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How Would You Like To Die When It's Your Time?
A lot of people say that dieing in your sleep is the best way to go but personally I'd want to have my eyes wide open when it's my time.
Having a big titty blond riding on my wrinkled old penis when I'm in my 70's seems like a good way to kick the bucket. How about you? |
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working on my tan
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Death by cop after doing something hideous
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yeah, have some chick ride me and as I cum , I go!.. works for me
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I want to die during an orgasm. My last words would be "Eat it all like a whore!" I just hope I'm not alone when that happens.
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Abra-cadabra! |
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![]() DEATH BY SNU SNU
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I am Amazing Content!
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go to sleep after a nice steak dinner and a blowjob and never wake up again
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GFY's Halfpint
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Just wanna die quick I dont want to go through what my dad did when he died of cancer, I couldent handle that
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Dunno how I want to die... But I DO KNOW what will happen when I die!
I have planned it all out, for free over at http://mydeath.net/ Down to every last detaiul, and I even carry a card, that says, should I die, my last wishes can be found here... |
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Just a give me a gun
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#10 |
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like cool hand luke did, with a grin on my face
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I need a beer
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Shot down in a blaze of glory
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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My dad is 80 and still goes on the treadmill and does the stairclimber every day. The guy is fit. Death by snu snu sounds good to me.
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Quick, and Painless... when I'm 78+
With a Chili Dog in one hand, and a Pint of Beer in the other.
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Shotgun blast to the face.
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So Fucking Banned
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in a scorching fire
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with a chilli cheese burrito from taco bell in my hand.
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So Fucking Banned
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Not really sure. But I can tell you one thing: I am taking some people with me for the ride!
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So Fucking What
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in a blaze of glory !
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Show Yer Tits!
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Instantly in a raging inferno or peacefully in my sleep.
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Well In the Netherlands they give you a shot..... You sleep and never wake up again.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
(Sorry it's an old one I know) |
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So Fucking Banned
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beer, sigarette, ferrari 200km/s an hour into a wall
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C.R.E.A.M
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Heroine.
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I've been so close to death before that now I dont really care how I go. In the end, it doesnt matter.
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I'll have a shot like my grandfather. First you fall asleep, then your heart stops. EZ duzzit.
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too young to think about this
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I don't care, so long isn't painful and drawn out.
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Jesus loves bacon
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political assasination
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Chafed.
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That which was never born cannot die.
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w/ my cock half-buried in a squealing thai girls ass while another sucks the exposed portion of shaft as i share a mouthful of piss w/ a superstar katoey.
yes, that about sums it up... be happy to shuffle off this mortal coil in the middle of the scenario described above, no problem.. ![]() ![]()
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I heard heroine OD is the pleasant way to pass by ...
Have'nt thought about death yet though, I'm too young to die ! ![]() ![]() too many things to do before it die |
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while sleeping sounds pretty good
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The Profiler
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6th gear wide open - 95 south!
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Porn Meister
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Having almost died this year (saturday, May 19th), I can tell you that I dont want it to be from a heart attack. But it probably will be.
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in some poontang
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On my 120th birthday, with beautiful blonde twins in each arm and a cuban in my mouth.
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On my 120th birthday, with beautiful blonde twins in each arm and a cuban in my mouth.
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On my 120th birthday, with beautiful blonde twins in each arm and a cuban in my mouth.
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I want to go out with 2 guns blazin! Send me to war so I can take as many with me as possible. They have suicide bombers, so can we.
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High!!!!!!!!!
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don't have any idea. and i don't want to think about it for now.
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Pay to Cum
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i'd like to die in the himalayan mountains or in the sacred village of Vrindaban - better yet Radha Kunda - in the midst of meditation upon the divine couple Sri Sri Radha-Krishna.
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eeww.. those are just morbid!
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