to them. Nice work.

jixxi · 10-29-2007, 01:37 PM

Good one! I like it. Hehe...

KILL_FRENZY · 10-29-2007, 03:09 PM

VeriSexy · 10-29-2007, 04:08 PM

lol... good one

Donkey Punch · 10-29-2007, 04:10 PM

ROFL, hilarious

shekinah · 10-29-2007, 04:31 PM

funny!

Az A Bay Bay · 10-29-2007, 05:11 PM

hahahahaha,lol

Az A Bay Bay · 10-29-2007, 05:12 PM

veRy funnie!!!

Spunky · 10-29-2007, 05:14 PM

Lol..that was pretty funny

gecko · 10-29-2007, 05:29 PM

woj · 10-29-2007, 06:15 PM

Vitasoy · 10-30-2007, 12:23 AM

That gave me a chuckle

Snake Doctor · 10-30-2007, 12:24 AM

dat wuz funnay

calibra · 10-30-2007, 01:20 AM

Nice one

sniperwolf · 10-30-2007, 08:23 AM

TG Rebecca · 10-30-2007, 09:08 AM

haha!! i'll definitely relay that one to a few people..

Meeper · 10-30-2007, 09:37 AM

hahaha

10-29-2007, 11:46 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. 'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says. 'That''s cool.' says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.' Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?' 'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!' Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!' About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!' __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

10-29-2007, 11:49 AM	#3
Got Porn? Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,264	that was a good one __________________ Demo Porn2Go's Plug-In Feeds 1st Month Free! No BW Fees! ICQ 303355427 [email protected] RIP TD

10-29-2007, 11:51 AM	#4
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	__________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

10-29-2007, 11:59 AM	#5
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Lol, nice one.... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

10-29-2007, 12:02 PM	#6
yahoo-xxx-girls.com Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 3,143	. __________________ sig too big

10-29-2007, 11:48 AM	#2
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	haha! that's great... I loved it! Keep them coming!

10-29-2007, 12:02 PM	#7
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Now thats a good one

10-29-2007, 12:04 PM	#8
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	that was very funny.

10-29-2007, 12:09 PM	#9
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	__________________ M&A Queen

10-29-2007, 12:09 PM	#10
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	haha that's great! __________________ email: [email protected]

10-29-2007, 01:10 PM	#11
Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,565	hehehe __________________ i sale uncensored chatbots

10-29-2007, 01:14 PM	#12
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	That was great - I will have to look for Sundays now.....

10-29-2007, 01:16 PM	#13
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Good shit __________________

10-29-2007, 01:36 PM	#14
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	I love these daily joke threads, I've actually been looking forward to them. Nice work. __________________ icq:159548293

10-29-2007, 01:37 PM	#15
jixxi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 227	Good one! I like it. Hehe... __________________ Email : [email protected]

10-29-2007, 03:09 PM	#16
KILL_FRENZY Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 6,184	__________________ BOOST YOUR SALES! WordPress Templates \| Joomla Templates \| TGP Templates \| Cartoons \| Custom Design Contact: ICQ - 240130421 \| Email - [email protected]

10-29-2007, 04:08 PM	#17
VeriSexy Join The Royal Family Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,463	lol... good one __________________ Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN! Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos. With TOP RATIO Sites like TeenStarsOnly.com - Earn $$ with our New Site & Bonus Payouts!! ATMovs.com \| iTeenVideo.com \| TeenSexMovs.com \| TeenSexMania.com

10-29-2007, 04:10 PM	#18
Donkey Punch Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: :: PUNCH :: Posts: 1,260	ROFL, hilarious __________________ ICQ:407-837-607 Hosting a Problem? Phat Servers = Answer

10-29-2007, 04:31 PM	#19
shekinah Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,452	funny! __________________ [Web Design \| Development \| Programming \| Content Writing ] ICQ: 238-890-469

10-29-2007, 05:11 PM	#20
Az A Bay Bay Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,129	hahahahaha,lol __________________ Home of Ed Powers and america's next hot pornstar

10-29-2007, 05:12 PM	#21
Az A Bay Bay Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,129	veRy funnie!!! __________________ Home of Ed Powers and america's next hot pornstar

10-29-2007, 05:14 PM	#22
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Lol..that was pretty funny __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-29-2007, 05:29 PM	#23
gecko ****** Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 21,846	__________________ [email protected]

10-29-2007, 06:15 PM	#24
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	__________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

10-30-2007, 12:23 AM	#25
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	That gave me a chuckle __________________ [email protected]

10-30-2007, 12:24 AM	#26
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	dat wuz funnay __________________ sig too big

10-30-2007, 01:20 AM	#27
calibra Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 4,357	Nice one __________________ GetCyberCash.com

10-30-2007, 08:23 AM	#28
sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	__________________ ~Accepting design works~

10-30-2007, 09:08 AM	#29
TG Rebecca Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,450	haha!! i'll definitely relay that one to a few people.. __________________ ICQ: 263-993 \| AIM: TG Rep Rebecca Email: [email protected]

10-30-2007, 09:37 AM	#30
Meeper Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Beverly Hills, CA Posts: 2,642	hahaha __________________ *Nick "Meeper"* Amoroso [SIZE="1"] Hustler.com / BarelyLegal.com / HustlersReviews.com / HustlerTube.com / HustlerShare.com**