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Would You Have Sex With A Corpse For A Million Dollars
The catch is the body has to be at least a week old and a video taped copy of the event goes out to your family and closest friends
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I need a beer
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No..I may be twisted but I'm not sick
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So Fucking What
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after I shit myself, fuck my mother, sister, myself and anything else thats been mentioned here ... yeah, I think I can find time for a fucking dead body .... pfft
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#4 |
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what the fuck is wrong with you?
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holla
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i dont think my dick could get hard
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Unregistered Abuser
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Damn I wish I was 15 again.....then I might find this shit funny.
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So Fucking Banned
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Sure. When can I get started?
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So Fucking Banned
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for a million bucks I would fuck a corpse on live TV
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#11 |
So Fucking What
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its probably happening daily and a mortuary near you !
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It's coming look busy
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Um this is why I did not answer the mother one, she is dead. So this time my answer would be no, and Ew, and it would hurt I would imagine. She has been dead for awhile.
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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id have sex with a corpse for $1!
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i would not do it
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Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.
We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.
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Corpse gender missing in the title. Alert........
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I'm sure many family members and friends would be ok with it if they received a cut from the million...
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why not i'm already doing it for nothing might as well get something out of it
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So Fucking What
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Nope.. what if he/she got virus or nasty maggots? eww the thought is killing me now
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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you are fucking sick and weird
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C.R.E.A.M
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only with a condom :D
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So Fucking Banned
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Yes I would, only if she's good looking
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sick in the fucking head
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1 mil buys a lot of therapy
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sure why not
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Umm.... NO!
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This is a sick fucking thead.... never thought I would say that, but this really is.
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is it a male corpse or a female corpse cause i ain't into gay sex myself
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Sure it would be like fucking a real doll ;)
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there's no $$$ in porn
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Playa
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nah i'll do it for free lol
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give me a 102 Year Old Pornstar anyday http://www.grannypussy.com/
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No fucking way...
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haha... the videotape stuff got me turned off...
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Isn't it Illegal?
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This place is getting dumb by the minute (no offense to some of you). It has become a big contest as to whoever can make the most shocking topic. I miss the good old days.
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myadultdesign.com
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Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Wow, so all of your corpses are fresh? Must be nice. Usually we just have to take what we can get.
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I had sex with a corpse for free for eight years before I got divorced.
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