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Old 11-04-2007, 08:20 PM   #1
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Would You Have Sex With A Corpse For A Million Dollars

The catch is the body has to be at least a week old and a video taped copy of the event goes out to your family and closest friends
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:21 PM   #2
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:21 PM   #3
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after I shit myself, fuck my mother, sister, myself and anything else thats been mentioned here ... yeah, I think I can find time for a fucking dead body .... pfft
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:21 PM   #4
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:24 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:27 PM   #6
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after I shit myself, fuck my mother, sister, myself and anything else thats been mentioned here ... yeah, I think I can find time for a fucking dead body .... pfft

My sentiments exacly!
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:29 PM   #7
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:30 PM   #8
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Damn I wish I was 15 again.....then I might find this shit funny.
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:30 PM   #9
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:30 PM   #10
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:32 PM   #11
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its probably happening daily and a mortuary near you !
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:32 PM   #12
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Um this is why I did not answer the mother one, she is dead. So this time my answer would be no, and Ew, and it would hurt I would imagine. She has been dead for awhile.
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Old 11-04-2007, 08:42 PM   #14
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Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:05 PM   #16
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Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.
Who said it would be a she?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:08 PM   #17
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Corpse gender missing in the title. Alert........
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:09 PM   #18
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:13 PM   #19
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why not i'm already doing it for nothing might as well get something out of it
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:15 PM   #20
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Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.
thats why mortuaries are the best place for these types of activities. you can always find fresh flowers !
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:48 PM   #21
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Nope.. what if he/she got virus or nasty maggots? eww the thought is killing me now
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:22 PM   #22
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:24 PM   #23
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Old 11-04-2007, 10:32 PM   #24
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Old 11-05-2007, 12:20 AM   #29
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If you hesitate and need our opinion: NO, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! Bury the body and relax
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This is a sick fucking thead.... never thought I would say that, but this really is.
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is it a male corpse or a female corpse cause i ain't into gay sex myself
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Absolutely. As long as SHE died of something that didn't involve severe trauma and as long as the corpse is fresh.

We all know how a not-so-fresh corpse can really spoil the mood.

You load up an mp3 player with a sexy womans voice to add ambiance...
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This place is getting dumb by the minute (no offense to some of you). It has become a big contest as to whoever can make the most shocking topic. I miss the good old days.
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Wow, so all of your corpses are fresh? Must be nice. Usually we just have to take what we can get.
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... and the pussy or anus has to be stuffed with rusty razorblades.

damn, any more hoops to jump?

Also there are people out there doing it for free

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